NSFW: UberBadness - warning, content includes picture of HadToBeDone. (1894 hits)
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Submitted by Danger Ranger <harveyra.at.iprimus.com.au> (View user info) at 2005-06-19 00:47:36 EDT
In response to the following url (http://www.ubersite.com/m/67923)
I have been called out by poor old Hadley for a second time. Having already given him his comeuppence and making him look a right goose here, (http://www.ubersite.com/m/66916) his inferiority complex draws him to my sharp wit and scathing insults like flies to his badly wiped bottom.
Ever since his mum started using his face as a stencil for her home-baked gorilla biscuits and his head as the cutter, Hadley, who always resented his brother, saw this as his mother showing him the loved he craved so desperately, while his mother saw it as a cruel metaphor for having your face used as toilet paper. This deep-seeded desire to have his face rubbed in the proverbial poo-pile even today is a sad, sad indicator of a simple man, not to dissimilar to Forrest Gump, who has regressed to a childhood memory of what he perceived as parental attention, of all that's wrong with America, and a tortured cry for help. It needs to be nutured, Hadley, I know, and I'm sorry, but you asked for it..
P.S. Thanks Hadley's mum for emailing me his picture, and yes I remembered to put NSFW in the title.
User Reviews
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:36:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And that camwhore... wow.. curling toes, Danger
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Forgive me please? I was an idiot and forgot about that...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-22 03:23:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-06-22 02:19:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha
At least he didn't leave me for pantsarestupid.
nice camwhore... I couldn't rate the post because I can't rate hate posts.
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Oh, really, WELL WHAT'S THIS THEN!!?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67923#uber_reviews
Pants and I are very happy.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-22 05:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Listen, you nasty Americunt. You can have Crystle - I've found god, and am joining the clergy. I have already taken my vow of celibacy (via email) and am only three years out from finishing my "Getting to Heaven on a Grade Point Average" correspondence course.
Rot in hell, you disgusting, beer swilling, up-to-your-nuts-in-guts minion of beelzebub. I will have the last laugh... as long as laughing's allowed - like wanking..
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-06-22 00:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-20 09:17:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-19 22:31:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Has anyone seen, Hadley? I need to talk to him.
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I haven't noticed Hadley or Crystle in a while.
Both in the same area, both too busy/worn out to come to uber.
It's over DR. He's won.
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See, Danger.....while you were posting this, I was in a hot tub with Crystle....
Williamson is so very, VERY right....
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-21 07:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-06-20 09:43:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
How could you bring yourself to describe goatse as a bum-bum???
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Well, goatse is a bum. And it's stretched so wide there is another bum. It's like a Mandelbrot. It perpetuates itself... bum, bum, bum, bum, and so on and henceforth...
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-06-20 09:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How could you bring yourself to describe goatse as a bum-bum???
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-20 09:27:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-20 09:17:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-19 22:31:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Has anyone seen, Hadley? I need to talk to him.
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I haven't noticed Hadley or Crystle in a while.
Both in the same area, both too busy/worn out to come to uber.
It's over DR. He's won
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I told you Williamson, I'm with Pantsarestupid now. It's an interesting relationship - she stays in her house and I stay outside... in the bushes. I think things are going really well between us.. the police don't think so but what do they know about relationships. I've seen Hill Street Blues, they're all seperated.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-20 09:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-19 22:31:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Has anyone seen, Hadley? I need to talk to him.
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I haven't noticed Hadley or Crystle in a while.
Both in the same area, both too busy/worn out to come to uber.
It's over DR. He's won.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-19 22:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Has anyone seen, Hadley? I need to talk to him.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-19 21:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry Hadley but...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-19 10:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-19 09:49:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
That's it.
I'm working you back into the Rebel Wars series just so I can use that picture of you flipping off Bart-Bart as you pump him full of Machine Gun lead.
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YEAH! fuck him!!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-19 09:49:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's it.
I'm working you back into the Rebel Wars series just so I can use that picture of you flipping off Bart-Bart as you pump him full of Machine Gun lead.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-19 08:26:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA!
We're going well in the cricket again.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-19 04:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-19 03:58:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ranger you are such a gangsta taking pictures of yourself wearing a wooly jumper in the bathroom.
Vote for me in UM please. Why didn't you or Arnie enter?
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Oh, hullo Cundy, top of thar mornin' to yarr. Why? Well, it wouldn't be fair, really..
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-19 03:58:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ranger you are such a gangsta taking pictures of yourself wearing a wooly jumper in the bathroom.
Vote for me in UM please. Why didn't you or Arnie enter?
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-06-19 03:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ruled all over the place this did.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-19 02:58:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-19 02:33:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-19 02:12:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Go and vote for me so I can decimate you in teh madness
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I missed a meeting, as usual.
I'm on a list!
I'm on a list!
Can a person vote for themselves?
I wanna get one vote at least.
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That's a stupid list - I'm not even on it. I am withholding 19 of my votes which, by hook or by crook, I will give to Pantsarestupid (we're an 'item' you know). I have given the other to Joedaddy, because he has a gun.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-19 02:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nevermind
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-19 02:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Vote for me!
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-19 02:33:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-19 02:12:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Go and vote for me so I can decimate you in teh madness
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I missed a meeting, as usual.
I'm on a list!
I'm on a list!
Can a person vote for themselves?
I wanna get one vote at least.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-19 02:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-19 02:11:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice cap.
are you a ball player?
or hiding something?
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WTF is it with the hat!!? I'ts fucking cold today, it keeps my head warm, and the brim pisses me off!!
And WTF is this voting madness thing!!!!!? I'm in a madness thing???? - and I need to vote?? I didn't ask to be in a fucking madness thing just like I didn't ask to be in this stupid fucking badness thing! What is it, mandatory?? I didn't realise I'd logged onto do-it-or-else.kom.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-19 02:12:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go and vote for me so I can decimate you in teh madness
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-19 02:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice cap.
are you a ball player?
or hiding something?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-19 01:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-06-19 01:10:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
how can you fools +2 this?
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Uhhhhhhh.....Like this?
<drools>
<a lot>
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-19 01:27:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-06-19 01:10:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
how can you fools +2 this? it would be plus 2 material, except posting a portion of the Unholy Trinity (i.e. Goatse in this case) is an automatic -2.
sorry man, you shouldn't have used Goatse.
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It's art, Duke, what are you, a communist!!?
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-06-19 01:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, you look completely different than I had assumed based on your previous camwhore pic.
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-06-19 01:10:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
how can you fools +2 this? it would be plus 2 material, except posting a portion of the Unholy Trinity (i.e. Goatse in this case) is an automatic -2.
sorry man, you shouldn't have used Goatse.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-19 00:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-19 00:54:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice backwards cap. Midlife crisis? Oh, wait...
Hahahaha I'm such a cunt.
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Pantsarestupid, (we're an item now) makes me wear it this way.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-19 00:49:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
That kid with the odd shaped head cracks me up.
Did you vote for me, your turtle-loving bastard?
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Vote for you? Oh, sure... *thinking to self, "what the FUCK is he talking about?"*
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-19 00:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice backwards cap. Midlife crisis? Oh, wait...
Hahahaha I'm such a cunt.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-19 00:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That kid with the odd shaped head cracks me up.
Did you vote for me, your turtle-loving bastard?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-19 00:49:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I guess we won't be seeing HIM around here in the near future *dusts of hands* ... I sure showed him...