You internet people are fucking creepy (8485 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.13 on 266 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Method (View user info) at 2005-06-15 16:48:02 EDT
Check this out before you continue please. It will help explain a bit more.
http://ubersite.com/m/67795#1364375
Hopefully, this post will gain me the golden -2 streak I have always quested for.
When I make #1 on the worst ever list, I will retire from Ubersite forever, a happy man.
User Reviews
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:07:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-16 08:05:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Filthy was consistently male until about February.
Then Filthy is female up until now.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-10 08:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-09-10 07:02:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-10 06:08:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
this is still one of my favourite posts because Method was so sure, and he got it so wrong!
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There were some absolutely hilarious consequences to this, my personal favorites being when people started mourning my internet death and when caul felt compelled to go back and -2 all my camwhores with incoherent babbling about my mental health problems.
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don't forget my homosexual obsession with ETS now.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-09-10 08:05:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey, at least you didn't shag her.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-09-10 07:02:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-10 06:08:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
this is still one of my favourite posts because Method was so sure, and he got it so wrong!
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There were some absolutely hilarious consequences to this, my personal favorites being when people started mourning my internet death and when caul felt compelled to go back and -2 all my camwhores with incoherent babbling about my mental health problems.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2005-09-10 06:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
tooooooooooooo long for my dial pu self to load so yeah .
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-10 06:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is still one of my favourite posts because Method was so sure, and he got it so wrong!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-06-21 09:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and we care why?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-06-20 12:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I kidnapped the Lindbergh baby.
whew I feel better having that off my chest
Submitted by fried-green-potatoes (user info) at 2005-06-19 21:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no way...she's my daughter..SMACK...my sister...SMACK...my daughter...
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-06-19 18:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The death of Gibberish was better. I'm well aware how Filthy seemed so British, by the way.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-18 09:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
omgomgomgomgomgo mgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgo mgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg omgomgomgomgomgomgomg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!11!!1!uno
Submitted by lunarshadows (user info) at 2005-06-18 02:09:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You mean you want to be hated? Hmmm.... I did nothing and look how much I am disliked.
BTW- If you want to piss someone off, I've learned that telling the truth about them can really come in handy -_~.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-06-18 01:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you are so full of shit, that your head smells like an open sewer.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-06-18 01:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sigh. This place makes me really despise humanity sometimes.
Who fucking cares?
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2005-06-17 20:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
5000 fucking hits...
Holy shit.
I guess one thing I can say for you, Method - you did cause me to renig on my vow not to ever click on any more of your posts.
Won't happen again. ;)
It am a bit offended that you would apologise to Filthy but not to me. That's kinda fucked up.
Oh well.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-06-17 15:37:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent shit.
Submitted by BugMeNot (user info) at 2005-06-17 14:59:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
:-(
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-06-17 14:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know, they don't actually have a way of verifying your name when you create a paypal account, people just assume they do.
This whole thing could've been easily avoided, had you known that a while ago.
Donation -> Fake Account -> Real Account -> Bank
Untraceable for an outsider.
Submitted by tlozoot (user info) at 2005-06-17 13:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37689
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-17 13:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-17 12:35:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Has anyone else verified this Paypal account mumbo jumbo?
For all we know, Method could have made this whole thing up from the get-go.
And if that's the case: well played, sir... well played.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/68699#1389961
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-17 12:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Has anyone else verified this Paypal account mumbo jumbo?
For all we know, Method could have made this whole thing up from the get-go.
And if that's the case: well played, sir... well played.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-17 10:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
heh, "filthytoothsyndrome"
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2005-06-17 10:36:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-17 02:12:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2005-06-17 00:39:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-16 10:16:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sublime,
schiz·o·phre·ni·a Audio pronunciation of "schizophrenia" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (skts-frn-, -frn-)
n.
1. Any of a group of psychotic disorders usually characterized by withdrawal from reality, illogical patterns of thinking, delusions, and hallucinations, and accompanied in varying degrees by other emotional, behavioral, or intellectual disturbances. Schizophrenia is associated with dopamine imbalances in the brain and defects of the frontal lobe and is caused by genetic, other biological, and psychosocial factors.
2. A situation or condition that results from the coexistence of disparate or antagonistic qualities, identities, or activities: the national schizophrenia that results from carrying out an unpopular war.
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Rad, schizophrenia is voices in your head, multiple personalites is Jekyll and Hyde-like. I'll go into it more if you really really want me to, but its wrong to call this a case of schizophrenia because it lacks the delusions that schizophrenia entails.
The flaw of the dictionary definition is the word coexistence, ETS and Filthy existed apart from each other, like multiple personalities. Schizophrenia is the presence of another identity that you know isn't yourself.
Love, Sublime.
