Tigerlilly, lets Bowl!!! (617 hits)
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Submitted by jayjonze <crazfool003.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-06-16 11:25:49 EDT
I think we should go bowling. Here is why:
1. If your date is good at bowling you instantly know that they are bad in the sack. Noone who gets laid on a regular basis wastes there time at a bowling alley.
2. There are no other attractive people around to distract you from your date.
3. Screaming kids are a constant reminder of why birth control is important
4. You will always be the best dressed there due to the fact that you are not wearing a shirt with a wolf or a dreamcatcher on it.
5. The shoes are sexxxy.
6. You can put dirty 3-4 letter names in the scoreboard like POOP, ASS, CRAP, FUKR, and of course SHIT.
7. There is cheap booze and noone will say anything if you bring your own bottle (Cabo Wabo for example)
8. Between you and I, we will have more teeth than the rest of the patrons combined.
9. There is a lot of bending over involved
10. Crack is considered a performance enhancing drug for bowlers.
I can't think of a better place to go!! How bout it?
User Reviews
Submitted by absolutes (user info) at 2005-06-16 16:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 because I read the title as "Tigerlilly, lets Blow!!!"
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha..How did I miss this gem.
But I don't like to bowl.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you take care of my Katie girl or I will come after you with something
blunt and rusty.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-06-16 12:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
will you be raping her?
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-06-16 12:02:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-06-16 11:16:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
if you're bowling, and not drinking Genny Creamers, I'll find you and it won't pretty. why did I +2 this?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-16 11:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"4. You will always be the best dressed there due to the fact that you are not wearing a shirt with a wolf or a dreamcatcher on it."
...or a NASCAR driver.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-16 11:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your right hand is available for another date.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-06-16 11:40:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
otherwise i'm free tonight if you think you can manage a hop over that big ol pond we call the atlantic? Our bowling alleys are much less tacky and we have stronger beer :)
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-06-16 11:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Didier (user info) at 2005-06-16 11:28:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-06-16 11:27:45 (#)
Ranking: -1
should've done this through AIM.
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I can see we have some excellent bowlers among us
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-06-16 11:37:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who put your fucked up verion on Uberboard?
Lucky you.
-Dave
Submitted by Didier (user info) at 2005-06-16 11:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-06-16 11:27:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
should've done this through AIM.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-16 11:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awwww this is romantic.