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The Girl, the Golden Watch, and Everything (393 hits)

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Submitted by Joe (View user info) at 2005-06-18 20:04:38 EDT


Do you remember the movie "The Girl, the Golden Watch, and Everything"?

I saw it on TV about 20 years ago - I don't know if it ever played in theaters. The golden watch had a special power where when the person wearing the watch pushed a button on it, everything and everybody stood still except for that person. Things stayed that way until the wearer pushed the button again.

When time stood still, the wearer of the watch could do ANYTHING. I don't know if this is part of the movie or just something I'm making up, but if the wearer touched someone while pushing the button, both people would be "awake" when time stood still, and again, could do ANYTHING.

The movie, or at least the concept of the golden watch, stuck in my mind - second to my fantasy of winning $80 million in a lottery, I dream of owning the watch (statistically, they're about the same chance, so why can't I dream?).

My daydreams of using the watch go from jokes, to simple theft, to vigilantiism, to downright perversion.

Boy I wish I had a watch like that...

Or at least $80 million.

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-20 16:02:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-06-18 20:39:21 (#)
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I would like to read a story about someone jerking themself off into a blender.

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-06-18 20:39:21 EDT (#)
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I would like to read a story about someone jerking themself off into a blender.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-06-18 20:30:38 EDT (#)
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I just tried to jerk myself off into a blender.


Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-06-18 20:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

When I was about 8, I wrote a story called 'The Bag with a Hundred Handles' whose entire premise was that I owned a bag with a hundred handles. Nothing happened, I just owned a bag. With a hundred handles.

This post reminded me of that masterwork.

Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-18 20:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I once saw a Twilight Zone episode about this exact thing. The watch falls on the ground, breaks, and the guy who owns it goes crazy, locked in a single moment in time.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-18 20:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

made me want to watch the movie.


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