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Dear Sublime,
The point I was attempting to make was that while, on the surface, it may look like a case of multiple personalities, I move toward schizophrenia for the following reasons:
1. Creating alternative accounts on Übersite is not indicitive of mutiple personality syndrome, where the person is not aware of the other personalities. Filthy Assistant and ETS are more than aware of each other. Just look at how they rank each other CONSTANTLY. I don't rate my wife as much as they rate each other.
2. All of these alleged actions taken, if true, are illogical, delusional, and are accompianied by emotional and behavorial disturbances. If you want examples, pay attention to a few posts and reviews by ETS and Filthy.
While a medical diagnosis of schizophrenia is not warranted or appreciated at this time, it would still satisfy more of the overt symptoms of mental illness exhibited by all parties than MPD.
Yours,
Rad
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Dear Rad,
I can accept that. I thought in the context that method was using he actually wanted to use MPD. Really though, i think we both understand the differences between MPD and schizophrenia, but trying to justify which can be associated to filthy-toothsyndrome is a wasted effort seeing as how its the internet and the basis of our arguments would mean that ubersite is "the brain" which is scary in itself.
Submitted by cz24 (user info) at 2005-06-17 10:22:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG WTF FILTHY IS ACTUALLY ETS WHO IS ACTUALLY HER EVIL TWIN BROTHER WHO PRETENEDED TO BE THE OWNER OF HER DOG SO SHE COULD GET BACK AT HIM FOR MAKING OUT WITH HIS COUSIN'S GIRLFRIEND BEHIND HIS BACK OMGOMGO MGOMGOGMOGMG WTDFFWTFT!!!!!!! OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE SETH COHEN ACTUALLY SLEPT WITH SUMMERR!!!!!!!!11 WWTFWTF WWF SMACKDOWN!!!!
Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2005-06-17 10:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought FA was the cool as well. :-(
Submitted by BigCore (user info) at 2005-06-17 07:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Crank that bastard up!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-17 02:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2005-06-17 00:39:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-16 10:16:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sublime,
schiz·o·phre·ni·a Audio pronunciation of "schizophrenia" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (skts-frn-, -frn-)
n.
1. Any of a group of psychotic disorders usually characterized by withdrawal from reality, illogical patterns of thinking, delusions, and hallucinations, and accompanied in varying degrees by other emotional, behavioral, or intellectual disturbances. Schizophrenia is associated with dopamine imbalances in the brain and defects of the frontal lobe and is caused by genetic, other biological, and psychosocial factors.
2. A situation or condition that results from the coexistence of disparate or antagonistic qualities, identities, or activities: the national schizophrenia that results from carrying out an unpopular war.
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Rad, schizophrenia is voices in your head, multiple personalites is Jekyll and Hyde-like. I'll go into it more if you really really want me to, but its wrong to call this a case of schizophrenia because it lacks the delusions that schizophrenia entails.
The flaw of the dictionary definition is the word coexistence, ETS and Filthy existed apart from each other, like multiple personalities. Schizophrenia is the presence of another identity that you know isn't yourself.
Love, Sublime.
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Dear Sublime,
The point I was attempting to make was that while, on the surface, it may look like a case of multiple personalities, I move toward schizophrenia for the following reasons:
1. Creating alternative accounts on Übersite is not indicitive of mutiple personality syndrome, where the person is not aware of the other personalities. Filthy Assistant and ETS are more than aware of each other. Just look at how they rank each other CONSTANTLY. I don't rate my wife as much as they rate each other.
2. All of these alleged actions taken, if true, are illogical, delusional, and are accompianied by emotional and behavorial disturbances. If you want examples, pay attention to a few posts and reviews by ETS and Filthy.
While a medical diagnosis of schizophrenia is not warranted or appreciated at this time, it would still satisfy more of the overt symptoms of mental illness exhibited by all parties than MPD.
Yours,
Rad
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2005-06-17 01:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're the one who's creepy you fucking loser. i bet so many people envy your life...wasting hours on end and pulling your few remaining strands of hair out in the process of gathering information about some fucking losers on some forum site.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2005-06-17 00:39:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-16 10:16:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sublime,
schiz·o·phre·ni·a Audio pronunciation of "schizophrenia" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (skts-frn-, -frn-)
n.
1. Any of a group of psychotic disorders usually characterized by withdrawal from reality, illogical patterns of thinking, delusions, and hallucinations, and accompanied in varying degrees by other emotional, behavioral, or intellectual disturbances. Schizophrenia is associated with dopamine imbalances in the brain and defects of the frontal lobe and is caused by genetic, other biological, and psychosocial factors.
2. A situation or condition that results from the coexistence of disparate or antagonistic qualities, identities, or activities: the national schizophrenia that results from carrying out an unpopular war.
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Rad, schizophrenia is voices in your head, multiple personalites is Jekyll and Hyde-like. I'll go into it more if you really really want me to, but its wrong to call this a case of schizophrenia because it lacks the delusions that schizophrenia entails.
