I'm sorry for my actions Ubersite (1067 hits)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2005-06-17 23:46:37 EDT
I apologize for my actions recently. I broke out of a mental facility a few days ago and they finally caught me. I'm back on the meds now.
Anyway, I notice how much of a depressed little fag I am. Sadly, I can't stop being this way. I try to be original even if it means being a pansy. At least that's what people keep telling me. Yet, Uber is against me anyway. Every single one of you is anti-ETS and you know it! Don't deny it! I know what you all are planning! Both the world and the Internet revolve around me!
Instead of trying to fix my declining reputation by making a good post, I think I'll just sit here and whine about it. Maybe somehow I'll earn a few sympathy points that way. I mean c'mon, nobody will think I'm a dumb little cunt by bitching nonstop.
I may be bipolar, overly emotional, and just a sad individual, but you should all love me. Kind of like the way my mother never did. However, not the type of "love" my uncle used to show me in the bathroom on those late nights. For example, last Saturday when he visited me in the hospital. He clogged up the toilet in my cell and wanted me to check it out. I bend over to grab the plunger and BAM! I get skewered like some marshmallow at a boy scout's campfire! This is like the 57th time he's done this to me!
Maybe I have learned to like it...
But that's beside the point! I ask for your forgiveness Uber. Understand that I will never change my stupid tendencies despite however many of you rub it in my face.
I am the essence of the douche.
And the Douche is the essence of me.
</3 - electrictoothsyndrome
User Reviews
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-20 17:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-06-18 11:38:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-18 10:43:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
sigh.
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Why so down Deidra? Ubersite is suppose to be a happy place. I guess I just don't understand you negative types.
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Sometimes enough is enough.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-06-20 17:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Thats a nice sex pose you got there ETS!!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-20 17:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
T, this is halarious!
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-06-18 11:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-18 10:43:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
sigh.
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Why so down Deidra? Ubersite is suppose to be a happy place. I guess I just don't understand you negative types.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-06-18 11:21:58 EDT (#)
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LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-18 10:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sigh.
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2005-06-18 10:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"the Douche is the essence of me."
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Goddamn boy! I think you got yourself a career in advertising!
Submitted by paxlaurien (user info) at 2005-06-18 08:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
uhm, *couldn't have care less*
Must be a coffee deficiency, erk.
Submitted by paxlaurien (user info) at 2005-06-18 08:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha! until this, I could have cared less!
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-18 06:25:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
Impersonating someone is weak.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-18 08:25:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahaha
It's funny because he's an emotional landslide and he's still smarter than you.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-18 06:38:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This wasn't any good, but the pic was pretty funny.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-18 06:25:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Impersonating someone is weak.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-06-18 05:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahahahahaha
the pic cracked me up.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-06-18 03:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
awww.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-18 02:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Poor old ETS.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-18 00:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
slightly?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-18 00:26:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
tee hee
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-06-18 00:25:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-18 00:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahaha
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-06-18 00:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why would you think ETS wrote this? Hahahaha...
I guess it must be true.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-06-18 00:00:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-06-17 23:55:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
This whole ordeal is very strange.
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What's so strange about it? The man is a charity case.
Submitted by mysterious.adventure (user info) at 2005-06-17 23:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
unless this is another ETS alter, it's not him... not that I know who's alters are who's, or anything... i just checked the userinfo...
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-06-17 23:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This whole ordeal is very strange.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-06-17 23:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tee hee hee
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-06-17 23:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But seriously man, it's fucking midnight, you posted this late on purpose. Jerk. And don't apologize, go out and create more havoc! Write songs about it! Live life!!!!
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-06-17 23:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wtf omg roflcopter stfu n00b!
i wish i wor the essance of doch!