Take Over the World in 10 Easy Steps (3476 hits)
Category: Politics -> Election 2004Labels: posts_that_could_have_made_batw_if_I_had_put_in_more_effort
Rating: 1.88 on 57 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Darko (View user info) at 2005-06-19 02:24:17 EDT
I hope I don't need to resize this...
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Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-19 13:35:55 EDT (#)
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I'm already on my way: http://www.ubersite.com/m/88731
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-19 10:53:21 EDT (#)
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THIS FILE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CLASSIFIED!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-06-19 10:46:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-19 10:38:10 (#)
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Yet another reminder that no matter what I do, I will never make B@W :'(
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You forgot to persecute the Jews, Its what all Conquerors do at some stage.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-19 10:38:10 EDT (#)
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Yet another reminder that no matter what I do, I will never make B@W :'(
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-19 10:26:37 EDT (#)
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I can't beleive I never rated this.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-20 10:36:28 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 Darko
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-28 13:03:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-06-22 23:15:32 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 for Age of Empires.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-06-22 23:13:52 EDT (#)
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Man, I want a cardboard castle.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-22 22:53:52 EDT (#)
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Those ninja chicks are there so that the homeless army can mate with them and in time they will grow into one big society and you become king of not only the non ninja world but the entire world.
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-06-22 22:45:15 EDT (#)
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not that good
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-06-22 22:19:57 EDT (#)
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I don't want to ruin your +2 run but I'm fairly sure those ninjas are chicks. That can't be right.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-22 21:51:53 EDT (#)
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How can you argue with this?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-20 15:46:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-19 21:39:50 (#)
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I think adding in pirates for the coastal areas would be cool too.
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PIRATES SUCK DAMNIT
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-20 13:16:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-20 10:15:53 EDT (#)
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bored at work, I really hope that this makes bored at work, da da da da da da, la da dum dat da, da dat da dat da, bored at work, la la la la la tra la bored at work...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-20 08:13:06 EDT (#)
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B@W
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-06-20 03:25:45 EDT (#)
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Building homes and stuff out of big cardboard boxes is the shit.
Submitted by Santa_Claus_ (user info) at 2005-06-20 03:23:28 EDT (#)
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This is all correct. I try to follow Step #1 as much as I can.
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2005-06-20 03:09:26 EDT (#)
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Nayahaha
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-06-19 22:26:37 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-19 21:39:50 EDT (#)
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I think adding in pirates for the coastal areas would be cool too.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-19 19:29:42 EDT (#)
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Did not mean to do that, so used to handing out +2s.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-19 19:21:42 EDT (#)
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Anybody else wanna take over the world?
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-06-19 16:08:21 EDT (#)
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liar
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-06-19 15:58:51 EDT (#)
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I don't think you can resize awesomness like this.
And box forts are where it's at.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-19 15:46:24 EDT (#)
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sausages
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-06-19 13:45:39 EDT (#)
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I really enjoyed this.
Submitted by IronChef (user info) at 2005-06-19 13:16:51 EDT (#)
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+2 for Rise of Nations screenshot. I love that game.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-06-19 11:54:17 EDT (#)
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You failed to mention cyborgs and zombies! I've devised a plan in a previous post. Down with humanity!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66678
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-19 08:34:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-19 06:44:16 EDT (#)
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Allying yourself with the ninjas is a masterstroke! A non ninja world is a pie-in-the-sky ideology, keep your enemy's close - a bodyguard should suffice.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-06-19 05:59:33 EDT (#)
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Strange.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-06-19 05:39:28 EDT (#)
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worked for me
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-06-19 05:06:00 EDT (#)
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seems sound
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-19 04:29:22 EDT (#)
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Derka derka SHAMONE!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-19 04:03:49 EDT (#)
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I'm not wearing my glasses...and it's late. And I'm fucked up. It should've been 'we' throughout, as my cousin and sister were there and were involved in one way or the other.
Although I think I do have multiple personalities...yes...yes we do.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-19 03:59:14 EDT (#)
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awesome!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-19 03:55:34 EDT (#)
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Box forts are where it's at. Outside is best, but it will eventually rain and kill everything.
I built a time machine in my basement out of a box. Then we destroyed it when we tried to make it into a robot. The robot just couldn't go downstairs...with me inside.
I blame myself of course.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-19 03:47:34 EDT (#)
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I can't wait to move into a house and get a new fridge, dryer, dish washer, washing machine...fuck...all the giant boxes! Me and my kids will be playing in our box forts while my wife is inside setting up all the new appliances.
Fuck yeah...
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-06-19 03:34:29 EDT (#)
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If I had a big box, I would make one of those castles, and I mean now.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-19 03:17:43 EDT (#)
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Notice the difference in quality of my paintshop posts when I actually bother to go and do the post on a computer that has a mouse.
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2005-06-19 03:14:48 EDT (#)
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Yes.
Submitted by Mister_Fahrenheit (user info) at 2005-06-19 03:12:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-06-19 03:11:22 EDT (#)
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Wait...wait. I shot the repo man. Can the plan still be salvaged?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-19 02:57:48 EDT (#)
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I call 'dibs' on Bangladesh.
Submitted by bigfish (user info) at 2005-06-19 02:52:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-06-19 02:28:56 (#)
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You forgot to not attack Russia in the winter.
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Step 1: Get my name unbanned
Step 2: Get my hits back
Step 3: Get my ratings back
Step 4: Fire up photoshop and your "unholy" folder and prepare to repeat.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-19 02:50:42 EDT (#)
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No, ETS, you cannot.
That makes it all too realistic with the ultra-violence.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-06-19 02:47:55 EDT (#)
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Yes, but you forgot the substitutes in the recipie!
You can substitute 'compound in Montana or equivalent rural area' for 'cardboard castle'...
...and you can substitute rednecks with guns for the ninjas.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-19 02:44:39 EDT (#)
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Step one: Completed.
on to step two.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-06-19 02:41:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-06-19 02:28:56 (#)
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You forgot to not attack Russia in the winter.
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HAHAHA
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-06-19 02:40:47 EDT (#)
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Your plan...brilliant! You're like some diabolical Bond villain.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-19 02:29:58 EDT (#)
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For those of you who can't be bothered doing ten whole steps, I have many ideas so just wait out for a 9 or 8 step one. Not my fault though if someone else takes over the world first because you wanted to be lazy.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-06-19 02:28:56 EDT (#)
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You forgot to not attack Russia in the winter.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-19 02:27:54 EDT (#)
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I did an awesome one of these a while back, not on Uber but it was hell good.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-19 02:27:40 EDT (#)
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"Heinz, americas favorite ketchup"
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-19 02:26:52 EDT (#)
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Step One: Done.
I'm well on my way to ruling the world.