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(SPT) 18,124+ Hits Uber Club - Truly Ubersite's ELITE (1009 hits)

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Submitted by kre8rix (View user info) at 2005-06-16 13:32:59 EDT


A new standard has been reached to define Ubersite's TRULY ELITE!

18,124 HITS!

OUTSTANDING you say? Of course! This is a phenomenal achievement, an impossible
dream for the vast, vast majority of the pathetic pieces of garbage who taint this website
with their literary nonsense. You know what I'm talking about, just look around; the truth
is that unless you have 18,124 or more hits, you really can't consider yourself a serious
and respected Uberuser, and your stuff is crap. You're just a no-talent punk.

I guess what I am doing is urging you underlings to reassess your reasons for being on this
site, and consider your true ability; face it, you suck. Please quit posting now. We're
overpopulated with arrogant shitheads who post simply for the sake of posting and have
nothing to say; kindly leave the site to those of us who are popular and talented, we're
happy being among ourselves.

Of course there are exceptions; most notably ME, who by 215 hits had established
myself as a prominent and exceptional writer and humorist with legions of loyal fans on
Ubersite. Maybe 2 or 3 others come to mind who started to shine around the 4,875 mark,
but that's it. I don't know what it is, but that magic 18,124 number makes all the
difference in the world, and without it, you're just not on the radar.

I'd like to say "you're welcome" in advance of all the congratulatory posts I am about to
receive, but only from fellow Members of the 18,124 Uberclub. The rest of you simply
don't matter. It's been a pleasure sharing my vast wisdom and unstoppable wit with
18,124 Club members who appreciate quality and excellence. May we continue to
inspire each other forever!

BTW on a serious note: NO Hitwhoring / spamming / NSFW content or titles in at least
the last several months - so blow me.

IN closing I would just like to that as our 18,124 Club grows ever so slowly, all you
Uberparasites need to keep lookin' up that hill, and be sure to gobble up any crumbs that
may roll down the mountain your way; You won't get 18,124 hits if you aren't loved by
the people, and no one will love you if YOU SUCK! Obviously, I don't suck at all, so feel
free to worship me if you don't already; all of us in the 18,124 club enjoy the roses you
throw our way. Thanks.

Let your own +2's fly!



{Borrowed from http://www.ubersite.com/m/68027 }


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Submitted by Alter (user info) at 2007-09-26 22:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No, Comment.


Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-06-20 08:28:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-17 10:46:35 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-06-17 06:54:34 (#)
Ranking: 1

bit of catching up to do there I think....

**********

If you're talking about me, I think you may have missed the joke
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
yeah I think I did... sorry about that. Was a bit slow the other day. Hangover you understand.


Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-17 11:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-17 10:52:24 (#)
Ranking: 1

Everything you ever wanted to know about Shlongy
User id: 10879
Registered on or around: 2004-08-02 17:37:55
# Messages posted: 86
# Reviews written: 12716
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 5382
# Hits: 98016
Average rating of all messages: 0.20


I'm about to hit "the big one".

In less than 90 posts. All it'll take is one controversial piece of Shlongy shit.

*************

Dude, you already got it. You're only 2k away. It wouldn't surprise me to see you get that 2k without adding anything else.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-17 10:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Everything you ever wanted to know about Shlongy
User id: 10879
Registered on or around: 2004-08-02 17:37:55
# Messages posted: 86
# Reviews written: 12716
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 5382
# Hits: 98016
Average rating of all messages: 0.20


I'm about to hit "the big one".

In less than 90 posts. All it'll take is one controversial piece of Shlongy shit.


Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-17 10:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-06-17 06:54:34 (#)
Ranking: 1

bit of catching up to do there I think....

**********

If you're talking about me, I think you may have missed the joke...

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-17 10:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-17 07:14:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

I just broke 20,000 yesterday.

*********

Dude you have over 7000 hits on one post...it takes me at least 15 to get that.

Welcome to the club. The decoder rings are in the mail.



Although, considering I have no idea where any of you live, the postal service is going to have a lot of really cool decoder rings.



Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-17 07:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I just broke 20,000 yesterday.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-06-17 06:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Everything you ever wanted to know about Merlina
User id: 10245
Registered on or around: 2004-07-13 10:54:00
# Messages posted: 58
# Reviews written: 1672
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 2205
# Hits: 37642
Average rating of all messages: 1.23

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bit of catching up to do there I think....




Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-17 00:49:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-06-16 23:27:51 (#)
Ranking: 2

Okay. Shall we crush this person physically, or on an emotional/intellectual level?

***********

Yes

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-06-16 23:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Okay. Shall we crush this person physically, or on an emotional/intellectual level?

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-16 22:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-06-16 22:37:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh, so it's MY fault that you can't see beyond the narrowly described visible human spectrum? I don't think so.

...okay so I'm an idiot. You wanna fight about it? I think it's because I have one almost ready to go and I've been THINKING about posting it, etc etc. I am a tool.

Gawd demmit!

*********

Nah, let's blame it on the computers' inability to project thought through the internet.

But yeah I do want to fight, just not you. Let's pick a more worthy target.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-06-16 22:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-16 21:57:18 (#)
Ranking: 0

Dude, I totally read/rated the last one.

Did you post another that's invisible?

Because if you did it's not my fault.
***************************

Oh, so it's MY fault that you can't see beyond the narrowly described visible human spectrum? I don't think so.

...okay so I'm an idiot. You wanna fight about it? I think it's because I have one almost ready to go and I've been THINKING about posting it, etc etc. I am a tool.

Gawd demmit!

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-16 22:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-16 22:15:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

18,124!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK. OFF. I can only dream...

*********

Oh come on D_R, you're much more well known than I am and you're only 2k away.

I'll make you an honorary member because I know you'll surpass me in a month anyway.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-16 22:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

18,124!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK. OFF. I can only dream...

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-16 22:03:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I made that many hits in 2 weeks once. But have a +2, because I seem to remember you as one of the good writers around here, even if I've never particularly enjoyed your posts.

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-16 21:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Dude, I totally read/rated the last one.

Did you post another that's invisible?

Because if you did it's not my fault.

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-16 21:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

nah man, totally caught up...did I not rate?

Fuck, I thought I was better than that, I'm going to check...

And as I told brdn...it's in the works.


Promise, You know how it is, quality over speed.

It's getting done I swear.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-06-16 21:49:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

User id: 14526
Registered on or around: 2004-12-09 15:35:07
# Messages posted: 37
# Reviews written: 1802
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 1073
# Hits: 20537
Average rating of all messages: 1.84
*****************************

YEAH DAWG!! Do I get a prize? A secret clubhouse decoder ring??

I feel your pain about the long series and the lack of the hitting and reviewing. By the way...YOU'RE not falling behind on reading my ATP are you?? * narrows gaze suspiciously *

Don't make me come over there and shake another Elemental post out of you.

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-06-16 17:52:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:48:38 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:41:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

+18,124.

