been gone awhile (879 hits)
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Submitted by <killerclover.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-06-15 20:52:54 EDT
I've been gone away for awhile. I was banished to the other side of the internet for awhile by the impotent Bart. I did a little RPS (Rape post Sunday) horseshit, along with a few others. Most folks just got banned for a few days, but me...I got banned for what is nearly 6 months. I can't rightly say how long, I tried to re-register the first two weeks or so. Then I just tried once a month. Then low and behold, I tried to register a few days ago and it worked. Hooray for uber. I've missed it.
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-06-17 01:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry, it was an accident.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-06-17 00:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PS- Never, ever forget how much I rule.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/34719#572446
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-06-17 00:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Have you upgraded to a home without wheels yet?
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-16 23:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The lietrary shitpile which is Cigar's "body of work"
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?smh=&r=&sp=newest&category=&user_id=5786&uber=
Highlights include how he took 8 tried to get his camnwhore up, and the pic is PRICELESS, he's one ugly ass farmboy sheep lover. What a useless fuckin' retard. Makes Shlongy look like.....
ME!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-16 12:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Didier (user info) at 2005-06-16 12:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-16 11:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by cigarr (user info) at 2005-06-16 11:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-16 02:34:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
Way to announce your return, dipshit. -2 one of Circe's Best Ever posts.
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fuck that bitch, it sucked and i rated it as such.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-16 10:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Welcome back, nigger lover.
Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-06-16 10:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what was some of the old shit you wrote?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-06-16 10:14:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Welcome back cigarr. Been here a year but have yet to read your old posts so have yet to see if you write anything of interest or just -2 everyone for the hell of it. We shall see..
Till then a straight '0'
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-16 10:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-16 02:34:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Way to announce your return, dipshit. -2 one of Circe's Best Ever posts.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-06-16 02:13:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome back!
Submitted by cigarr (user info) at 2005-06-16 00:46:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, I'm the dick here.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-16 00:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I made this one after you & your band of faggy merry men got banned - remember? Art, inspired by your electronic internet Bart banning bondage, much as Moses and his people suffered after being forced to wander the desert.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51554 <----- (VERY NSFW, don't click it, people)
and your old camwhore (classic!) ----------> http://www.ubersite.com/m/49513
But I'm a new man now. No more NSFW / fight posts. Just peace.
Where's the link to that pic of you & jeff now? I'll find it... THAT was a REAL CLASSIC!
Really, it was funny as hell. Quit being a dick.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-15 23:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, okay you win.
What do you win again?
I donno.
You'll be banned again soon enough........
I win!
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-06-15 23:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wasn't around for when you were active, but I know who you are.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-06-15 23:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cigar is back! I thought you were gone for good!
Submitted by cigarr (user info) at 2005-06-15 23:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking my mom, wow that's one of the most original things I've heard. Where do you come up with this? How can someone be so witty all the time? Yeah, and 36 and 50 aren't alot different.
8 months ago I left, and you we're dying to get on the MVA list. And now, there you are for the moment. Your still a hitwhoring piece of dogshit from the 51st state.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-15 23:13:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by cigarr (user info) at 2005-06-15 22:23:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah, I didn't miss your faggy 50 year old weed smoking ass. How about you just toddle back to checking on the heat lamps...I think I heard one blow
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That sound was your Mom on my dick. You can blow me too.
50? Was your math teacher a drunk, or are you REALLY as retarded as you act?
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-06-15 22:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-15 21:23:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
hey, I do care. cigar was almost Uber-villain numero-uno before he fell victim to the inconsistencies of Bart's justice. Degreeless started the whole RapeMadness phenomenon, and he was banned for what, a week? now you guys can enjoy the barrage of -2's from this guy all over again.
my posts haven't been negative blitzed for months. my rating is climbing ever closer to +1, for god's sake. +1!
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Actually koolmang started it.
Submitted by cigarr (user info) at 2005-06-15 22:23:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah, I didn't miss your faggy 50 year old weed smoking ass. How about you just toddle back to checking on the heat lamps...I think I heard one blow.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-15 22:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post always makes me think of you : http://www.ubersite.com/m/57999 (<---- NSFW)
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-15 22:13:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How's Jeffie, you fat nazi fag? Still riding him like a horse in your underwear?
I missed you.
Submitted by cigarr (user info) at 2005-06-15 22:07:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
flame on sir.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-06-15 22:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
welcome home cigar. may i light you?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-15 21:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-15 21:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the place is just as full of turkeys as it always was. if you're looking for talent in the negative-rating department, then check out JonnyX and swamp_donkey. they've been taking a lot of scalps lately.
Submitted by cigarr (user info) at 2005-06-15 21:32:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not bitching and moaning about past here, I'm just letting everyone know I'm back. And if you truly remember me...Let's -2sami the fuck out of some folks.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-06-15 21:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well then, after Zakalwe's reasuring comments I guess a "Welcome Back" is in order.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-15 21:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey, I do care. cigar was almost Uber-villain numero-uno before he fell victim to the inconsistencies of Bart's justice. Degreeless started the whole RapeMadness phenomenon, and he was banned for what, a week? now you guys can enjoy the barrage of -2's from this guy all over again.
my posts haven't been negative blitzed for months. my rating is climbing ever closer to +1, for god's sake. +1!
Submitted by cigarr (user info) at 2005-06-15 21:20:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yep, that was me.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-06-15 21:18:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WOW, just wow. And I mean that as someone who doesn't care.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-06-15 21:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about cigar
User id: 5786
Registered on or around: 2004-02-04 22:34:24
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Are you the same guy?
Submitted by cigarr (user info) at 2005-06-15 20:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
damnit...I forgot to change the name to cigarr.