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Submitted by yermom (View user info) at 2005-06-14 17:52:19 EDT
I remember it like it was yesterday; I sat on the porch of that little old house, and watched as the silver haired old lady plucked away at her banjo. The wanting eyes of a bunch of us kids must have brought an old memory to the forefront of the her mind.
I'd like to tell you a story of my youth. My name is Janie for those of you who don't know. I'm sure you won't recall, but back in the day, I had quite the following. It was a simpler time with real music, we called dances socials, and we didn't need clubs to dance and have a good old time. I could go on, but I don't want to bore you youngins anymore than need be with my wily-nilly day dreaming.
Anyway, I wanted to tell you the story of the best show we ever performed. What? You didn't know that I was in a band? Oh, well let me tell you something sonny, back in my day we were the hottest thing to hit this tiny little town, and boy oh boy, could this old gal play a tune.
It was the summer of 48' the world was just getting back to normal after the war, and it was about the time for the big summer barn dance. All the guys and gals were getting all spiffed up for what would surely be the hootenanny of the summer.
The band and I had decided to play for the crowd and boy would I be happy I did. My band was called Janie's Banjo Band. You zip your lip, we didn't need to have fancy names back in my day, it was the quality of our music that counted.
It was a glorious time, the twanging of the banjo, and Roscoe on the jug, damn that boy was an amazing jug player, we played late into the night, and at some point one of the other local kids had gotten into his pappy's shine stash. Boy, let me tell you that turned into one late night bash. Whooee! Anyway, it was only a couple hours until the sun came up and most of the adults had gone to sleep hours before, that's when it happened, that's when Roscoe put those lips of his into action, well, you know me, once I'm fired up, I can't stop. Roscoe fucked me for the first time that night, and after he was done, I had my with little Johnny Miller from down the road, and of course big Johnny wanted in after him, then there was Billy B, and Sammy K, holy cow what a night that turned out to be.
That's when I said, "Oh my god grandma!!" and threw up in my mouth, and eventually all over the porch, I haven't talked to my grandma since.
In reference to PMJ's post http://www.ubersite.com/m/68520
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-15 12:51:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-06-15 11:26:31 EDT (#)
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Horray!
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:07:36 EDT (#)
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I feel dizzy...
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Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-14 17:55:36 EDT (#)
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I threw up too.