Sex Tips for Men (7348 hits)
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Submitted by Circe <fickle.muse.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-06-17 01:37:11 EDT
In response to Caulaincourt's post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/68524 (Oh, come on, you KNEW this was going to happen.) (Also, he told me to.)(So shut up.)
#1: Laugh. Laugh when it slips out, when strange sounds happen, when we fall off the bed, when my thigh cramps up, when we can't find the keys to the cuffs. Laugh when the blindfold slips off, laugh when you accidentally come in my eye (after the screaming stops, preferably.) Because this is supposed to be fun, and getting all worked up about extraneous shit makes for an uncomfortable, awkward exeprience, where we're both trying to ignore the ridiculous stuff that goes wrong.
#2: That look you get on your face - eyes rolled back, face contorted, tongue sticking out because you're concentrating so hard - isn't sexy. Fucking is not supposed to be an endurance sport.
#3: Talk to me. And none of this "Oh baby it feels so good to make sweet sweet love to your tender body." Most women are a lot more open to certain words than you'd give them credit for - trust me, we talk about this stuff.
#4: Foreplay. (Cue the idiot brigade - "Who cares, as long as I get my dick sucked?" Fuck off. Stop reading, because this post isn't aimed at you.) Foreplay isn't a paint-by-numbers pattern; "Tits, grabbed them, ass, squeezed it, nipples, sucked on them, here we go!" Take a moment to think of this: there are nerve endings under every inch of skin on the human body. That naked person lying next to you is one big erogenous zone. Every single surface is designed to like being touched by you.
#5: Please, please, don't ask me if I've come yet. When I do, you're going to know.
#6: Don't ask stupid questions. "Do you like that?" Dude, see the arching and moaning and writhing and my hands balled into fists above my head? If you can't tell what that means, stop having sex. You have no business putting bits of yourself into other people.
#7: If you don't like going down on a woman, don't bother. There's nothing worse than a man who timidly laps at a woman's pink bits because he thinks he should. Either try and smother yourself in it, or keep your head above my waist. Half measures are for pussies (no pun intended.)
#8: Don't worry so damned much. The woman who gets cranky because you blew your load in a minute and a half isn't worth fucking, anyway. You don't need to maintain a three hour erection to get us off. You have fingers, don't you? (If you don't have fingers, I apologise. Flipper-men are people too.)
#9: The meek might inherit the earth, but they're not going to get anywhere in bed.
#10: Don't be so needy. Don't make veiled promises of sexual pleasure in the hope that a woman will say "Well, you've convinced me!" In fact, tell her you're impotent and let her prove you wrong. We LOVE proving you wrong.
#11: Any woman who isn't an empty headed idiot knows damned well when you're trying to get her into bed. If she doesn't respond, it's because she doesn't want to have sex with you. And the more obvious you get, thinking she hasn't noticed your oh-so-subtle signals (running around with your cock out screaming "Do me! DO MEEEEEEEE") the less likely she is to change her mind. Back off. If there's any interest there at all, she'll follow - even if it's just to find out why you don't want her anymore.
#12: We are not complicated. We're not mysterious, or complex, or anything like that at all. We're just like you, with slightly more exotic hormones that fuck up our brains occasionally. If it would work on you, it would probably work on us.
#13: We like you. We want you to like us. We're not interested in winning, in playing games, in making you feel like less of a man, or in making ourselves feel better by insulting your performance in bed. (Unless, of course, you're trying to get into bed with one of those bitches who IS interested in all of the above, in which case: I can't help you. You're on your own. Good fucking luck, you'll need it.)
Google Image Search for "Fucking with the lights on."
User Reviews
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-24 09:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've found girls love it when i scream "goatse" when i come. Add that one on.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-06-22 00:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Gasp*
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-21 21:25:07 (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-06-21 03:10:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Just how many of us Uber ladies are you wooing Danger?! <raising a suspicious eyebrow>
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Oh, about 100. *raises - well, nevermind*
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-21 21:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-06-21 03:10:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Just how many of us Uber ladies are you wooing Danger?! <raising a suspicious eyebrow>
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Oh, about 100. *raises - well, nevermind*
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-06-21 12:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't believe there is any handbook on the subject, but God bless a lady for actually putting forth the effort on something like this.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-06-21 03:10:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-20 06:01:17 (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-20 03:21:49 (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-06-20 01:26:15 (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-18 11:53:12 (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-18 03:51:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-06-18 01:15:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for you, bc I love this.
