Mr. Ed’s Soliloquy (SPT-NSFW) (1439 hits)
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Submitted by danielH <daniel.at.writerspacemail.com> (View user info) at 2005-06-16 15:14:26 EDT
"To be in this barn, or not to be- that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the saddles
And bridles of outrageous tedium,
Or take up arms against a stall of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To run free, or to sleep;
Perchance to dream: nay, there's the rubdown, for so dreaming
What dreams may come when we have shuffled off
This stable soil, must give us pause: for what stallion
Wouldst bear the whips and crops
That the hooved are heir to,
When of his own will he might his exodus make,
But that dread of something after the departure,
That undiscovere'd pasture from whose bourn no horse returns,
Reins the will and makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than canter to others we know not of.
Ah, thus conscience doth make jackasses of us all."
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:17:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-08-24 07:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heavy.
I grew up with Mr. Ed. I mean, well, he was a little before my time but I watched him.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-18 08:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was brilliant.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-06-17 00:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-17 00:21:12 (#)
Ranking: 1
i wanna horsie
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Thanks munkeyhotpants, this post is in a K-hole. I thought SHT meant just that. Obviously— hang on, Willlllllburrrrr- I was mistaken. Hamlet sucks. Love and xoxo, d
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-17 00:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i wanna horsie
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-16 16:45:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
worship Satan, worship Satan...
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-06-16 16:33:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-16 16:15:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
And it's 'Britney', fuck...
You won an award...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67383
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Thanks Danger, this is was meant to read "SFW" but got labeled "NSFW" by Satan: I was playing the Mr. Ed. theme song backward earlier.
(Belated thanks for the award. That's hysterical.) You're the man!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-16 16:15:36 EDT (#)
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And it's 'Britney', fuck...
You won an award...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67383
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-16 16:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um, 'YOU'RE' - as in the collective, 'you are', not the possessive, 'your'.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-16 16:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your as lost as Sid Vicious at a Brtiney concert. +2 for the lesbians... I love lesbians. Funny, that stupid horse is talking to himself.
Fuck it, just got fired.
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-06-16 16:05:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for labeling NSFW and not having nekkid wimmenz.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That was SFW- That "N" just flew outt Ed's ass or something.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not Safe For Whinnying?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WIL-BURRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:16:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NSFW?