Ilustrated News: Camel Sits on Lady: Fence Remains Unpainted (1024 hits)
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Submitted by Habeeb "My Ms Paint Skills are Inpregnable" Thomas (View user info) at 2005-06-17 00:55:15 EDT
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA....
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http://notyouraveragenews.blogspot.com/2005/06/camel-sits-on-wva-woman-painting-fence.html
Camel Sits on W.Va. Woman Painting a Fence
(05-19) 14:17 PDT Shinnston, W.Va. (AP) --
A woman painting a fence in the community of Bethlehem in Harrison County had to call emergency responders on her cell phone Wednesday after a camel sat on her and pinned her to the ground.
Volunteer firefighters and the property owner helped move the 1,500-pound camel off the woman, who was having trouble breathing, ambulance driver Brent Hicks said Wednesday.
"There is no protocol on something like this," said Hicks.
Officials declined to release the names of the painter or the property owner who owns the camel.
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Musta been a slow news day in Shintown.
GO SOX WOO!!!
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Submitted by fluffy_love (user info) at 2006-08-14 02:19:04 EDT (#)
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fusion fusion fusion
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-06-18 12:27:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-06-17 17:06:44 (#)
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"MMMMMBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAA" addded a lot to this post, for me.
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Thats the sound camels make.
I heard a drunk tell his probation officer that on his way to the klink back in 1983
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-17 17:55:59 EDT (#)
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+2Camels
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-06-17 17:06:44 EDT (#)
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"MMMMMBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAA" addded a lot to this post, for me.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-17 16:59:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-17 14:42:04 EDT (#)
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fusions!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-17 14:41:53 EDT (#)
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auto +2 for fusion
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-06-17 14:02:59 EDT (#)
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whats a camel doing in pa?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-17 14:01:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-17 11:32:22 (#)
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No peener makes me a sad Munkey.
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So I've heard
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-06-17 12:08:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-06-17 11:49:30 EDT (#)
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Har har camel!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-17 11:32:22 EDT (#)
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No peener makes me a sad Munkey.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-17 10:56:03 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/68757#1391204
QUICK!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-06-17 10:39:42 EDT (#)
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Lack of peener causes this to have: +1.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-06-17 10:13:24 EDT (#)
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Fucking camels.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-17 09:15:36 EDT (#)
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derka derka jihad
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-06-17 08:46:06 EDT (#)
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hahhahaa, thank you Habeeb.
(you're going camping)
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-17 08:09:09 EDT (#)
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hahahhahahahhaha
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-17 08:00:07 EDT (#)
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BEST SERIES EVAR!
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-17 07:35:15 EDT (#)
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Has anyone noticed this post is devoid of peener? Habeeb are you ok? Speak to me buddy! Shamone!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-17 07:33:52 EDT (#)
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I love it when you can't read the speech bubbles because of the non-contrasting colours Beeb sometimes uses.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-17 07:17:05 EDT (#)
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DEEP
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-17 06:22:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-06-17 00:57:46 (#)
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The fact that the fence has an erection, bothers me some.
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I think that's a paint brush in the can
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-17 05:17:30 EDT (#)
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Made me weep
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-06-17 04:17:02 EDT (#)
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"Dromedary on her mammories."
The illustrated news about the buzzards is my favourite ever post.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-17 03:41:24 EDT (#)
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*year old
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-17 03:41:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-06-17 02:01:26 (#)
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Your best in a while, my eyes exploded.
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Yep. All the way. I like Beeb cartoons with a story attached.
And there's nothing wrong with seventeen reactionaries, while I'm at it.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-06-17 03:37:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-17 01:26:12 (#)
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Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-06-17 01:02:41 (#)
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I hope you die.
Yours Truly,
-Everyone
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Last time I checked, 17 year old reactionaries didn't speak for me.
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Beeb is a very established author and funnyman. You I'm having trouble pinning down. n00b, perhaps? Get a clue when you decide to speak for "everyone" because you sure as hell don't speak for me.
TASTE THE BEEB!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-17 03:15:13 EDT (#)
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why does the sun have michael jackson disease?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-06-17 02:01:26 EDT (#)
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Your best in a while, my eyes exploded.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-17 01:26:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-06-17 01:02:41 (#)
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I hope you die.
Yours Truly,
-Everyone
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Last time I checked, 17 year old reactionaries didn't speak for me.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-17 01:13:00 EDT (#)
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fusion indeed
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-06-17 01:08:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-06-17 01:02:41 (#)
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I hope you die.
Yours Truly,
-Everyone
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Last I checked, pal, you were barely competent to speak for yourself, never mind everyone else.
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-06-17 01:02:41 EDT (#)
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I hope you die.
Yours Truly,
-Everyone
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-06-17 00:57:46 EDT (#)
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The fact that the fence has an erection, bothers me some.