And because I think I am in love with Danger
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Get in line, Juls. No pushing, Thorpe and Williamson!
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You cheating manwhore. Put your leash back on and go and sit in the corner until I decide what to do with you.
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Didn't mean to get in the middle of the love. Sorry.
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You can have him. I can see he longs for you and I just... I just want the little fella to be happy.
Be good to him.
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You've broken my heart.
A poem, before I-I go..
Why, hullo mormon, where's the loo?
and who has gone and hog-tied you?
A Dutchman? - and he's shaved your arse?
And makes you wear that silly mask?
Well I've no time for god you know,
So sorry, but I have to go
One day we'll discuss bigomy,
Ol' Joe Smith sure could party..
*walks away, head hung low, toward river, choking on tears and gently singing the White Stripes*
I roll over in bed looking for someone to touch
There's a girl that I know of and don't ask for much
She's homely, and she's cranky and her hair's in a net
And I'm lonely, but I ain't that lonely yet
Are you my friend when I need one
I need someone to be one
I take anybody I can get
And sometimes I wanna call you
And I feel like a pet
And I'm lonely, but I ain't that lonely yet
I go down to the river filled with regret
I go down and I wonder if there was any reason left
I left just before my lungs could get wet
I'm lonely, but I ain't that lonely yet
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Just how many of us Uber ladies are you wooing Danger?! <raising a suspicious eyebrow>
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-20 13:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"#8: Don't worry so damned much. The woman who gets cranky because you blew your load in a minute and a half isn't worth fucking, anyway. You don't need to maintain a three hour erection to get us off. You have fingers, don't you? (If you don't have fingers, I apologise. Flipper-men are people too.)"
Loved this one the best
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-06-20 08:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
With regards to the picture you should switch of the filter.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-06-20 06:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Worthwhile reading for virgins.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-20 06:01:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-20 03:21:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-06-20 01:26:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-18 11:53:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-18 03:51:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-06-18 01:15:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for you, bc I love this.
And because I think I am in love with Danger
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Get in line, Juls. No pushing, Thorpe and Williamson!
__________
You cheating manwhore. Put your leash back on and go and sit in the corner until I decide what to do with you.
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Didn't mean to get in the middle of the love. Sorry.
_________
You can have him. I can see he longs for you and I just... I just want the little fella to be happy.
Be good to him.
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You've broken my heart.
A poem, before I-I go..
Why, hullo mormon, where's the loo?
and who has gone and hog-tied you?
A Dutchman? - and he's shaved your arse?
And makes you wear that silly mask?
Well I've no time for god you know,
So sorry, but I have to go
One day we'll discuss bigomy,
Ol' Joe Smith sure could party..
*walks away, head hung low, toward river, choking on tears and gently singing the White Stripes*
I roll over in bed looking for someone to touch
There's a girl that I know of and don't ask for much
She's homely, and she's cranky and her hair's in a net
And I'm lonely, but I ain't that lonely yet
Are you my friend when I need one
I need someone to be one
I take anybody I can get
And sometimes I wanna call you
And I feel like a pet
And I'm lonely, but I ain't that lonely yet
I go down to the river filled with regret
I go down and I wonder if there was any reason left
I left just before my lungs could get wet
I'm lonely, but I ain't that lonely yet
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-20 03:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-06-20 01:26:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-18 11:53:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-18 03:51:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-06-18 01:15:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for you, bc I love this.
And because I think I am in love with Danger
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Get in line, Juls. No pushing, Thorpe and Williamson!
__________
You cheating manwhore. Put your leash back on and go and sit in the corner until I decide what to do with you.
_____________________________________________
Didn't mean to get in the middle of the love. Sorry.
_________
You can have him. I can see he longs for you and I just... I just want the little fella to be happy.
Be good to him.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-20 02:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-06-18 22:53:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
What about those of us who just plain like the taste?
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O yeah!
There's nothing quite like licking the deck of a battleship sized anchovy boat that's
been sitting in the sun for a week.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-20 01:36:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The middle's fine by me and Ser-sea, Juls, you like latex?
