I, Michael Jackson, have Moonwalked to Freedom - Shamone! (Official Innocence Post) (2923 hits)
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Submitted by Michael Jackson (View user info) at 2005-06-14 09:43:15 EDT
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-05 07:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Danes shouldn't go woo germany. I am sorry for your loss - FRAULEIN!!
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-07-05 07:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love this post. It was made at the last minute, because he was found not guilty about an hour after I left work and only found out the next day.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-05 07:02:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-21 06:36:02 (#)
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+2 for the memories.
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*wipes tear for lost innocence*
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-21 06:36:02 EDT (#)
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+2 for the memories.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-24 20:49:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-17 16:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shamone Bitches
Submitted by Dancingman (user info) at 2005-06-17 10:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who's Bad!
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-17 06:00:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-17 05:51:19 (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-16 14:14:24 (#)
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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-06-16 13:58:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Just for that PS I'm going to download some of your songs.
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Don't do that! I'll starve :(
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Holy shit, my keyboard has soup on it now you bastard!
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Don't waste it! Ship it to me, I'll lick it off! If these cunts keep downloading my music, I'll need all the free food I can get! Sha-lick-lick-mone!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-17 05:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-16 14:14:24 (#)
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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-06-16 13:58:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Just for that PS I'm going to download some of your songs.
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Don't do that! I'll starve :(
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Holy shit, my keyboard has soup on it now you bastard!
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-16 14:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-06-16 13:58:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Just for that PS I'm going to download some of your songs.
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Don't do that! I'll starve :(
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-06-16 13:58:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just for that PS I'm going to download some of your songs.
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2005-06-16 12:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still think you did it, but oh well...
Shamone, Michael... shamone.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-06-15 21:16:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your posts have entertained me, +2 for you.
Since I live in a one room unheated shack in the foothills of Montana plotting the downfall of technology, I still don't know WHAT"S A MICHAEL JACKSON????
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-15 12:50:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-06-15 12:40:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
We love you Michael.
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I love you too!
This post needs more heat! After all this is like the most important news in the last 100 years! Shamone!
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-06-15 12:40:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We love you Michael.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-06-15 08:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A-HEE-hee-hee!
Woo!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-06-15 07:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This really is the greatest alter ever.
MJ, you're an inspiration to us all. Can I have Steven Segal's phone number?
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-15 05:39:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-15 02:36:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
What are we ever gonna do if you make the MVA?
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If that happens I will come to an Ubercon and play an accoustic version of "Man in the mirror", deal?
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-15 05:28:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-14 20:40:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
MICHAEL! MICHAEL! I HAVE WONDERFUL NEWS!!!
Governor Bill Owens of Colorado is having a Michael Jackson appreciation day, and we're re-naming the Colorado Rocky Mountains the Colorado Rocky MICHAELS!
ISN'T THAT GLORIOUS???
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHAMONE!
<Dies>
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-06-15 04:12:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-14 20:17:22 (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:58:47 (#)
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Good stuff
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Thank you Bart Bart, Tom Sneddom told me that if it wasn't for your testimony, he would have won :(
Shamone Bart Bart!
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That made me weep tears of pleasure.
Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2005-06-15 04:03:47 EDT (#)
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Shamone!
You should write a book about your experiences. I suggest the title, "Young White Ass: An Insider's View."
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-15 02:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What are we ever gonna do if you make the MVA?
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-06-14 23:17:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've always said it- you're a weirdo but you're no child molester...
Shamone Michael!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-14 22:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Josie! Don't be ignorant, SHAMONE!
You gott-ah, be down-ah, with the brown-ah, HEEHEE!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-06-14 22:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Michael is back in form!
Exclusive Acquittal Party Photos and his latest song, LEAKED HERE
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68486
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-06-14 22:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't really care about Michael Jacksons real or alteriffic, but this? Funny stuff.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-06-14 20:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:21:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
So this means you're going to go the fuck away, right?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-14 20:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your my favorite negro
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-14 20:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CONGRATULATIONS!!! MICHAEL
<fromthejungleroomtoiletdeepinsideGraceland>
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-14 20:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MICHAEL! MICHAEL! I HAVE WONDERFUL NEWS!!!
Governor Bill Owens of Colorado is having a Michael Jackson appreciation day, and we're re-naming the Colorado Rocky Mountains the Colorado Rocky MICHAELS!
ISN'T THAT GLORIOUS???
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-14 20:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:58:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff
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Thank you Bart Bart, Tom Sneddom told me that if it wasn't for your testimony, he would have won :(
Shamone Bart Bart!