====

Hey FAC, long time no see. You coming back for UMIII?

~~~

But of course. And I'm not settling for pansy-ass 7th place this time. I'm going straight to the top.

And rest assured, you've got my vote/support/undying love the whole way.

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-16 17:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-06-16 17:48:23 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm 122 away from reaching 40 000 hits!

w00t


Everyone read my new post.... I won't link cos I'm not a complete bitch...


*******

Go ahead and be a bitch, no one's going to tell.

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-16 17:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Awesome

I'm homeward bound.

E-mail me about the beer thing...I'm seriously itching to get the fuck out of here, for a few days at least.




Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-06-16 17:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm 122 away from reaching 40 000 hits!

w00t


Everyone read my new post.... I won't link cos I'm not a complete bitch...

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-06-16 17:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy Shit!

I'm gonna buy a dozen!





Yeah I signed up.

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-16 17:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

even better: http://www.brandsonsale.com/ca-006501.html


Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-16 17:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.islandmadness.com/stupidhats1.html?GTSE=goog&GTKW=stupid%20hats



I forgot to ask you, did you sign up for UM?

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-16 17:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Shit dude, we can find hats that are alot more stupid than the ones they give you.

Trust me.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-06-16 17:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sounds good but there's only one problem... no stupid hat.

I just don't think I could live with myself if I went through all the effort of almost joining up and didn't have the hat to show for it.

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-16 17:33:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What say we just meet up for some beers, get trashed and tell people we deserted.

All the fun and we don't have to mow any lawns.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-06-16 17:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Aha!

The loophole to adventure!

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-16 17:30:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"And just as in "The old Days", the Legion will not accept persons with a severe criminal record, or social misfits. "

***

yeah, but what about anti-social misfits?



Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-06-16 17:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"After that you arrive to a recruiting office in France, you will sign a contract stating that you are a volunteer for serving five years in the French Foreign Legion. Then, you will be sent to 1er R.E. - The headquarters of the Legion in Aubagne north of Marsielles. There you will be put through a thorough medical examination, and in the following three or four weeks you will be put to several examinations, IQ tests, ability tests, physical tryouts and security related interviews. Not only that, but you will be used as staff for washing dishes, clean floors, mow lawns, etc. These days, the Legion is picky on who will be accepted, three out of four applicants will not be chosen and will have to return back to their homeland, and may not reapply again within six months. You may only apply three times, you must be between 18 and 40 years of age. And just as in "The old Days", the Legion will not accept persons with a severe criminal record, or social misfits.

Those chosen will be given a few weeks to think through whether they want to stay in the Legion or return back home. If you should choose to stay, you will lose your identity, nationality, passport, etc. And therefore, during the first three years in service the Legionnaire cannot do anything a "normal" person would take for granted since they have no legal identity. You cannot open bank accounts, own or rent a car."

===============

What doesn't sound fun about that?!

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-16 17:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-06-16 17:18:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude, I'm joining up.

You should come with. We'd be like Tango and Cash, like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, like Ren and Stimpy.

Imagine it! We'd be killing strangers in a foriegn land and taking orders from short accented men with really long greasy mustaches until, one day, we snap and kill a short accented man with a really long greasy mustache.

Then we could practice a little thing I like to call "Desertion"

C'mon, it'll be fun and we'd both get a stupid hat out of it.

************

Alright I'm in.

But only if I get to keep the hat.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-06-16 17:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude, I'm joining up.

You should come with. We'd be like Tango and Cash, like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, like Ren and Stimpy.

Imagine it! We'd be killing strangers in a foriegn land and taking orders from short accented men with really long greasy mustaches until, one day, we snap and kill a short accented man with a really long greasy mustache.

Then we could practice a little thing I like to call "Desertion"

C'mon, it'll be fun and we'd both get a stupid hat out of it.

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-06-16 16:36:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Indeed!

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-16 16:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-06-16 16:15:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.foreignlegionlife.com/


*******

I didn't mean that extreme bro, Just to another state or something.

Besides, they couldn't handle me.

heh

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-16 16:16:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I cant find the link but someone pointed out to me that I am 3rd
in most reviews written. Right behind Hidden101 nd Loki.

I dont know whether to be proud or ashamed.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-06-16 16:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.foreignlegionlife.com/

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-16 16:08:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I guess you could drop the decimal from my total hits...honest...i'm over 140K

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-16 16:07:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Everything you ever wanted to know about Sassmasterr
User id: 12702
Registered on or around: 2004-10-04 10:53:17
Has: The Ghey AIDS
Penis length: 3.2"
# Messages posted: 86
# Dildos swallowed: 3x12"
# Reviews written: 4402
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 1861
# Hits: 147292.0
# STD's: 12
# Times convicted for sexual offenses: 1861
Average rating of all messages: -2.0

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-16 16:04:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i'm laughing so hard right now...good post

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:41:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

+18,124.

====

Hey FAC, long time no see. You coming back for UMIII?

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Everything you ever wanted to know about ess-arr
User id: 9613
Registered on or around: 2004-06-23 14:50:18
# Messages posted: 79
# Reviews written: 2022
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 1499