The flaw of the dictionary definition is the word coexistence, ETS and Filthy existed apart from each other, like multiple personalities. Schizophrenia is the presence of another identity that you know isn't yourself.
Love, Sublime.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-17 00:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dude, dont scare me like that!
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-06-17 00:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37922#644677
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-16 23:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-06-16 22:35:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-07-09 23:54:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
You rock, I want to do you, you wonderful lovetoy!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahhaahhahaha
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where did this come from????
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-06-16 23:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
actual origin: http://www.ubersite.com/m/68470#1382699
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-06-16 22:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-07-09 23:54:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
You rock, I want to do you, you wonderful lovetoy!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahhaahhahaha
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-06-16 21:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Especially when they call and wake me before the crack of noon. But you, I mean they, have always been way cool, without exception.) +++
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2005-06-16 21:37:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68699#1390126
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-16 21:17:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fucking fuck is going on now?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-06-16 18:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Even if the pizza sauce isn't spicy to taste, it will still burn if you put it on your exposed nipples.
The secret, my friend, is in the acidic soul of the tomato.
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2005-06-16 18:32:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice work.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-16 18:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It always is, chickie
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-06-16 18:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is one WILD ride you've started here, Method.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-16 18:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-16 17:57:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait a second Method. For the Paypal Transactions Details picture you have, the address bar says "www.paypal.com". I am assuming that for the Transaction Details, there would be a different URL...
...or maybe I am retarded?
God fuck this shit, I'm sick of all you damned people confusing my shit.
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I photoshopped the rest of the url out, just to be safe. I'm sure no one could do anything with it, but better safe than sorry.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-06-16 17:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-16 06:35:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Whether it is true or not, this is the greatest shenanigans in Uber history since I've been here.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/62155 http://www.ubersite.com/m/62155 http://www.ubersite.com/m/62155
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-16 17:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait a second Method. For the Paypal Transactions Details picture you have, the address bar says "www.paypal.com". I am assuming that for the Transaction Details, there would be a different URL...
...or maybe I am retarded?
God fuck this shit, I'm sick of all you damned people confusing my shit.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:52:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
When I paypaled the money it said your name was Bradley something....
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Haha touche!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm right.
I haven't thought properly about ratings and how to damage them. Some people on this site are really mean!
When I paypaled the money it said your name was Bradley something....
Probably nothing.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cigar is some asshole who apparently has been recently unbanned. He used to do the same thing to lots of people until he was banned. If we're going to try and figure out who he is going by his -2 tactics as you mentioned, he is one of the following people:
Enraged_Baboon
I_Have_A_Kristen_Fetish
Koolmang
Squattail
Those are the 4 people that have used the same tactics in the past to actually do some damage to a persons overall rating, and they could very well all be the same person, after what we've witnessed here.
Otherwise, it could be anyone. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out how to do the most damage to someone's ratings.
That will be 50 dollars please. Please send payment through paypal to schlongy.at.gmail.com
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method seeing as you are an uber detective and I am stoopid, I was wondering if you knew:
Who cigar/ cigarr is?
(I'm asking because he has done something clever with my ratings by giving me -2s on all my posts with the fewest ratings. I was a bit surprised because I have obviously upset him somehow, which is odd as I am virtually a +2 machine unless the post is terrible)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm in it to win it, buddy.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:39:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
EVEN METHOD.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:38:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know what I learned. I pretty much knew you were all gullible.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I dunno, i signed up Jewtoast and Cabaretgirl for UM, so we shall see
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i thought alters could not compete in ubermadmness?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:24:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There are so many varying levels of shenanigan going on here that my faith in humanity has been decimated.
I've learned three valuable lessons from this post:
1. It's no fun being imaginery
2. Some people will be sad when I'm dead
3. Caul, despite his superior attitude, is no less pathetic, gullible and, dare I say it, unhinged than the people he spends all day attacking.
gul·li·ble Audio pronunciation of "gullible" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (gl-bl)
adj.
Easily deceived or duped.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-06-16 14:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Son of a...
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-16 14:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This isn't proof?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68699
Unless they are trying to fool us...
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-16 14:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-16 12:51:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
A long while back, a certain user named Gascs made a random insult generator. You clicked on the link he provided, and it spewed forth one of many random insults that were pre-programmed into the script that you could use for your reviews. http://www.ubersite.com/m/22184
I decided to take that one step further. On that particular post, I got our friend gascs, who created http://www.pulseHEAD.com , to take that script, change it up a bit and make it so that whoever clicked the link would automatically +2 that post, with some random quip. I stuck the link on the uberboard, and the rest is history. Needless to say, Bart had to do some reprogramming of the site, and he wasn't too fond of me after that.