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-06-20 01:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-18 11:53:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-18 03:51:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-06-18 01:15:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for you, bc I love this.
And because I think I am in love with Danger
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Get in line, Juls. No pushing, Thorpe and Williamson!
__________
You cheating manwhore. Put your leash back on and go and sit in the corner until I decide what to do with you.
_____________________________________________
Didn't mean to get in the middle of the love. Sorry.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-06-19 22:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was pure gold!!
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-06-19 16:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sex with Circe sounds like its a lot of fun.
Is there a waiting list or something?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-19 15:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-06-19 07:18:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
#14 - All women of reasonable age have considered, at one time or another, what it would be like to fuck Chewbacca. Use this to your advantage.
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My last girlfriend was nicknamed chewbacca.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-06-19 14:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post makes me want to have sex.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-19 07:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's the only way I get sex.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-06-19 07:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
#14 - All women of reasonable age have considered, at one time or another, what it would be like to fuck Chewbacca. Use this to your advantage.
Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2005-06-19 07:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-19 06:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-06-18 22:53:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
"The majority of us want to be down there because we like the reaction it provokes"
What about those of us who just plain like the taste?
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Tastes like chicken. Sorry, Ser-sea, in the corner, I know. Do I have to sit with the mormon? I've nearly found god..
Submitted by Sunny (user info) at 2005-06-19 03:53:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bloody BRILLIANT, Circe.
My additions:
-- No surprises, please. "Oops, wrong hole" only works the first time. Ask me nicely. There are some things I like to be prepared for.
-- As much as I appreciate you doing your best Marathon Man impression for me, after about 2 hours I start to get sore. While I'm impressed -- really -- by your displays of testicular fortitude, there are times when you should keep Jiffy Lube's promise in mind. In and out in 30 minutes or less. ;)
-- My boobs are not stress-balls. Unless you're trying to rip them off and save them for later, please play nicely with the equipment. You break it, you're buying me a new one.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-06-18 22:53:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"The majority of us want to be down there because we like the reaction it provokes"
What about those of us who just plain like the taste?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-06-18 17:42:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Flipper men are people too"
Ha!
Don't get pissed if we ask directions though.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-06-18 16:43:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was great and explains to me why I haven't had teh sex for........
Yeah but.....
"#7: If you don't like going down on a woman, don't bother. There's nothing worse than a man who timidly laps at a woman's pink bits because he thinks he should. Either try and smother yourself in it, or keep your head above my waist. Half measures are for pussies (no pun intended.)"
I like it, I really do, but what works for one doesn't allways work for another.
WOMEN - If we are not doing it for you, tell us. And then point us in the right direction. The majority of us want to be down there because we like the reaction it provokes (and it earns us forgiveness should we get overexcited later, not that that has ever happened to me *blush*), don't just lie back and fake it. You know what you like better than we do, particularly early in a relationship. If you fake it, we will never get it right.
I shall go now.
-Dave
Submitted by GroundHogSlayer (user info) at 2005-06-18 15:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
damn good
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-18 13:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe, you were my first Ubersite friend.
This is for you.
http://ubersite.com/m/68832
(it's not a toaster)
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-06-18 12:54:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ashlee says:
I want to be circe's dirty little cockwhore.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-18 11:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-18 03:51:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-06-18 01:15:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for you, bc I love this.
And because I think I am in love with Danger
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Get in line, Juls. No pushing, Thorpe and Williamson!
__________
You cheating manwhore. Put your leash back on and go and sit in the corner until I decide what to do with you.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-18 03:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-06-18 01:15:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for you, bc I love this.
And because I think I am in love with Danger
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Get in line, Juls. No pushing, Thorpe and Williamson!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-18 02:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why was that mormon wearing latex and a gimp mask?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-06-18 01:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hot.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-06-18 01:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for you, bc I love this.
And because I think I am in love with Danger
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-17 05:22:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah have written you a poem, internet girlfriend...
*ahem*
When my dick slips out of you,
and lands in the Dutchman's shoe,
Snake! you shriek - on bed you jump,
Ser-sea sweet, snakes don't go 'THUMP'!
