Everyone looks like SOMEONE famous (apologies to kai) (1512 hits)
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Submitted by <Spooner> (View user info) at 2005-06-14 20:44:57 EDT
If I killed Macaulay Culkin, poeple would ask "Who was the actor that was stabbed to death by the miniature version of himself? Oh, right, it was Macaulay Culkin."
I was often told, as a kid, "Hey, you look like that kid from Home Alone!" Now I was a budding comedian even then, so I found it funny to, whenever my picture was taken, do the pose like in the picture at the bottom right. 90% of my pictures from age 3-7 are of me doing that. In hindsight, it wasn't really that funny.
How many people who saw me as a little kid would be surprised I turned out to like the menz? How many people who saw Macaulay Culkin as a kid are surprised he turned out to not?
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Submitted by mazellan (user info) at 2005-06-20 08:51:37 EDT (#)
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humph
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-06-15 14:54:28 EDT (#)
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I see a resemblance in the second picture, but not really in the newer one.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-15 12:54:20 EDT (#)
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Culkin turned into a creepy looking fucker.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-15 12:04:32 EDT (#)
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wow. you're adorable.
what's with the hair?
Submitted by tammy (user info) at 2005-06-15 01:35:16 EDT (#)
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You're cute but I don't see the resemblance.
Submitted by cigarr (user info) at 2005-06-15 00:31:34 EDT (#)
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kai = -2
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-14 23:51:24 EDT (#)
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I wouldn't testify against ya. ;)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-14 23:46:20 EDT (#)
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I'd molest ya!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-14 23:27:09 EDT (#)
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Now THAT is a bowl cut...
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-06-14 22:42:26 EDT (#)
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Positively eerie!
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-06-14 22:32:34 EDT (#)
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In hindsight, it wasn't really that funny.
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Why did that make me giggle so damn much???
oh right, the weed...
OH MY GOD ZAK PEOPLE USED TO TELL ME I LOOKED LIKE HARRY POTTER!!!
That's why I stopped cutting my hair and let my (very) thin beard grow. It's blonde in some parts, but my hair is brown? WHAT THE FUCKKKKK??? IT'S NOT EVEN ALL BLONDE IT'S ONLY ON MY CHIN!!
Fucking Harry Potter indeed...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-14 21:23:19 EDT (#)
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Yer look like a cross between Hugh Grant and Kirk Cameron - G-G-Gheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-14 21:22:23 EDT (#)
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We called it a "surfer dude" cut.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-14 21:17:17 EDT (#)
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Jesus, Spooner...
A bowl-cut?
Did you parents hate you that much?
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-14 21:15:47 EDT (#)
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I was a horribly precocious (see: annoying as fuck) child. That is until television stole my imagination.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2005-06-14 21:12:27 EDT (#)
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What's with the ghey sheepish smile?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-14 21:08:28 EDT (#)
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I think you look more like the homo kid from who's the boss.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-06-14 21:02:09 EDT (#)
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The bottom left picture reminds me of that old lady getting her face stretched in Terry Gilliam's Brazil.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-14 21:00:48 EDT (#)
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hmmmm...this reminded me of all the times I have been accused of resembling the accursed Harry Potter.
I hate that.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-14 20:49:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-14 20:48:00 (#)
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Hey, does Macaulay have the same skin problem Michael Jackson has? Fucker is PALE.
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Yeah, he caught it off of MJ when he was molested.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-14 20:48:00 EDT (#)
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Hey, does Macaulay have the same skin problem Michael Jackson has? Fucker is PALE.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-14 20:47:21 EDT (#)
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OMG YUR BI DO ME NOW.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-14 20:46:46 EDT (#)
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Though just for the record, I like the menz AND the wimminz.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-14 20:46:24 EDT (#)
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Cute lil' fag. I hate the ugly ones.......