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff
Submitted by Obi-wan (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:55:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I could imagine all the posts celebrating MJ's freedom
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here it is:
The culmination of your username.
Enjoy...
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-06-14 17:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you Michael, can i go take a nap on your bed?
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-14 17:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-14 17:31:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
That was the best Michael Jackson molestation trial ever!!
I can;t wait for the next one.
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Don't be ignorant! I have learned my lesson! Next time I won't get caug... I mean there won't be a next time - shamone!
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-14 17:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was the best Michael Jackson molestation trial ever!!
I can;t wait for the next one.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-06-14 17:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shamone, Michael!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-06-14 16:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is 100% brilliance.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-14 16:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-06-14 16:12:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't you sell those beatles royalties to sony a few years back?
It was sony that got annoyed about the grey album
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Yes :(
I had to sell them! I was so poor at the time! A Ferris wheel is exrtremely high maintanance. I swear, Paul McCartney probably framed me, just so he could get his filthy unwashed English hands back on them!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-06-14 16:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't you sell those beatles royalties to sony a few years back?
It was sony that got annoyed about the grey album
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-14 16:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go, Michael, Go Michael Go!
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-14 15:55:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-06-14 15:49:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
I love the moonwalk clipart, that's classic.
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What? That's my official logo for my MJJPRODUCTIONS. This was after all typed on official Michael Jackson stationary - shamone!
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-06-14 15:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love the moonwalk clipart, that's classic.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-14 15:48:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-14 13:35:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Come to California Adam! Shamone!
I at least expected a tribute post from you? Won't your wife let you make one?
That makes me weep :(
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A little busy here at work, tomorrow I'll tribute you correctly
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-14 15:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well...
This died quick...
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-14 14:04:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-14 13:38:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Michael, The Kennedys were there, drunk as usual. John Kerry too. And Mcbride, who had
just recently defeated defeated Mike Tyson, was there in a celebratory mood. Denis Leary,
Steven Wright, and Lenny Clark tried out their new material for my guests and Steven Tyler
from Aerosmith did an impromtu rendition of "walk this way" and "jailhouse rock". And towards
the end of the night Jay Leno made an appearance.
All people from the boston area. and boy did we party.
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck could not make it. They sent their regards though.
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Shamone! I am so famous! Everbody likes me!
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-06-14 14:04:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Go, be free, and don't come back.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-06-14 13:58:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can understand how they wouldn't let in those wild jungle apes, but what
about those really smart ones who live among us who rollerskate and smoke
cigars?
-- Homer Simpson, on Heaven
The Telltale Head
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-06-14 13:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How funny would it be if Michael Jackson were an alter of Fat Tony? Think of all the people that love MJ and hate FT!
+2 Entertaining alter, but it has really run its course
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-14 13:54:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't you care about the famous Denver people, Michael?
Like Don Cheadle!
And John Elway!
And...
Uh...
Um...
OH! KERI RUSSELL of Felicity fame!
Who else...
Um...
Did I say John Elway?
I did?
Well, um...
Damn...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-14 13:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Michael, The Kennedys were there, drunk as usual. John Kerry too. And Mcbride, who had
just recently defeated defeated Mike Tyson, was there in a celebratory mood. Denis Leary,
Steven Wright, and Lenny Clark tried out their new material for my guests and Steven Tyler
from Aerosmith did an impromtu rendition of "walk this way" and "jailhouse rock". And towards
the end of the night Jay Leno made an appearance.
All people from the boston area. and boy did we party.
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck could not make it. They sent their regards though.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-14 13:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Come to California Adam! Shamone!
I at least expected a tribute post from you? Won't your wife let you make one?
That makes me weep :(
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-14 13:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shamone! I love you Miss Munkeypants! Where any famous Bostonians there showing support?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-14 13:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As He Came Into The Window
It Was The Sound Of A
Crescendo
He Came Into Her Apartment
He Left The Bloodstains On
The Carpet
She Ran Underneath The Table
He Could See She Was Unable
So She Ran Into The Bedroom
She Was Struck Down, It Was
Her Doom
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok, Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok, Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok, Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok, Are You Ok, Annie
(Annie Are You Ok)
(Will You Tell Us That You're
Ok)
(There's A Sign In The
Window)
(That He Struck You-A
Crescendo Annie)
(He Came Into Your
Apartment)
(He Left The Bloodstains On
The Carpet)
(Then You Ran Into The
Bedroom)
(You Were Struck Down)
(It Was Your Doom)
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
You've Been Hit By
You've Been Hit By-
A Smooth Criminal
So They Came Into The
Outway
It Was Sunday-What A Black
Day
Mouth To Mouth Resus-
Citation
Sounding Heartbeats-
Intimidations
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
(Annie Are You Ok)
(Will You Tell Us That You're
Ok)
(There's A Sign In The
Window)
(That He Struck You-A
Crescendo Annie)
(He Came Into Your
Apartment)
(He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet)
(Then You Ran Into The
Bedroom)
(You Were Struck Down)
(It Was Your Doom)
(Annie Are You Ok)
(So, Annie Are You Ok)
(Are You Ok Annie)
(You've Been Hit By)
(You've Been Struck By-
A Smooth Criminal)
Okay, I Want Everybody To
Clear The Area Right Now!
