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Complaining about work (520 hits)

Category: Business & Financial

Rating: -1.59 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Taurusfh (View user info) at 2005-06-15 10:42:44 EDT


I am a summer student for a Calgary-based oil company. So basically I am the hired bitch that is supposed to do all of the crap jobs that the "real" engineers don't want to. I share an office with a big-headed moron who's daddy got him this job, but more on him in another post.

So lately my days consist of modeling gas pipelines. We have a computer program specifically designed for that, so I sit at my computer inputting pipeline properties and changing well flow rates, etc.

This morning I got to work and my computer was froze. No big deal, I just had to restart it, which meant all of my programs got shutdown temporarily. However, when it rebooted, I tried to log back into the pipeline simulation software, but all of the licenses were full.

So now I'm sitting here, trying to make it look like I'm busy. I'm contemplating faking sick so I can go home, but I'll probably end up spending all day on ubersite.

Cheers

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Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-06-17 18:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you're a noob and a loser. die.

Submitted by taurusfh (user info) at 2005-06-15 13:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Banker's Hall

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-15 12:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Calgary hey?

I work in downtown calgary in an office building.

Hmmmmm...........

Where do you work?

Submitted by Vix (user info) at 2005-06-15 12:23:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-06-15 10:48:14 (#)
Ranking: -2

Noob? CHECK
First Post? CHECK
Content? Whoops......
-------------------------------------
Well done old chap, exactly what I was thinking

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-06-15 11:25:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Scrotum licker

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-06-15 11:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I should fire you. You have five minutes to call tech support, or I'm sending someone down there.

Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-06-15 11:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Taco -2sday. Livejournal is over that way.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-15 11:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

thanks for sharing

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-15 11:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Get back to work, you worthless co-op.



Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-15 10:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hello, I'm the -2ooth fairy.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-15 10:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2ORPEDO!

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-15 10:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

do you share the office with Apollo? I believe he is a big headed moron.

Submitted by Haggard (user info) at 2005-06-15 10:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought this was fairly well written.

Too bad you had nothing to write about.

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-06-15 10:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

please tell us more. it/you sound interesting

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-06-15 10:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Noob? CHECK
First Post? CHECK
Content? Whoops......

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-15 10:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

um...techinical support?

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-15 10:45:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2NAMI!

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-15 10:44:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This sucked


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