Snakes are shorter and go "hiss"
Where's the loo? I need to piss
Come down from there my cursing rose
and I start to roll up my hose. *blush*
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-06-18 01:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amen sister.
And this:(If you don't have fingers, I apologise. Flipper-men are people too.) was fucking great.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-06-18 00:56:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We're just like you, with slightly more exotic hormones that fuck up our brains occasionally. If it would work on you, it would probably work on us.
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Most men will go to their graves never having tested this. A shame, seriously. ++++ for this alone.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-18 00:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-06-18 00:37:17 (#)
Ranking: -1
Here's a "sex tip" for you: You've been quite a slut in this lifetime. And yet all that dick just filled you up with more empty.
Sorry, reading old posts of mine and I rememberd what a fat slore... I mean bitch... you can be.
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Oh, woe is me. Chinkaskiki is calling me names.
Again.
Dude, will you just fuck off and stop reading my posts? You'd be a lot happier. You know, the way I don't read yours anymore?
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-06-18 00:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Here's a "sex tip" for you: You've been quite a slut in this lifetime. And yet all that dick just filled you up with more empty.
Sorry, reading old posts of mine and I rememberd what a fat slore... I mean bitch... you can be.
Plus this post merits my comment and rating.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-06-18 00:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe, these tips are all well and good, but the sex question that I needed answered the most urgently is:
Where can I get some sex?
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-06-18 00:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Flipper-men are people too.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-06-18 00:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I stopped reading at #4.
Seriously.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-06-18 00:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe... you're my hero
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-06-17 23:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh man, I thought this would be one of those picture-posts.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2005-06-17 22:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where's the tip about getting my wife to let me put it in her can?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-17 21:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you have any for me?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68793
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-06-17 21:10:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And women ARE complicated. Or at least, too different for the simple minds of men to comprehend.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-06-17 21:09:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That all seemed like common sense to me.
Caul, you're an occassional jackass but I think your english and useage thereof is pretty damn good. If I were as fluent as you are in a second language I would be pretty satistfied with myself.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-17 19:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brackets were awesome!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-06-17 18:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"If this website was in french I would literally tear through her fat tissue like
streptococcus A."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
love the post too
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-06-17 18:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
#7: If you don't like going down on a woman, don't bother. There's nothing worse than a man who timidly laps at a woman's pink bits because he thinks he should. Either try and smother yourself in it, or keep your head above my waist. Half measures are for pussies (no pun intended.)
Mmmmmmmmmm.....smother yourself in it. Take the whole thing in your mouth. Press your lips up to it and make that BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR noise. Stick your tongue in there and root about. Lick, Lick, Lick.
Rinse, repeat, et al.
Unless you see something unidentifiable moving about down there then I highly recommend it.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-06-17 16:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's another tip:
Get Erectus,
Get Hard,
Go Long!
Sorry for the linkwhore but it's just so fantasticly (sp?) funny!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68779
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-06-17 15:49:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
#2: That look you get on your face - eyes rolled back, face contorted, tongue sticking out because you're concentrating so hard - isn't sexy. Fucking is not supposed to be an endurance sport.
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Ahh, but it seems you've forgotten about this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/17812
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-06-17 15:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-06-17 14:22:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
*hits print*
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-06-17 14:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heheh.
Fwarp fwarp fwarpfwarpfwarp
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-17 14:25:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS IS SOME KIND OF TRICK I JUST KNOW IT
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-06-17 14:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*hits print*
Submitted by Didier (user info) at 2005-06-17 14:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Women should learn to suck cock and shut up
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-17 13:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
#12: We are not complicated. We're not mysterious, or complex, or anything like that at all. We're just like you, with slightly more exotic hormones that fuck up our brains occasionally. If it would work on you, it would probably work on us.
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Excuse me??? Not complicated.....oh, ok
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-17 13:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
El wifeo thanks you
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-17 13:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In a good way! Nobody does classy distaste quite like you do. """
Oh ok. :-) To me it was all in good fun. I was inspired by the girls I had sex with recently who lacked confidence. Which was my underlying message: "Take it easy. We're supposed to have fun, not auditioning for a bad porn flick."
You know you talk too much when you make emoticons.
