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Submitted by ~*~Candy~*~ (View user info) at 2005-06-14 17:55:34 EDT


So I have a little bit of a problem. I am 21 years of age but still a virgin.

Some people, including my mom, tell me that I am too sexy for my own good. I really don't know why they would say this. I don't understand what they're talking about. I have been this way since I was a little girl. I love Jesus, and I never planned to lose my virginity before marriage, but peer pressure is starting to get the best of me. Even my friends at church are nagging me about it. They are calling me a PRUDISH VICTORIAN MATRON.

I am confused.

Wouldn't that mean that I have no sex drive? I don't understand.

Last night Bobby came over. He came to chew tobacco with my younger brother Josh, who is 19. Bobby is 18 which of course is 3 years younger than me. He has been eyeing me for years, but I have always thought that he was too young for me. On the other hand, everyone keeps telling me that I'm soooooooooooooo immature for some reason.

So anyway, after Bobby and Josh are done chewing behind the house, Bobby comes inside to "rinse his mouth out". On his way to the bathroom, he passes by my bedroom, where I was on my bed reading the latest issue of Allure magazine. He tells me to come into the bathroom with him because he doesn't understand how something works. I didn't see my brother anywhere and my parents weren't home so I figured I was the only one who could help.

I followed Bobby into the bathroom, and he shut and locked the door. He complimented me on my shorts and babydoll tee. He asked if he could feel the material. I let him. His hand grazed across my butt. LOL. He then took his penis out of his pants and starting peeing into the toilet while I stood there!!! OMG I felt scared for a minute but then I started laughing... LMAO. I think he got mad or something because he asked me what I was laughing at.

BUT THEN: He told me that I had "seen his" and now he wanted to "see mine". I didn't get this. He told me that he heard I was still a virgin and he asked me if it was true. I reluctantly told him yes. This embarrassed me so much that I started crying. He told me it was okay and he said he'd help me. He told me that he could break my hymen and I wouldn't be a virgin anymore. I screamed "Noooooooooooooooooo!" because I didn't want to get pregnant. I wouldn't know what to do with the baby. Wrap it up in plastic? Drop it off at the hospital? J/K.

Really though, I just cannot deal with a baby. So he tells me that he can break my hymen with his fingers, so that I'm no longer a "virgin" even though I've never had sex. I agreed. He asked me to touch his penis, which was still out of his pants. I watched it grow large. He told me to pull down my shorts and pinned me up against the bathroom door. He put one finger in me, then two, then three. It hurt. A lot. He showed me his fingers and they had blood on them. He asked me if I wanted him to continue. I said yes. He put his fingers in me again: First one, then two, then three. He pushed them into my vagina and pulled them out again. I kept touching his penis. I felt so dirty. He asked me if he could touch my chest so I pulled up my shirt for him. Instead of using his hand to touch them he used his mouth. Then he asked me to move my hand back and forth over his penis. He pushed his fingers into me harder and then told me that he would be adding a fourth finger. I begged him not to but he said I needed to be "loosened up".

So he covered my mouth to prevent me from screaming and pushed the fourth finger in. I THINK IT WAS THE MOST PAINFUL THING I EVER EXPERIENCED. I could hear my brother inside of the house and I got scared. I asked him to stop. He said he was going to "cum" soon and asked me to get on my knees in front of him. I told him no but he told me to do it or else he'd tell my brother what I let him do to me. How unfair! So I got on my knees and he took control of his penis. He moved his hand back and forth over his penis until he ejaculated all over my face. Then he zipped up his pants and walked out of the bathroom and then went back outside with my brother.

I looked at myself in the mirror. I had "cum" all over my face and blood caked all over my inner thighs. I knew then that I was going to Hell. I used a washcloth to get the mess off of me but I had to change my shorts because they also had blood on them.

So now I guess I'm not a virgin anymore. But I technically am. Whatever. So I was a little bit depressed and confused after this happened. I even went into my room and selected 10 Beanie Babies from my shelf to sit and cry with. I hugged them and then started to punch them a bit. I scared myself. Then just before bed, something *wonderful* happened. I was on my bed reading the Bible when I heard the sound of paper sliding across the floor. Someone had slipped a note under my door!

I opened the note, and it said:

Dear Candy,
Thank you for letting me finger you.
Love,
Bobby

OMG I have the BIGGEST crush on him now, and I almost feel like a WOMAN. The only problem is: How do I tell my brother about this? How do I let him know that I am going to be with his friend forever and have his babies? Hehehe. Naw, I'm just kidding, but I sure do look forward to the next time Bobby comes over here because I'm going to ask him if we are Boyfriend and Girlfriend now.

Anyway, that's what happened in my life last night.

XOXOXO
~CANDY~

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Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-05 20:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Whoever this is already spammed me back in the day, last summer. That leads me to believe it's some little bitch who's out of school and has nothing better to do.

Submitted by CockOTheNorth (user info) at 2005-06-15 09:01:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

That's cute. But bobby's a bad man.

Submitted by AndyD (user info) at 2005-06-15 08:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Shenanigans + stfu already!

Submitted by prettygirl (user info) at 2005-06-14 21:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Eh.

Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-06-14 21:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

hmmmmmm........no.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-14 20:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

B@W cunt

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-06-14 19:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:47:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

Filthy is the real person who gets her rocks off fucking with intraweb persons under the guise of a dude in Kentucky.

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And it would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you pesky kids...

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.lonelyinternetloserwithtoomuchtimeonhishand.com

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:57:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.seroquel.com

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have definate proof that I am full of shit.

as for proof for the other stuff? No, not really.

It is all conjecture.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

if I -2 this will you spam my posts too?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what proof?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Either ETS is a real person and filthy is an alter of his where he puts his good posts,

or

Filthy is the real person who gets her rocks off fucking with intraweb persons under the guise of a dude in Kentucky.

Or

I am just completely full of shit.


BUT I HAVE PROOF

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:44:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

I am convinced that ETS and filthy assistant are the same person.
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don't you think that's a little far-fetched?

Though the boy does have weird mental disorders.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:44:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I am convinced that ETS and filthy assistant are the same person.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

what th efuck is thi sstupid shiut!!??

This post iis so dum it makesa me atypee badd!!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

He has spammed many people, not just me. But ETS has been running around with old alters (Vengeance or Chicane) for a while and this kinda makes me feel like it's him http://www.ubersite.com/m/68166#1384507

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:24:43 (#)
Ranking: 0

is this ETS?
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It has to be, noone develops a hate for Caul that quick, especailly (sp?) without him flaming one of their posts

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

is this ETS?

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:15:50 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by runswithscissors (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:13:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

I really hope that this is an alter..................
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It's ETS.
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No shit, noone else would come and spam your posts with a -2 for no reason.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:23:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Dear Candy,
Thank you for letting me finger you.
Love,
Bobby

+1 for true romance
-2 for being a bit shit

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by runswithscissors (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:13:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

I really hope that this is an alter..................
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It's ETS.

Submitted by runswithscissors (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I really hope that this is an alter..................

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:03:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Wrap it up in plastic? Drop it off at the hospital? J/K.





hahahahah


Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

blah.

Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

WTF ... I kept it from the depths of -2 because of paragraphs and puncuation. That's all you got going.

Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-06-14 17:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha, beanie babies. this was hilarious!

Submitted by yermom (user info) at 2005-06-14 17:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Did you really need to post a 4th time today?

Why this crap anyway?


Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-06-14 17:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hawt


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