# Hits: 41214
Average rating of all messages: 1.19
----
I made the cut, i think...

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:34:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm in! yaaaaay!

===

munkeys are always welcome.

***********

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:24:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

That's pretty much where I've been. wrote one really long story, (more than half my 70 posts starting here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/47397). Had dedicated readers but people saw "part 49" in the title and skipped it. Oh well. I have enjoyed your writing Kre8rix even if you make me wait for it.

=====

I don't mean to make ya wait, I just have a lot going on.


Speaking of which, I need to move the fuck out of this town before it drives me to homicide.
Anyone know of a decent city to live in? I was thinking about the portland / seattle area of the country, but I don't know much about it.

Any input would be much appreciated.

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+18,124.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:34:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm in! yaaaaay!

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Average rating of all messages: 1.46



Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

37584 on 73 posts for me. That's, uh... about 500/post. I feel sad.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:24:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:19:46 (#)
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Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:15:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

51 posts and 18000 hits? Talk about being neglected on Uber

====

Thats because generally all I do is write long winded stories that very few people want to read.



That's pretty much where I've been. wrote one really long story, (more than half my 70 posts starting here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/47397). Had dedicated readers but people saw "part 49" in the title and skipped it. Oh well. I have enjoyed your writing Kre8rix even if you make me wait for it.

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:19:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:15:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

51 posts and 18000 hits? Talk about being neglected on Uber

====

Thats because generally all I do is write long winded stories that very few people want to read.



Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

51 posts and 18000 hits? Talk about being neglected on Uber

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I'm in! yaaaaay

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-16 13:41:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

You fucking stink and are a complete loser but I still enjoyed this post, for some reason.

====

Oh come on, I don't stink that bad...




I showered on Monday.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Everything you ever wanted to know about Shlongy:
User ID: Fuck off

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-16 14:52:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-06-16 14:50:54 (#)
Ranking: 2

When will you be returning to the engaging story that is "Elemental"? is this story already finished somehwere? I would be interested in finishing the story if you're not going to post anymore. DAMN IT! bring it back!

ok enough of that for now. Congrats on your entry into the club I didn't know existed.


======

I'm working on it as we speak...well kind of. This is proving to be a difficult section to write as the last one was such a huge turning point and all. I'm about 3 pages into it and write a little more daily. It should be up soon.


Thats the great thing about clubs...you can make them up as you go.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-06-16 14:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

When will you be returning to the engaging story that is "Elemental"? is this story already finished somehwere? I would be interested in finishing the story if you're not going to post anymore. DAMN IT! bring it back!

ok enough of that for now. Congrats on your entry into the club I didn't know existed.

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-16 14:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yes yes, it is TRULY an elite group.

I for one am proud to be a member.

Thanks to all that have made this possible.

*tear*

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-06-16 14:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Count me in I guess:

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Submitted by The_Superman (user info) at 2005-06-16 14:15:01 EDT (#)
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Damn.

Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-06-16 14:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

high five dude!
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i'll go hit all of yours so you can catch up!

Submitted by ShadowFacsimile (user info) at 2005-06-16 14:01:57 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about ShadowFacsimile
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i wont let the door hit me on the way out.

Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2005-06-16 13:58:04 EDT (#)
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Brilliant.

You were already on my voting list.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-16 13:52:22 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about JonnyX
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I don't NSFW, but I do hitwhore (not very well though)

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-16 13:50:34 EDT (#)
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HAHA!

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-16 13:49:28 EDT (#)
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Now I'm in the 18,125 club...WOO!!



Moving on up

To the east side...

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-16 13:49:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-06-16 13:47:45 (#)
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Write a fucking post, Mystia.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-06-16 13:47:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-16 13:46:41 EDT (#)
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(just!)

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-06-16 13:45:15 EDT (#)
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I RULE YOU!

(heh heh heh you're still hot)


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-16 13:41:06 EDT (#)
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You fucking stink and are a complete loser but I still enjoyed this post, for some reason.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-06-16 13:39:47 EDT (#)
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GODDAMNIT!!!


Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-06-16 13:38:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-16 13:36:45 EDT (#)
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HAHA!

I have more hits then that and I have absolutely no talent whatsoever.

Your theory is somewhat flawed in this respect.

Sarcasm is the greatest and I have to admit.. You are very good at it.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-06-16 13:35:11 EDT (#)
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I have more hits than that.

So I am in the club.

w00t.

-Dave

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-16 13:34:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-16 13:33:48 EDT (#)
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Ubermadness: you know who to vote for...


Mmm...incapacitating.

-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Connection