Back to work!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-17 13:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
sex
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-17 13:35:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-17 13:29:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
"...avoid the kind of sharp edged, thinly veiled disgust with the opposite sex that characterized the other one. "
There was a bit of sarcasm but is it really how you interpreted it? :-(
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In a good way! Nobody does classy distaste quite like you do.
Submitted by TM (user info) at 2005-06-17 13:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-06-17 06:59:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
The correct question, btw, isn't "did you come yet?", it's "how many more times can you come before you pass out?"
This is a useful piece of information that allows the man to pace himself and avoid carpal tunnel syndrome, tongue sprains, etc.
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Right on.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-17 13:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"...avoid the kind of sharp edged, thinly veiled disgust with the opposite sex that characterized the other one. "
There was a bit of sarcasm but is it really how you interpreted it? :-(
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-17 13:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Darko - hell, no, I'm not calling you out. Your rating is your own business. I'm just agreeing that no, this one wasn't funny, because I wanted to avoid the kind of sharp edged, thinly veiled disgust with the opposite sex that characterized the other one.
Next post - Dr Suess knockoff poetry about crack whores. It usually goes over better than anything sincere I try to do - sincerity from me makes people uncomfortable and itchy.
(See, and honest self criticism sounds like self-pitying whining. Jesus, I'm going to shut up.)
But, I was agreeing with you. No calling out whatsoever.
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2005-06-17 13:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Tell her you're impotent and let her prove you wrong. We LOVE proving you wrong."
Yep.
What if I already KNEW all of this? Does that make me good in bed???
Well??? Does it???? Does it????? ANSWER ME WOMAN!!!!
:'(
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-17 13:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-06-17 06:59:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
The correct question, btw, isn't "did you come yet?", it's "how many more times can you come before you pass out?"
This is a useful piece of information that allows the man to pace himself and avoid carpal tunnel syndrome, tongue sprains, etc.
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I want to sprain bits of you repeatedly.
Take that however you want to.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-17 13:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-06-17 13:05:03 (#)
Ranking: 1
After nine years of practiceI can finally
make my girl come with lazer eyes
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hahahahh wtf? I spilled milk all over keyboard you ass.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-17 13:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Prophet - I was kidding about the humility part buddy. I can understand how I might come off as arrogant and lacking humility. But I don't recall bragging about something or saying I was aweseome...even though I am :-P
Submitted by sneakytikigirl (user info) at 2005-06-17 13:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awsome, you speak the truth. Love the picture.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-17 13:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-17 09:09:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
And darko - that's probably because it lacks hate or bitterness or nasty comments about the opposite sex.
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So I got called out for leaving a 1? I didn't see any hate or bitterness in the original one. I liked the other one better, and this one made me smile but I personally didn't see the humor in it that was in the first. You did this well, but played alot of it too straight.
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-06-17 13:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
After nine years of practiceI can finally
make my girl come with lazer eyes
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-17 12:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-17 12:48:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-17 12:21:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
A thousand times better than the post that inspired it.
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Oh come on, you're just saying that to echo CookieLass's comment. You're her new Uber companion aren't you? Give me some credit...please? And I have plenty of soul...I think. I just despise that woman, among others. I'm not very humble though. However, a wise man once told me: "Humility is for people with no others quality"
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Nope, I actually wrote that first review before going back and reading the rest of the reviews.
And I never said you didn't have SOUL. James Brown has SOUL.
I said you didn't have _A_ soul. Like, you know... robots and stuff.
Still, saying that humility is for people who don't have anything to brag about is like saying jail is for people who run out of bullets. You don't HAVE to brag about your quality traits, you know... and some would believe that not doing so is virtuous in its own right.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-17 12:48:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-17 12:21:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
A thousand times better than the post that inspired it.
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Oh come on, you're just saying that to echo CookieLass's comment. You're her new Uber companion aren't you? Give me some credit...please? And I have plenty of soul...I think. I just despise that woman, among others. I'm not very humble though. However, a wise man once told me: "Humility is for people with no others quality"
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-17 12:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-17 10:10:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Now on to that stupid bitch.