Brilliant and fucked up.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-06-16 13:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As long as he or she isn't black, I'm fine with it.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-16 13:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy....Shlllooooooooonggggggyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Submitted by seduce.a.stranger (user info) at 2005-06-16 13:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um.
I did the gender genie on my own posts (sheer boredom/it was kind of funny).
I am a female.
In all but ONE of my pieces of writing, the genie told me that I am a man.
So either it does not work, or I write like a man.
Hm.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2005-06-16 13:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So I really AM a dead baby...on stilts...with sideburns?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-16 12:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
that would be me
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-16 12:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So who has more time on their hands, You or him(them)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-16 12:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A long while back, a certain user named Gascs made a random insult generator. You clicked on the link he provided, and it spewed forth one of many random insults that were pre-programmed into the script that you could use for your reviews. http://www.ubersite.com/m/22184
I decided to take that one step further. On that particular post, I got our friend gascs, who created http://www.pulseHEAD.com , to take that script, change it up a bit and make it so that whoever clicked the link would automatically +2 that post, with some random quip. I stuck the link on the uberboard, and the rest is history. Needless to say, Bart had to do some reprogramming of the site, and he wasn't too fond of me after that.
ILL SAY IT FIRST, I HAVE WAAAAAAAAY TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-06-16 12:38:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How do the kids say it....erm...P0WNED!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-16 12:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-16 11:47:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
This is my best shit stirring post (not that it isn't true, but it seems to have ruffled many a feather) since http://www.ubersite.com/m/37922
That was fun, I managed to piss off about 99.9% of uber with that one. Including BartBart.
(Explanation of what happened there upon request)
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Please explain. I love the uberdrama!
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-06-16 12:24:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-16 11:47:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
This is my best shit stirring post (not that it isn't true, but it seems to have ruffled many a feather) since http://www.ubersite.com/m/37922
That was fun, I managed to piss off about 99.9% of uber with that one. Including BartBart.
(Explanation of what happened there upon request)
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Please explain. Looks like to you made Bart's account rate your post +2...
Also, Razor, if you have proof, please ease the minds of the crowds who are crying out for balm. Seriously. PLease. I'm so confused.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-06-16 12:20:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2005-06-16 09:58:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
you're thinking of multiple personalites, A schizophrenic only has one persona.
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HAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2005-06-16 12:19:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A brilliant, complex, and long planned piece of shennanigans. I congratulate all three of you.
However, I know this to be a fake.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-06-16 12:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Didier (user info) at 2005-06-16 12:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68673
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-16 11:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is my best shit stirring post (not that it isn't true, but it seems to have ruffled many a feather) since http://www.ubersite.com/m/37922
That was fun, I managed to piss off about 99.9% of uber with that one. Including BartBart.
(Explanation of what happened there upon request)
Submitted by Didier (user info) at 2005-06-16 11:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You people need a life
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-16 11:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Isnt it a little early, Cindy?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-16 10:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method I forgot to ask if you are me.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-16 10:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you Miss Holly, that was pretty fucking funny
Submitted by osirisda26 (user info) at 2005-06-16 10:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-16 10:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-16 10:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK GARY, maybe you didn't see the "method373.at.gmail.com" part on the email?
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-06-16 10:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-16 10:01:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone clue me in on the beekeeper thing, I don't know what it is but I find it amusing nonetheless.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/68505#1384256
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64312
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-06-16 10:22:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like how you say you figured this out, when everyone knows that I am "G". http://www.ubersite.com/u/2789
I feed you this conspiracy theory, complete with sceenshots, and get no credit? What's up with that?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-16 10:20:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
George means "semen" in Greek.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-16 10:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Literally, the word schizophrenia in Greek, means "A tear (schizo) in the head (phrenia)"
I sound like the father from "My big fat Greek wedding" now.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-16 10:16:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sublime,
schiz·o·phre·ni·a Audio pronunciation of "schizophrenia" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (skts-frn-, -frn-)
n.
1. Any of a group of psychotic disorders usually characterized by withdrawal from reality, illogical patterns of thinking, delusions, and hallucinations, and accompanied in varying degrees by other emotional, behavioral, or intellectual disturbances. Schizophrenia is associated with dopamine imbalances in the brain and defects of the frontal lobe and is caused by genetic, other biological, and psychosocial factors.
2. A situation or condition that results from the coexistence of disparate or antagonistic qualities, identities, or activities: the national schizophrenia that results from carrying out an unpopular war.
Love,
Rad
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-06-16 10:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have to give you a +2 for the effort involved and for reeling in so many big fat fish.
