Seeing red in the morning (NSFW) (1600 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.25 on 39 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by James Smith (View user info) at 2005-06-15 13:34:33 EDT
I, lucky me, live with three women.
1. Fat Italian
2. Ancient Brazillian that can outdrink me
3. Ancient Brazillian's daughter. Im yet to see her without her makeup mask.
On Monday I found a used sanitary towel in my bathroom right by the hot tap.
This morning I found these babies.
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-06-16 08:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my dear Lord.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-06-16 05:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like Zach Braff, only with more blood stained underwear.
What the hell is wrong with you?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-16 04:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have yet to make a non NSFW post, and because of that have 3k hits on 5 posts even though you suck. Keep up the good work.
Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-06-16 04:25:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those are some pretty big panties dude! Must be the fat one.
Submitted by hobbs (user info) at 2005-06-16 04:03:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-06-15 18:47:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-15 13:38:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING THEM???????
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-06-15 21:18:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for the expression on your face.
Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-06-15 21:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's disturbing to see that you are not wearing any sort of haz-mat suit in the pics.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-06-15 19:53:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Egads, that's a little off the scale, unforewarned and altogether not quite tickety-boo, is it not, dear chap?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-15 19:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for sharing.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-06-15 19:04:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm almost ashamed to admit that this made me laugh, but I found redemption when I went in the bathroom and puked afterward.
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-06-15 18:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-15 13:38:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING THEM???????
Submitted by princess_mombi (user info) at 2005-06-15 15:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i think we need to discuss this with your roomies, one of them is obviously trying to get into your pants.
Submitted by Morlock (user info) at 2005-06-15 15:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-15 15:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha ha!!!
I don't know if I should tell you to comb your hair or trim your unibrow.
Either way, this is some funny shit.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-15 15:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can no longer enjoy my ice cold cranberry snapple I have been waiting to drink all day - you fuckin jagoff. Goood Daaamn IT...all day!!!!
-2 DIE
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-06-15 15:32:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That was just wrong in more ways than I can list......
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-15 15:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Why man?
Submitted by richsghostdog (user info) at 2005-06-15 14:54:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"TOWEL"? Must be Iraqis. Towel head, Towel twat...dot head,dot twat...
What happened to napkins or pads?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-15 14:46:41 EDT (#)
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LINKWHORE BABY, YEAH
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68601
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-06-15 14:28:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Funny, yet disgusting -1
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2005-06-15 14:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
<ejaculates>
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-06-15 14:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Disgusting. You didn't even jerk off into the stained panties. Sicko.
DIE!
Submitted by Jimmy_Esquire (user info) at 2005-06-15 14:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-06-15 14:08:39 (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll pay for this to be on uberboard for a week if you post a picture of you licking them.
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They're gone.
But when the next sanitary towel comes along... well, anything could happen.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-15 14:17:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-06-15 14:08:55 (#)
Ranking: -1
OK, this post is a solid 0, if not a +1 just for the sick humor.
The fact that you're HOLDING THE FUCKING STAINED PANTIES drops you down.
At least you didn't post the pic of you sucking them afterward.
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Maybe I'm dense but even when I was a flakey 15 year old, shit like this wasn't funny.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-06-15 14:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
James, go to your room...and don't come out until I say you can.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-15 14:10:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you sick fuck
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-06-15 14:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
OK, this post is a solid 0, if not a +1 just for the sick humor.
The fact that you're HOLDING THE FUCKING STAINED PANTIES drops you down.
At least you didn't post the pic of you sucking them afterward.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-06-15 14:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll pay for this to be on uberboard for a week if you post a picture of you licking them.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-06-15 14:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
What the hell man?
Don't even know what to say...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-06-15 14:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ummm gross
Submitted by m0ke34 (user info) at 2005-06-15 13:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahaaha. I love it.
Submitted by ShadowFacsimile (user info) at 2005-06-15 13:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fucking freak
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-15 13:46:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-15 13:38:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING THEM???????
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-15 13:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks for sharing, dude
Submitted by Haggard (user info) at 2005-06-15 13:42:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-15 13:38:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING THEM???????
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-15 13:40:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'll just call you The Red Baron from now on.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-15 13:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING THEM???????
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-15 13:37:12 EDT (#)
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I'm lost for words.
There are now even fewer things never posted here.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-15 13:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
May I suggest suicide?
That should take your mind off inane and repulsive things for awhile.