As Always: Grandma is HOT to TROT (791 hits)
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Submitted by +The Grifter+ (View user info) at 2005-06-14 18:29:58 EDT
I am telling you now it didn't happen, it never happened. I am her grandson. I am THEIR grandson. The AUDACITY of some of you... You've implied things, you've accused me outright of things no normal, loving human being could possibly do. I swear I didn't do it-- I never touched her...that is until...
LAST NIGHT.
I know what you're thinking but it's not my fault. She (you know who) came into my room. She saw me masturbating. I have known for weeks about her carefully planned "interruptions". This time, however, she didn't shut the door. She eyed me carefully as my cock+hand made squishy, gooey, crackling noises. At that point she could only see my profile so I used my heel to turn myself via the swivel base of my chair until I was facing her. She commented on my large gut which she had so determinedly created. She remarked on the seeming pendulous nature of my balls. I wanted to stop my jacking... I swear I did, but she urged me to continue. And then, GOD help me for repeating this: She lifted a large tub of Vaseline out of her robe pocket. Initially, I thought she was going to offer me more lubricant, or perhaps offer another enema, but within seconds she made her intentions quite clear.
Grandma stated quite flatly that she'd like to feel my cock in her ass.
WWYD?
Really: What the fuck would YOU DO?
Imagine it: There you are with your cock slapping TO AND FRO in your greasy palm, pants DANGLIGNG around your ankles, mid-afternoon in the grandparents house, looking at Necrophiliac Wood Block Art, furiously jacking off for the 4th time that day. Then...some WOMAN enters and offers her anus to you. WOULD YOU REALLY SAY NO?
Don't even fucking lie.
That's about all I can tell you now. It's difficult to type these words. Each time I try to confess, I fall into a heaving mess on my floor. All did not go well. It did not go well at all, but I will save that for another time. Now I must clean up...
I feel like holding up a card bearing the word 'Applause'.
Clap for me and shed a tear people, troof IS stranger than phiction, and it IS fun to shred. I'd shred my fucking face if I could.
I have all of these THOUGHTS and IMAGES in my head. I'm too afraid to tell you about them, and I am afraid to reveal the outcome of yesterday's romp with grandma.
Oh:
Please do not harass me for info regarding grandma at this time. I only ask for your support.
User Reviews
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-06-23 10:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-22 18:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Airstream (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:39:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
You wish you were amusing.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-21 09:13:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-14 19:22:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking sick.
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Deidra, here's an idea. Go blow your Grandfather. I'm sure he hasn't had his balls cupped in awhile, give the man a smile. You say you love him, now prove it!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-15 15:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
perverted
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-06-15 14:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't read it, but a +2 for the killer screen name.
Submitted by prettygirl (user info) at 2005-06-14 21:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahahah! Sick.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-14 21:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-06-14 20:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So did you fuck your grandma, or didn't you?
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-14 20:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy. I'm the magical man from
Happyland in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaane!
Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-06-14 20:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wrong. So so wrong.....yet strangely amusing.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-14 19:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking sick.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-06-14 19:10:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The post was good but the picture finished me right off.