Aaow!
(Annie Are You Ok)
I Don't Know!
(Will You Tell Us, That
You're Ok)
I Don't Know!
(There's A Sign In The
Window)
I Don't Know!
(That He Struck You-A
Crescendo Annie)
I Don't Know!
(He Came Into Your
Apartment)
I Don't Know!
(Left Bloodstains On The
Carpet)
I Don't Know Why Baby!
(Then You Ran Into The
Bedroom)
I Don't Know!
(You Were Struck Down)
(It Was Your Doom-Annie!)
(Annie Are You Ok)
Dad Gone It-Baby!
(Will You Tell Us, That
You're Ok)
Dad Gone It-Baby!
(There's A Sign In The
Window)
Dad Gone It-Baby!
(That He Struck You-A
Crescendo Annie)
Hoo! Hoo!
(He Came Into Your
Apartment)
Dad Gone It!
(Left Bloodstains On The
Carpet)
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
(Then You Ran Into The
Bedroom)
Dad Gone It!
(You Were Struck Down)
(It Was Your Doom-Annie!)
Aaow!!!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-14 13:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:51:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes! Don't be ignorant Miss Munkeypants!
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:50:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
What do you mean no comment? That's ignorant!
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:48:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
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what? I am so tired from the "Michael IS Free!" rally I threw last night.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-14 13:18:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-14 13:11:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Michael, you're Jewish?
I didn't know!
SHAMOUY-VEY!
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Yes! Can't you tell by my nose?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-14 13:11:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Michael, you're Jewish?
I didn't know!
SHAMOUY-VEY!
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-14 13:07:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-14 12:33:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
you've got some classy letterhead. i definitely approve. you need to throw one more Neverland bash - complete with clowns, balloons, a petting zoo, an animal petting zoo, a house of wax, a tunnel of love (while riding swan-style boats),
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Isn't the "tunnel of love" a euphemism that MJ uses to seduce minors?
That's how he got into this mess in the first place.
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Don't be ignorant! Going on a J-Date with Jared started this mess! Shamone!
Submitted by NumLock (user info) at 2005-06-14 12:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-06-14 12:41:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-14 12:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you've got some classy letterhead. i definitely approve. you need to throw one more Neverland bash - complete with clowns, balloons, a petting zoo, an animal petting zoo, a house of wax, a tunnel of love (while riding swan-style boats),
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Isn't the "tunnel of love" a euphemism that MJ uses to seduce minors?
That's how he got into this mess in the first place.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-14 12:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-06-14 12:22:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Mr. Jackson, I've always said you were innocent, and those bastards were just after your money. Everybody said I was crazy, but nyah nyah nyah, you jerks! I was right!
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Thank you so much! Your kind words mean so much to me! Shamone!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-14 12:23:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shamone!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-06-14 12:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mr. Jackson, I've always said you were innocent, and those bastards were just after your money. Everybody said I was crazy, but nyah nyah nyah, you jerks! I was right!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-14 12:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MIchael, e-mail me at mister.jay.peg.at.gmail.com, could ya?
I have a proposal I'd like to make!
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-14 12:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:58:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
where the hell did you get that font?
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http://www.starla.org/themes/fonts/tspfonts.zip
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
where the hell did you get that font?
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes! Don't be ignorant Miss Munkeypants!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What do you mean no comment? That's ignorant!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:43:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Michael you could always come and live in the UK with me- we have a spare room. I don't have any kids but I work in a school.
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Sorry I, Michael Jackson, only go to countries like England and France if my dad says I have to.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:45:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Free at last. Free at last. Thank God, I'm free at last!"
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Michael you could always come and live in the UK with me- we have a spare room. I don't have any kids but I work in a school.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:42:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:38:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:29:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am now 100% convinced that this is Apollo, especially after reading the 'punch in the stomach' line. Nothing could possibly sway me at this point.
I await to be disproved.
