Kiss My Asssssss (809 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Bitch (View user info) at 2005-06-14 14:12:09 EDT
My big, fat, cellulite-ridden ass. Kiss it hard. Kiss it soft. Run your tongue up and down my crack ever so lightly. Caress my pulsating rosebud with your lips. Use the tip of your tongue to nudge ever so gently into my puckered brown eye. My ass loves the attention, it surely does. My ass craves your tongue and your tongue craves my ass. Lick it, kiss it, love it. Worship the ass.
MARRY MY ASS.
User Reviews
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-15 01:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
eeeew yuck
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-06-15 01:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ok maybe this is just the weed talking here, but I can't stop picturing that fat guy standing in a kitchen yelling MARRY MY ASS and I can't stop laughing.
Someone please for the love of god talk to me.
Submitted by prettygirl (user info) at 2005-06-14 21:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You can kiss my ass too.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-14 21:14:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:28:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck ass
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2005-06-14 17:42:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for me...
The plentiful negative attention here makes my asexual parts positively *tingle*!
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2005-06-14 15:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Made me smile"
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-06-14 14:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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a better place to be.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-14 14:48:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
C'mon. Do more than one at a time, at least.
Hit up 10 or so, make it fun.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-06-14 14:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Unoriginal.
All of your posts lack originality.
Going for shock value, dipshit?
Too late.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-14 14:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
foiled yet again = (
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-06-14 14:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm surprised you weren't banned the first time.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-14 14:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2005-06-14 14:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Method wishes I would visit his posts. HA!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-14 14:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I see you are into the retaliatory rating game. Please go back and -2 every single one of my posts. It would make me oh-so-happy
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-06-14 14:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Something smells like ass around here.....
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2005-06-14 14:32:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-14 14:30:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes.
I'm whining.
Because a -2 rating.
Oh no, anything but that!
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Keep on refreshing, visiting, and explaining yourself. ;P
I find it highly amusing!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-14 14:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Sorry. I'm laughing at this.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-14 14:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes.
I'm whining.
Because a -2 rating.
Oh no, anything but that!
It's called sarcasm.
-2 every post I have, if you feel so inclined.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-06-14 14:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No reason to be so angy, friend. I bet if you save up your allowance long enough, you'll have enough quarters to pay the nice lady on the corner to touch her booby. Then, you'll be able to die a happy 40 year old virgin and also relieve your parents of the burden you put on them by still living in the basement.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2005-06-14 14:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-14 14:21:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh golly. Not another retalitory -2!!! WHATEVER SHALL I DO???????
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Oh I don't know... Keep whining, perhaps?
Thanks for the hits and come again!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-14 14:23:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice to see someone step in to fill the gaping vacuum left by WhatTheHell.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-14 14:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh golly. Not another retalitory -2!!! WHATEVER SHALL I DO???????
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-06-14 14:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh it's your dumbass. http://www.ubersite.com/m/45824
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-06-14 14:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
That was rather disturbing.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-14 14:14:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for the retalitory -2, ya fucking cuntswab.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-14 14:14:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ewww, you made me feel a bit poorly.