I typed my post in less then 10 minutes and I really didn't expect a good response. I never said I was fluent or mastered English, why do you think I'm here? But I am capable of communicating. Even if I did say that, it's better than telling everyone you're gorgeous when you're an hideous female lumberjack (I've seen photos)
With that in mind, proceed to shut the fuck up you sniveling fat cunt.
Esti grosse charrue de truie de criss.
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This guy reminds me of the Merovingian from "Matrix: Reloaded".
A little classy, great with French and quite intelligent... but overall not somebody I would hang out with in the real world.
I like my friends to... you know, have souls.
And occasionally, some humility.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-17 12:23:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amen!
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-17 12:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A thousand times better than the post that inspired it.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-06-17 11:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Blanket statements are never right. (Yes yes, I know.)
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-17 11:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-17 10:47:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
In all seriousness, Caulaincourt speaks better English than most of the people on this site.
On the topic: the best French curse I have heard was in some mini-series on Napoleon where he told his adviser to "go and shit in a silk stocking"
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Missed it last week - still going?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-17 11:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well Cookie, you're entitled to your opinion. I may not be intelligible (how can you answer me then?) but I'm trying to improve. I've never professed being an English scholar, you made that up. So far I've recieved good encouragement such as this http://www.ubersite.com/m/63237 or thorpe's comment below and I hope to get better since learning english is mandatory for me. You should find a better reason to bash me. There are plenty.
Thorpe - On the topic: the best French curse I have heard was in some mini-series on Napoleon where he told his adviser to "go and shit in a silk stocking". """
That's not what he said, he said: "Talleyrand! ... Shit. You are shit in a silk stocking."
John Malkovich is awesome.
I should do some work now.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-17 10:57:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do any of you broads deliver office "under-desk" hummers?
I sure could use one before my 1:02 tee time.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-06-17 10:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awsome!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-06-17 10:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You stupid frog. If this site were in french, I wouldn't BE here, because unlike some, I don't profess to speak a foreign language well. You're barely intelligible, you retarded fag.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-17 10:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In all seriousness, Caulaincourt speaks better English than most of the people on this site.
On the topic: the best French curse I have heard was in some mini-series on Napoleon where he told his adviser to "go and shit in a silk stocking".
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-17 10:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way Circe, I couldn't agree more with the #1 tip.
I always had trouble lightening up but I did in this case http://www.ubersite.com/m/64977 and it saved my life, to say the least.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-17 10:25:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still can't believe that ugly slut insulted my use of english. That's like going to an handicapped man "You'll never run you fucktard! Why do you even try to WALK?! L0L!1"
If this website was in french I would literally tear through her fat tissue like
streptococcus A.
I feel better now.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-17 10:12:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-17 09:46:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit, shit, shit! That was the bathtub?? No wonder the toilet said "Hey, Brother! Now I've got pink-eye!", when I pressed the button..
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You pissed in my bathtub?
Oh, dude, I DRINK from that.
Caul - always welcome.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-17 10:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-06-17 09:27:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm so glad it was you that did this.
And for everyone who liked Caul's better, it's because that one contained cheap-shots and sarcasm, barely legible through the crap grammar and spelling issues (honestly... don't say you're fluent in english if you're NOT).
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Now on to that stupid bitch.
I typed my post in less then 10 minutes and I really didn't expect a good response. I never said I was fluent or mastered English, why do you think I'm here? But I am capable of communicating. Even if I did say that, it's better than telling everyone you're gorgeous when you're an hideous female lumberjack (I've seen photos)
With that in mind, proceed to shut the fuck up you sniveling fat cunt.
Esti grosse charrue de truie de criss.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-17 10:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-06-17 09:47:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
#7: If you don't like going down on a woman, don't bother. There's nothing worse than a man who timidly laps at a woman's pink bits because he thinks he should. Either try and smother yourself in it, or keep your head above my waist. Half measures are for pussies (no pun intended.)
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I love a man who makes a meal of it. God Bless my husband!
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God I need a cigarette...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-17 09:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you! :-)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-17 09:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I EVER get to Australia, and it IS on the list of our potential vacations within the next couple of years...I believe that I am entitled to finding out first-hand, as to whether Circe knows of what she speaks.