To everyone else: if pointlessness could be weaponized, you'd make the Hiroshima bomb look like a bottle rocket.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-16 10:01:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone clue me in on the beekeeper thing, I don't know what it is but I find it amusing nonetheless.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-16 09:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-16 08:36:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't see with this damn fleece someone pulled over my eyes
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2005-06-16 09:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you're thinking of multiple personalites, A schizophrenic only has one persona.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-16 09:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-16 07:49:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
And Thorpe and I are officially gay.
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You are officially a beekeeper.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-06-16 09:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-06-16 08:44:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
good lord, do you people remember what its like living life on "the outside"?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-06-16 09:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-15 18:51:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-06-15 17:19:43 (#)
Ranking: 1
Someone stole the rest of Dan's tractor.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Nigga, I ain't never had no tractuh!
By the by, old chap... Does anyone want to buy an eight foot Fisher plow blade?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-16 09:18:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Congratulations George.
Whether it is true or not you just turned Uber upside down.
And you just fucked up my universe.
electro = degreeless? naaaaaah
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-16 09:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-06-15 17:19:43 (#)
Ranking: 1
Someone stole the rest of Dan's tractor.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-06-16 09:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alters, alters everywhere
So let's all have a drink...
and BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THE ALTERS WITH A SWIGGLE STICK!!!!
Hey there, people, Im bobby brown
They say Im the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Tiny heinie ho!
Here I am at a famous school
Im dressin sharp
Im actin cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work n maybe later Ill rape her
Oh God I am the american dream
I do not think Im too extreme
An Im a handsome sonofabitch
Im gonna get a new glove n be real rich
Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job...
Womens liberation
Came creepin all across the nation
I tell you people, I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by the name of freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess its still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick
Oh God I am the american dream,
But now I smell like vaseline
An Im a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady...i dont know which
I wonder...wonder...hi-ho silver!...
So I went out n bought me a leisure mask
I jingle my change, but Im still kinda cute
Got a job doin radio promo
An none of the jocks even think about tonso
Eventually me n a friend
Sorta drifted along into s&m
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
long as I gets a little golden shower
Oh God I am the american dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An Ill do anything to get ahead
"hi-ho silver!"
Oh god, oh god, Im so fantastic!
"hi-ho silver!"
And my name is bobby brown
And my name is bobby brown
"hi-ho silver!"
Way!
And my name is bobby brown
"hi-ho silver!"
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-06-16 08:56:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY SHIT!!!!
G-You're awesome.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-16 08:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
They are separate people.
Not that it's any of my business, but maybe they're close friends.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-06-16 08:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
good lord, do you people remember what its like living life on "the outside"?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-16 08:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't see with this damn fleece someone pulled over my eyes
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-06-16 08:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-06-15 20:15:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
And now for something completely different.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-16 08:25:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2307 hits in 16 hours.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-16 08:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's how you non-statistitiontionsititisions finger it out.
The gender genie has an 80% accuracy ratio.
You must rate a number of posts, all of which have to be 500 words or more (according to the genie) then figure out the ratio of male to female then compare and contrast them then post it on uber guaranteeing as many hits as this post.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-16 08:21:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-16 08:06:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
THorpe, how the fuck did you find that?
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+ Brains
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-06-16 08:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just tried that gizmo. I'm a hermaphrodite
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-16 08:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ETS has been writing like a female recently, and the earlier stuff is male.
WHAT DOES THIS PROVE?
I definately do not suck cock for pennies.
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2005-06-16 08:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*My head asplode...*
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-16 08:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-16 08:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THorpe, how the fuck did you find that?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-16 08:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Filthy was consistently male until about February.
Then Filthy is female up until now.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-16 08:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Filthy was male in 3 of 5 tests I did.
OK, I have work to do, I'm gonna stop camping this post.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-06-16 08:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Little does everybody know but I am infact one of Dervels many alters.... that's why occasionally I act like a complete retard. It's because I can't stay in the studly character of mrwolf for more than a few hours at a time.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-16 08:00:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I did that thing before- it says i am a man. maybe I am ETS and I don't realise it.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-16 07:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, start looking at every post since 9-19-04
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-16 07:56:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://bookblog.net/gender/genie.html
May be it
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-16 07:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-16 07:49:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
I forgot where this gizmo is, or where I had even seen it.
Somebody around here must be able to find it.
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Someone posted the link here once - a faint inkling of memory is telling me that Filthy even said something like "It tells me I'm a guy" or something...
...but that could just be my mind playing tricks on me.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-16 07:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And Thorpe and I are officially gay.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-16 07:49:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I forgot where this gizmo is, or where I had even seen it.
Somebody around here must be able to find it.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-16 07:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's how you settle this.
SOmewhere on the intraweb is a gizmo, where if you enter text into it, it can tell if the author is a male or a female with 95% accuracy.
If we can locate this gizmo, perhaps we could determine the gender of the author of the alter in question's posts.
Submitted by BigCore (user info) at 2005-06-16 07:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But which one is the real one?