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Uber friend Spam, today is a joyous day, please don't ruin it with these alter shenanigans! Shamone! Also I go to the dentist and I shower every morning.
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My apologies Michael, I see my mistake now - I'd assumed that your teeth were false and your body was made of some sort easy to clean wipeable material but if you really do shower, I guess you could never be Apollo.
He's definately somebody you should meet though - I think his continent encompassing skull would look great alongside the elephant man's.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gavin_and_his_mom_got_shamowned.jpg
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:37:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
yesterday, after the verdict was given, i started counting down the minutes until we'd get to see another glorious MJ post. thanks.
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It took a while. I was ever so busy giving my "No comments" to the ignorant press. Now they all love me again, tsk tsk, ignorance. Shamone!
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:37:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:36:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
the typewriter builds character.
you've got some classy letterhead. i definitely approve. you need to throw one more Neverland bash - complete with clowns, balloons, a petting zoo, an animal petting zoo, a house of wax, a tunnel of love (while riding swan-style boats), a mile-high ferris wheel, cotton candy, corey feldman, face painting, free testicular/breast cancer testing stations, whack-a-mole, tennis, puddles?, a life sized chess game, topless slip & slide, gator golf (what could be greater than golf with a gator?), and a miniature train being driven by none other than our masked innocent hero.
this would be the best party ever! if you invited me, i'd promise not to take a dump under a tree again (if you provided proper port-o-potties).
once Neverland gets taken, you're welcome to come crash at my place up in Cleveland. i've still got my autistic nephew and we're right by the rock and roll hall of fame. i'm sure you could get a discount.
keep on shamone-in'!
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Cleveland, Neverland, guess it's the same! Shamone! See you soon!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yesterday, after the verdict was given, i started counting down the minutes until we'd get to see another glorious MJ post. thanks.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:36:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the typewriter builds character.
you've got some classy letterhead. i definitely approve. you need to throw one more Neverland bash - complete with clowns, balloons, a petting zoo, an animal petting zoo, a house of wax, a tunnel of love (while riding swan-style boats), a mile-high ferris wheel, cotton candy, corey feldman, face painting, free testicular/breast cancer testing stations, whack-a-mole, tennis, puddles?, a life sized chess game, topless slip & slide, gator golf (what could be greater than golf with a gator?), and a miniature train being driven by none other than our masked innocent hero.
this would be the best party ever! if you invited me, i'd promise not to take a dump under a tree again (if you provided proper port-o-potties).
once Neverland gets taken, you're welcome to come crash at my place up in Cleveland. i've still got my autistic nephew and we're right by the rock and roll hall of fame. i'm sure you could get a discount.
keep on shamone-in'!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best alter ever? Maybe.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68453
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:24:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
You have a shit typewriter for a billionaire. Why didn't you use one of those laptops that you use for looking at "perfectly legal" pornography?
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Using a typewriter shows that I care more!
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:22:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:21:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
So this means you're going to go the fuck away, right?
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How rude!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have a shit typewriter for a billionaire. Why didn't you use one of those laptops that you use for looking at "perfectly legal" pornography?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:21:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
So this means you're going to go the fuck away, right?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:22:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't be ignorant! Children can be fucked, is what he said! He doesn't care about the kids anymore, unless they have money so they don't sue him! SHAMONE-AH!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:21:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So this means you're going to go the fuck away, right?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shamone! We knew you were innocent all along! To endorse this statement and show my faith in the king of pop, I have shipped my neighbor's six year old to Neverland ranch. I am sure he will make a good pool or cabana boy. Please make sure I never see him again.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:10:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bahahahahahahaha
Tony Danza is a good guy
IMA TONY DANZA
IMA ITALLIAN AND FROMA DA BRONX
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:55:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
WE LOVE YOU MICHAEL!!!!!!!!!!
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I love you too Method! Shamone!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WE LOVE YOU MICHAEL!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:49:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:42:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
We're all terribly relieved, but not as relieved as Thorpe and Canucksfan, who get to go back to Neverland... which is terrible..
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You are all invited to Neverland! Make the most of it, it's not mine for much longer :(
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We're all terribly relieved, but not as relieved as Thorpe and Canucksfan, who get to go back to Neverland... which is terrible..
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:29:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am now 100% convinced that this is Apollo, especially after reading the 'punch in the stomach' line. Nothing could possibly sway me at this point.
I await to be disproved.
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Uber friend Spam, today is a joyous day, please don't ruin it with these alter shenanigans! Shamone! Also I go to the dentist and I shower every morning.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am now 100% convinced that this is Apollo, especially after reading the 'punch in the stomach' line. Nothing could possibly sway me at this point.