I sure hope so. For some reason, this broad gives Shlongy a woodrow.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-06-17 09:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iradney (user info) at 2005-06-17 04:15:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
amen! Men, print this out, keep it in your wallet
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Wouldn't you look a bit stupid when the list falls out? Better off memorizing it and then destroying the evidence.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-06-17 09:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
#7: If you don't like going down on a woman, don't bother. There's nothing worse than a man who timidly laps at a woman's pink bits because he thinks he should. Either try and smother yourself in it, or keep your head above my waist. Half measures are for pussies (no pun intended.)
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I love a man who makes a meal of it. God Bless my husband!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-17 09:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit, shit, shit! That was the bathtub?? No wonder the toilet said "Hey, Brother! Now I've got pink-eye!", when I pressed the button..
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-06-17 09:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmmmmm...
Points well taken. Thanks for the tips.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-17 09:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-17 05:22:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah have written you a poem, internet girlfriend...
*ahem*
When my dick slips out of you,
and lands in the Dutchman's shoe,
Snake! you shriek - on bed you jump,
Ser-sea sweet, snakes don't go 'THUMP'!
Snakes are shorter and go "hiss"
Where's the loo? I need to piss
Come down from there my cursing rose
and I start to roll up my hose. *blush*
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That, uh... that's just... well, it's beautiful. It brought a tear to my eye.
The loo is down the hall, last door on the left, ignore the bound and gagged Mormon in the bathtub.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-06-17 09:27:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm so glad it was you that did this.
And for everyone who liked Caul's better, it's because that one contained cheap-shots and sarcasm, barely legible through the crap grammar and spelling issues (honestly... don't say you're fluent in english if you're NOT). whereas this one had actual tips in it that might be helpful to some fumbling idiot *coughPOCKcoughahemchoke*.
You people have no taste.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-06-17 09:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 to any post with the word meek
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-06-17 09:17:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<applauds>
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-06-17 09:16:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Flipper-men are people too... ok, that made me crack up.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-06-17 09:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BigCore (user info) at 2005-06-17 08:56:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually preferred Caul's version. This was fucking funny though.
I knew most of the stuff here already, except for #1 I guess (having been hit with "friendly fire" myself, I don't laugh if I shoot someone in the eye)
Friendly fire? FRIENDLY FIRE? That's as wrong as two boys fucking! oh.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-17 09:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2005-06-17 06:45:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-17 06:08:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-06-17 04:58:44 (#)
Ranking: 1
"We're not interested in winning, in playing games, in making you feel like less of a man" - utter, total, utter utter utter complete and total bullshit. am i making myself clear here?
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did y'all read the bit that says "You're fucking the wrong women, you're on your own, good luck"?
And darko - that's probably because it lacks hate or bitterness or nasty comments about the opposite sex.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-06-17 09:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
god bless the flipper men.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-06-17 08:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They really dont mind getting squirted in the eye? Amazing.
Submitted by BigCore (user info) at 2005-06-17 08:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually preferred Caul's version. This was fucking funny though.
I knew most of the stuff here already, except for #1 I guess (having been hit with "friendly fire" myself, I don't laugh if I shoot someone in the eye)
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-17 08:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nothing that I didn't already know. *looks suspiciously from side to side*
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-17 08:50:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We're suppose to be concerned about the bitch?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-17 08:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
#7: If you don't like going down on a woman, don't bother. There's nothing worse than a man who timidly laps at a woman's pink bits because he thinks he should. Either try and smother yourself in it, or keep your head above my waist. Half measures are for pussies (no pun intended.)
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I've never heard "pink bits" before....
No half measures here!
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-06-17 07:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like this.
The effect of the hormones, however, CANNOT be overestimated.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-06-17 07:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
although frogman's made me chuckle more..
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-06-17 07:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
yeah
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-06-17 06:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The correct question, btw, isn't "did you come yet?", it's "how many more times can you come before you pass out?"
This is a useful piece of information that allows the man to pace himself and avoid carpal tunnel syndrome, tongue sprains, etc.
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-06-17 06:48:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
#5: Please, please, don't ask me if I've come yet. When I do, you're going to know.
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Wait!!! Women are supposed to come too? No wonder my relationships never last.
Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2005-06-17 06:45:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-17 06:08:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-06-17 04:58:44 (#)
Ranking: 1
"We're not interested in winning, in playing games, in making you feel like less of a man" - utter, total, utter utter utter complete and total bullshit. am i making myself clear here?