Emo boy or the "deranged slut"?
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-16 07:36:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why do people fuck around with alters anyway?
I would never want to pretend to be someone else, my life is way too cool... ok that's a lie, I would love to be Peter Pan. Shamone!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-16 07:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-16 07:19:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way, me and Danger_Ranger are Williamson's alters.
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... said Williamson.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-16 07:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way, me and Danger_Ranger are Williamson's alters.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-16 07:18:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
C1ndy, I'm starting to think you're ETS.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-16 07:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And I don't have a paypal account. I'd have to get a random internet stranger to help if I ever decide to appeal for cash to people off ubersite.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-16 07:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37359
This is a Filthy Assistant post. It was definately written by an English person- look at the idiom.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-16 07:07:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64880#1285209
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-16 07:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64880#1285267
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-16 07:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64880#1285595
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-16 07:03:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok ok, maybe I'm not really Jared, BUT I VERY WELL COULD BE
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-16 07:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"And it would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you pesky kids... "
Fuck the naysayers, I'm convinced that this is true. Apollo said that FA knows too much about British TV shows, etc., but that doesn't mean shit. A little internet research goes a long way.
A list of fake people on Ubersite so far:
Electro (Degreeless' alter)
Shandy (Apollo's alter)
Filthy (Gay Emo Boy's alter)
Koolmang (Bigmike's alter)
Hollygolitely (DanielH's alter)
JMG114 (My alter)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-16 06:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method, check this shit out.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68536
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:47:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Either ETS is a real person and filthy is an alter of his where he puts his good posts,
or
Filthy is the real person who gets her rocks off fucking with intraweb persons under the guise of a dude in Kentucky.
Or
I am just completely full of shit.
BUT I HAVE PROOF
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:46:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:44:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am convinced that ETS and filthy assistant are the same person.
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don't you think that's a little far-fetched?
Though the boy does have weird mental disorders.
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:44:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am convinced that ETS and filthy assistant are the same person.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-06-14 19:29:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:47:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Filthy is the real person who gets her rocks off fucking with intraweb persons under the guise of a dude in Kentucky.
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And it would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you pesky kids...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-16 06:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method tells no lies here.
I'll back his story up.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-06-16 06:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What greater insult is there than to claim a person is not real?
This is bloody hilarious.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-16 06:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whether it is true or not, this is the greatest shenanigans in Uber history since I've been here.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-16 06:34:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am in disbelief again.
My beliefs are swaying with the tide of public opinion here, apparently.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-16 06:25:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am Batman!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-16 06:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Quiet Mr. Wolf....or should I say SCOTT WOLFE, rhythm and vocals for ETS' band, HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM??????/
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-06-16 05:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-06-16 05:32:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe everyone is falling for this. Search your feelings you know it isn't true.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-16 05:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-06-16 03:22:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
no way could anyone who is american pretend to be that english, i would have noticed.
filthy makes references from kids tv etc that no american would know, we are about the same age.
nah, not having it.
plus her posts are good, ets isn't capable of that, he sticks strictly to pseudo-philosophy and whining.
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I'm kinda with apollo here.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-06-16 04:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
all seems to make sense....apart from one thing.
Who was the ginger chick I was fucking in the ass last night ?
Damn. She had such a massive cock too.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-06-16 04:21:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-16 01:11:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
J'ai fait un gros caca mou sur le plancher et papa m'a puni en me faisant un lavement avec ses fluides! :*(
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AH ha ha ha ha... now THATS funny
Submitted by Or_ (user info) at 2005-06-16 04:07:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I didn't think I was Method... but now I'm not so sure.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-16 04:05:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
124 reviews, nearly 2k hits in under 12 hours. Behold the power of method.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-06-16 03:45:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method is all of Uber.
That is all.
-Dave
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-06-16 03:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no way could anyone who is american pretend to be that english, i would have noticed.
filthy makes references from kids tv etc that no american would know, we are about the same age.
nah, not having it.
plus her posts are good, ets isn't capable of that, he sticks strictly to pseudo-philosophy and whining.
Submitted by mysterious.adventure (user info) at 2005-06-16 02:55:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dude, i seriously think MJ is behind all of this... for he is the only Smooth Criminal...
SHAMONE!
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-06-16 02:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you real?!?!
Am I?!?!?!?!
Who are all you people!!???!
Has I been living a sham this whole time?!?! Why would baby Jesus let this happen?!?!!?
THis can't be true!! It can't!!! I won't let it!!
AARGRGAGGRGAGRGGR!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-06-16 02:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-15 23:21:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
There is no spoon
Follow this trail, kiddies, and see if you can figure out what's going on here.
Schlongy = Method -> Method = Squattail -> Squattail = Professorfuckface -> PFF = ETS -> ETS = Filthy
Bart = Gay
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Ohmygodohmygodohmygod!!!!!
