When will this fucking day end? (725 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.85 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by TheSpook (View user info) at 2005-06-17 15:55:51 EDT
This day is too fucking long.
It's time to leave and get drunk. Since I've recently just gotten back my license, I have learned a few things about drinking and driving.
Here is a chart I put together.
Happy drinking.
User Reviews
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-08-03 13:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
again, like eating a stale fortune cookie. Bleah.
Submitted by oberone (user info) at 2005-06-20 06:07:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You sad little anti social Ned...You are a sad example of shit...weak and leaking out the legs of your trousers...go away little brown stain...shooo....!!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-06-18 08:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Horseshit.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-18 02:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd be a hypocrite if I -2'd this.
GO "HURRY THE FUCK UP SO I CAN GO DRINK" WOOOOO
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-17 20:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Yeah! I'm cool, I'm going to get drunk woohoo!"
It must be rape time in the ghetto is it nigger?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-17 18:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for 'above the law'
+1 for 'imPROVEMENT'
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-17 17:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im like the goverment version of fat tony. Except for the fact im no where near as fat, and i dont beat women.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-17 17:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mine just started, but i'll be sneaking out of here at 9. Damn i love civil service. Fuckin off on the taxpayers dime.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-06-17 17:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am going to get drunk off my ass tonight, go to the county fair and see REO Speedwagon..
Sing loud chick songs......
WoOT WooT
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-17 17:14:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have my babies
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-17 16:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-06-17 16:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hi my name is Eaze,
It's been 20 min. since my last drink
So can we hurry this fucking meeting up??
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-17 16:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-17 16:13:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
for me - 5:15pm
then i'm going to a Cleveland Indians game.
GO TRIBE!!! WOOOOOOOT!!!
NICE! I'm going Sunday. If I'm not too hungover.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2005-06-17 16:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very Nice
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-17 16:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for me - 5:15pm
then i'm going to a Cleveland Indians game.
GO TRIBE!!! WOOOOOOOT!!!
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-06-17 16:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My name is Brandon and I've been sober for 2 days.
Do over!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-06-17 16:06:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahha, I love wild scrawling like that.
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2005-06-17 16:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The funniest part of this post is that it is in Romance.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-17 16:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-17 16:04:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
My name is Brian, and I have been sober for 6 days.
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-17 16:03:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking love you.
Get this guy a giant Long Island. Stat!
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-17 16:04:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Being drunk on the bus is always entertaining.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-17 16:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My name is Brian, and I have been sober for 6 days.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-17 16:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking love you.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-17 16:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-17 16:00:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like you learned your lesson!
Yes: Always drink too much and pass out. Then you wont drive!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-17 16:00:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like you learned your lesson!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-17 15:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't had a drop in almost a week.
Sobriety is a scary place.