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2005-06-17 06:31:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-06-17 06:28:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Brav-FUCKING-O
This was so right on!
Well done you little slut! ;)
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HEY!!
Right, you're for it. The Pat's are ATTN GHEY MENZ. HA!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-06-17 06:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brav-FUCKING-O
This was so right on!
Well done you little slut! ;)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-17 06:08:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-06-17 04:58:44 (#)
Ranking: 1
"We're not interested in winning, in playing games, in making you feel like less of a man" - utter, total, utter utter utter complete and total bullshit. am i making myself clear here?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-17 05:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah have written you a poem, internet girlfriend...
*ahem*
When my dick slips out of you,
and lands in the Dutchman's shoe,
Snake! you shriek - on bed you jump,
Ser-sea sweet, snakes don't go 'THUMP'!
Snakes are shorter and go "hiss"
Where's the loo? I need to piss
Come down from there my cursing rose
and I start to roll up my hose. *blush*
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-17 05:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Suce moi et fais moi jouir
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-17 05:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yup
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-06-17 04:58:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"We're not interested in winning, in playing games, in making you feel like less of a man" - utter, total, utter utter utter complete and total bullshit. am i making myself clear here?
aside from that, cool post, i felt caulaincourts was a better version.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-06-17 04:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good job
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-17 04:17:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Better than it should have been.
Submitted by iradney (user info) at 2005-06-17 04:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
amen! Men, print this out, keep it in your wallet
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-06-17 04:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha you beat me to it with this.
Good one.
Submitted by VoRn (user info) at 2005-06-17 04:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw the title, rolled my eyes and expected a whole lot of spite and bitching.
I was very wrong.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2005-06-17 04:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the hell? Woman issues? Come on, folks, we all know men are incredibly simple. By comparison, women are not simple. And what's not simple? Something complex.
LINKWHORE ALERT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68651
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-06-17 04:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whereas the original could be construed as either misogynist or ironic, this sounded like real advice...
...you even remembered the flipper-people, bless their ichthyoid little hearts.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-06-17 03:58:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2005-06-17 01:43:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Number 12=BULLSHIT
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um, if you think it's bullshit, it's because you want women to be complicated and mysterious so that you have an excuse of why you can't please them
+2 Circe
This post is gold. So many truths.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-06-17 03:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
11: Any woman who isn't an empty headed idiot knows damned well when you're trying to get her into bed. If she doesn't respond, it's because she doesn't want to have sex with you. And the more obvious you get, thinking she hasn't noticed your oh-so-subtle signals (running around with your cock out screaming "Do me! DO MEEEEEEEE") the less likely she is to change her mind. Back off. If there's any interest there at all, she'll follow - even if it's just to find out why you don't want her anymore.
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No, you see it funny cause I meet these girls all the time they really don't notice, and so I keep pestering them and ... oh.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-06-17 03:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like someone's got a little Captain Morgan in them.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-06-17 03:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-06-17 03:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That chick creeps me the fuck out.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-06-17 03:28:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I did! I did know this was going to happen and that you would be the one to do it.
Now, I read.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-06-17 03:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh.
Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2005-06-17 03:14:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff. Now I just need to find a girl.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-06-17 03:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can now legally read this...
"You have no business putting bits of yourself into other people."
Genius.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-06-17 03:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it ok to yell "Jibba Jabba!" when you cum?
Submitted by Or_ (user info) at 2005-06-17 03:05:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-06-17 02:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man O Man I likes them girlies.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-17 02:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No instructions needed, baby. You write the book, I'll take the pictures...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-17 02:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2005-06-17 01:43:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Number 12=BULLSHIT
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Somebody has woman issues.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-17 02:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This one just made me smile.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-06-17 02:29:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PREACH ON, SISTA!!!!!!! CAN I GETS AN 'AMEN!'?
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Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2005-06-17 01:43:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Number 12=BULLSHIT
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No, it's not. Really.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-17 01:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
strangely lacking of hate...
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2005-06-17 01:43:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Number 12=BULLSHIT
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-17 01:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
laugh when you accidentally come in my eye
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it makes me laugh because you think it was an accident.