My head, my brain! Jesus, this can't be true!!!
But, there are songs! And a website! And.. and ... Oh fucking fuck.
"She" has pictures of "her"self. Not to mention a coherent style for both FA and ETS in "their" writing.
No!! NO No no nO NONo on oN oN ON ON ozn Poaeghfd aso;idfgjkl/!
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2005-06-16 02:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I..no..wait..but..that one time...
Oh, oh God. Oh God no.
I seriously can't handle this. Is that a bad thing? That I could get so ridiculously blindsided by an alter on Ubersite? Yeah, probably.
But HOLY MOTHER OF GOD NO WAY! ARE YOU SERIOUS??? THIS IS TOO FUCKING MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE!
ASDHKJAFGHAKLS IUO VNAWEINFA IOAWEU L:OAJT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Oh, and here's your negative 2, you nom-AIM talking motherfucker. I hope you choke.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-16 01:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A quick email to Bart would fix all this confusion, right?
Submitted by mysterious.adventure (user info) at 2005-06-16 01:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-15 23:21:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
There is no spoon
Follow this trail, kiddies, and see if you can figure out what's going on here.
Schlongy = Method -> Method = Squattail -> Squattail = Professorfuckface -> PFF = ETS -> ETS = Filthy
Bart = Gay
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Shit! So, where does MJ fit into all of this? SHAMONE!
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-06-16 01:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Val - That song is going to be stuck in my head for the rest of the week.
I walk around singing it a lot...til now, I thought I was the only one who'd ever heard it!
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-06-16 01:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Put me in the hospital for nerves and then they had to commit me...
You told them all I was crazy...
They cut off my legs, now I'm an amputee, Goddamn You.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-16 01:16:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The only person I told was Degreeless, and he didn't believe me.
Until I showed him the evidence.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-16 01:14:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-15 23:28:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey Rad, just curious, how did you figure it out way back when?
=-============
I paypaled filthy $0.06 back in April.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-16 01:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
J'ai fait un gros caca mou sur le plancher et papa m'a puni en me faisant un lavement avec ses fluides! :*(
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-16 01:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oi ETS - who's the chick then?
Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2005-06-16 00:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I...I...refuse to believe this
Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2005-06-16 00:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what the fuck??
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-16 00:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't get over this.
Submitted by mysterious.adventure (user info) at 2005-06-15 23:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2005-06-15 21:20:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
So I'm my own grandpa?
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-15 23:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey Rad, just curious, how did you figure it out way back when?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-06-15 23:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What just happened?
Someone please for the love of god tell me what's going on!
*whimper*
hold me...
I'm lonely, and so very very cold.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-15 23:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There is no spoon
Follow this trail, kiddies, and see if you can figure out what's going on here.
Schlongy = Method -> Method = Squattail -> Squattail = Professorfuckface -> PFF = ETS -> ETS = Filthy
Bart = Gay
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-15 23:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hhahahhahahaha
Here's more proof: "Filthy" once wrote a post called "You're just like a boy, except you've got tits."
How bloody obvious did the hints have to get before you people would notice?
Submitted by BigBad-2Train (user info) at 2005-06-15 23:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOO WOOOOO
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-06-15 23:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Finally the truth is known.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-15 22:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh come on, I caught this shit two months ago.
Good job method.
And Degreeless, I told you so.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-15 21:52:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
interesting
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-15 21:40:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't know how you missed him Freakmagnet, but Fetish aka Eric D. Rice was the most hated Uberuser for a long time before his banning late last year. I always thought the name was fake, but there you go. He would be #3 or 4 on the MVA if his hits hadn't been wiped. Several times.
http://www.ubersite.com/u/I_Have_A_Kristen_Fetish
McBain was the first troll - before my time, but I'm enough of a loser to know this place in and out by now. He posted this gem: http://www.ubersite.com/m/11094
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-06-15 21:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-06-15 20:50:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-06-15 19:45:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
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OK. I've had enough with these Eric Rice refferences i don't get. He was before my time, why is he so creepy?
because he was even stranger then McBain!
does that help?
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Mcbain from the Simpsons...absolutly no help. Was he a perv or something, what did he do!? I want in on the inside jokes and snide refferences.
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2005-06-15 21:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So I'm my own grandpa?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-06-15 21:16:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ACTUALLY the story was that if filthy came up against circe in UM, that picture would be her entry. Nobody expressly said that the sign was actually written at circe's request, it could easily have been just a photo circe found amusing.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-06-15 21:14:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Isn't there a post where Filthy is holding up a sign that says "Final Victory" or some shit?
And wasn't the sign expressly written at Circe's request?
I'm not sure if my memory is correct, but if it is, it kinda blows this whole theory out of the water.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-06-15 20:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-06-15 19:45:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
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OK. I've had enough with these Eric Rice refferences i don't get. He was before my time, why is he so creepy?
because he was even stranger then McBain!
does that help?