I await to be disproved.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:08:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought it was revealed a long time ago that this is WillZone?
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Weak! I am Michael Jackson! You must have that ignorant story confused with that post I did where I hung WillZone off a balcony: http://www.ubersite.com/m/55025
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes. Quite nice. Splendid, even.
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A round of Jesus Juice for everybody!
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What makes my comment even funnier is that, I, am a white female Brit.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:16:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shamone, motherfucker, shamone.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:08:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought it was revealed a long time ago that this is WillZone?
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For real, who said that?
I don't believe that MJ is anyones alter.
Besides alot of people thought it was me for a while
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
way to go buddy, I was pulling for you the whole way.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:08:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-14 09:52:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think this is my favourite MJ post of all. So fucking classy, and goddamned hilarious.
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SHAMON-AH!
The sad part is, now that he's free to go wherever, Michael may post less and less here...
We will miss you if you leave, Michael. Never forget us if you do.
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I, Michael Jackson, won't be leaving any time soon. Ah yee hee shamone!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who said that, Wiggles?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hadooken needs a kick in the nuts. This is Best Ever material.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:08:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought it was revealed a long time ago that this is WillZone?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-14 09:52:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think this is my favourite MJ post of all. So fucking classy, and goddamned hilarious.
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SHAMON-AH!
The sad part is, now that he's free to go wherever, Michael may post less and less here...
We will miss you if you leave, Michael. Never forget us if you do.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:07:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Only you could sing loud enough to get Free Willy to jump over that wall thing.
Ma Ma Sa, Ma Ma Coo Sa!
Submitted by InsoManiac (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-14 09:50:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-14 09:48:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
but what about "the children"?
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I am a changed pop star. The children can get fucked. From now on, I am only going to hang around celebrity children, they have enough money and won't want to sue me.
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Oh, this made me laugh... Not as much as the post though. Shamone indeed!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:00:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-14 09:55:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
I died from the awesomeness of this post. Luckily the Warth of Kahn quote brought me back from the dead.
Teeheee heee heee!
SHAMONE MJ!
I promised I would buy drinks, should I pick you up at Mcauly Culkins house?
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Adam I have really appreciated all your support, even if your wife was a nay sayer.
I am at Neverland. Everyone is welcome to join the party. Except Lisa. Shamone.
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Whoever you are...you need to come to an ubercon sometime. You're funny shit.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:00:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-14 09:55:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
I died from the awesomeness of this post. Luckily the Warth of Kahn quote brought me back from the dead.
Teeheee heee heee!
SHAMONE MJ!
I promised I would buy drinks, should I pick you up at Mcauly Culkins house?
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Adam I have really appreciated all your support, even if your wife was a nay sayer.
I am at Neverland. Everyone is welcome to join the party. Except Lisa. Shamone.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-14 09:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about MichaelJackson
User id: 14466
Registered on or around: 2004-12-07 08:59:16
# Messages posted: 69
# Reviews written: 718
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 1608
# Hits: 44525
Average rating of all messages: 1.17
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This was MJ's 69th post.
If thats not a sign from the big guy I don't know what is.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-06-14 09:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shamonigans
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-14 09:56:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just another +2, because MJ is the BEST thing to ever happen to this site.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-06-14 09:56:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the legal system in california is a joke and so is michael jacksons "career"
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-14 09:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I died from the awesomeness of this post. Luckily the Warth of Kahn quote brought me back from the dead.
Teeheee heee heee!
SHAMONE MJ!
I promised I would buy drinks, should I pick you up at Mcauly Culkins house?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-14 09:53:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tony Danza had a getaway car parked behind the courthouse, with a FULL TANK... PS Don't download my music... The children can get fucked...
I;m cracking up so bad here I can't type proplerly. Oh wow.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-06-14 09:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is so funny!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-14 09:52:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think this is my favourite MJ post of all. So fucking classy, and goddamned hilarious.
Take a bow.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-14 09:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-14 09:48:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
but what about "the children"?
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I am a changed pop star. The children can get fucked. From now on, I am only going to hang around celebrity children, they have enough money and won't want to sue me.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-14 09:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
but what about "the children"?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-14 09:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wore my extra loose pants for nothing. Nothing!
-- Homer Simpson
New Kid on the Block
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-06-14 09:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah, the miracles of the Ubersite Random Simpson Quote Generator . . . BEHOLD:
Marge: Maybe it'll turn out that he was innocent all along.
Homer: Earth to Marge. Earth to Marge. I was there ... the clown's
G-I-L-L-T-Y.
Krusty Gets Busted