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-06-15 20:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, for -- !
* sigh * The post is kind of cool, but people...REALLY...you're looking for the one-armed man here.
Uh, except this time, he doesn't actually exist.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-06-15 20:35:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-06-15 19:44:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Its easy to do. im Pentameters alter and she's been getting away with pretending to a be mustacheod Australian male for ages.
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Sax, that better not be true!
You know why. ;-)
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-06-15 20:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And now for something completely different.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-06-15 20:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-06-15 20:05:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oooh, what if Method coordinated this whole thing? Like, he asked ETS to put Filthy's paypal address on his site just to cause Method-related hijinx? That'd be fucking hysterical.
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I just figured it all out. Follow me on this:
Method is ETS, ETS is Filthy. Method has been playing us all along, he created an Alter named ETS, built him up and the spun off an new Alter named Filthy. Now that I think about it, Bart could be Method, and created every one of the Uber users..... No one is real, we are all Bart's alters, he has built his own world, complete with people. OH NOOOOOOO!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-15 20:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No, Filthy signed up first and has actually displayed some (lots) of talent, whereas ETS came later and his only gifts lie in whining and posting pussified covers of rock classics. I could believe ETS was a little emo alter-masturbation exercise, especially from a girl of Filthy's....mentality.
-2 as requested.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-06-15 20:05:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oooh, what if Method coordinated this whole thing? Like, he asked ETS to put Filthy's paypal address on his site just to cause Method-related hijinx? That'd be fucking hysterical.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-06-15 19:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Will someone please tell me what the fuck is going on here?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-15 19:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is outstanding detective work, although Shlongy has no idea how you fucking people- including Method - have this much time to spend on the internet.
With THAT said, am I allowed to NOW threaten to kick ETS's ass?
And does this mean that FilthyAssistant, who I always hated anyway, has MP3's of my old bands tunes?
You're right...
"Too much time on your hands" is the perfect description.
PS. Don't forget...Method = Shlongy.
Now EVERYONE can be confused.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-06-15 19:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really want her to be a real person though, because she's awesome, but this is pretty suspect.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-06-15 19:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A chin-scratcher of a riddle this is indeed. Oh humanity, why dost thou trick me with your attractively sassy white women?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-06-15 19:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-06-15 19:39:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it possible to be logged onto Uber on two different screen names with two different browser windows? Otherwise I'd say that little ETS/FA exchange down there doesn't prove anything. 14 seconds to log out and back in? Seems kinda hard.
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The only way it can be done is if you have two different browsers, like say I.E. and Mozilla. Unless that's what you were saying in which case, I feel silly. As someone said down there, it's also possible that they're two different people, and they coordinated that little exchange over AIM. In which case, it wouldn't be impossible for Filthy to have mentioned something to ETS about her problems, at which point he set up a paypal account for her without telling her ane whored it on his site or elsewhere. Or something I, personally, have no idea what to think. I'm SO FUCKING CONFUSED. SOMEONE HELP ME.
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-06-15 19:45:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-15 17:28:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't know someone could ever outmatch Eric Rice in terms of creepiness.
It seems that ETS has succeeded.
This guy must be pretty lonely. Wow!
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OK. I've had enough with these Eric Rice refferences i don't get. He was before my time, why is he so creepy?
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-06-15 19:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Its easy to do. im Pentameters alter and she's been getting away with pretending to a be mustacheod Australian male for ages.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-15 19:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51476
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-15 19:41:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel as if FilthyAssistant just died.
Seriously, she's gone forever. The poor girl... *sniff*
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-06-15 19:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it possible to be logged onto Uber on two different screen names with two different browser windows? Otherwise I'd say that little ETS/FA exchange down there doesn't prove anything. 14 seconds to log out and back in? Seems kinda hard.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-15 19:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Next thing I know, I'm gonna find out Munkeypants is Squattail.
I mean seriously, people...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-15 19:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK. Uberboobs #2 and #13 were Filthy, and #13 was my favourite.
*weeps*
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-06-15 19:27:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are.... well.... Method.
Or are you???
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-15 19:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well done.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-15 19:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And why the hell would she be whoring out ETS' paypal account anyway??
ARGH!! HOLY SHIT! SHE'S ETS!!!! ELAEHWHD ALSDLALDSJLAHDJKV
I am speechless. (Obviously).
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-15 19:17:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The more I think about it, the more possible this could be. "Filthy" is "British", so she wouldn't have been to an Ubercon... She's only written 2000 reviews, I mean that would be gigantic for an alter, but not unfeasible over that period of time. The camwhores could easily be someone else, that's not a problem.
Jesus effin' Christ. I still don't believe this but it is becoming steadily more possible in my mind.
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