SPS-Last night I played Edward Fortyhands and now I have no idea who the people are in my bed. (726 hits)
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Submitted by JulsInsane <julsinsane.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-06-19 13:43:28 EDT
Last night I decided that my general lack of a life due to work and a lack of funds due to work left me feeling like I should have a good time. For some reason I decided that a good time would include alcohol. Which is quite the standard reaction.
Long boring story made shorter but no less boring, we decided it would be a fabulous night to play Edward Fortyhands. Those not familiar with this game, you take two 40oz and duct tape them to your hands so you have to finish the beers before you can pee or pretty much do anything. In college I played this game once with a group of girls who were so "hardcore" that they would play this game wearing oversized tee shirts and no pants so they wouldn't have to leave the game to pee. They came up with this plan after actually pissing in the corner of their livingroom in their pants.
So we bought a case of Mickey's Fine Malt Liqour (a beverage that was introduced to me by some Marine friends of mine, a drink that answers many of the questions anyone could ever have about USMC mentality), and a case of COLT 45. Fast forward several hours, loads of people have showed up, and I have no idea if I know them as I have no visual focus on anyone. It is at this point that my night ends, though I am frightened to talk to the roomies about what time my night actually ended.
I woke up next to my bed, fully clothed in a different shirt I had on when I started the night, empty Mickey's bottle still taped to my hand, with a foreign bra layed across me. Next to me in my bed are three girls I have no idea who they are.
Billy Dee is correct...
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-06-26 01:50:32 EDT (#)
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Dave-
This should explain all
http://www.beeradvocate.com/news/stories_read/288
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-06-20 06:51:53 EDT (#)
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What sort af alcohol percentage comes in this "Malt Liquer" (SP?) that you speak of?
Enquiring minds need to know.
-Dave
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-20 06:23:24 EDT (#)
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Awesome! I'm gonna try this right now. And if I don't wake up in the morning with 3 womenz in my bed you're in A LOT OF TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-06-20 01:57:43 EDT (#)
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YOU WOKE UP WITH THREE OTHER WIMMINZ??
OH TEH JELLUSNEZ!
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-06-20 01:44:12 EDT (#)
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No hangover really, chugged some gateraide and went back to sleep.
Woke feeling pretty good, confused as hell about the night before but pretty good.
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-06-20 01:15:29 EDT (#)
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No matter how bad the hangover, that's the sign of a fucking great night.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-19 14:45:43 EDT (#)
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+2 for Mickey's.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-06-19 14:10:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-06-19 14:00:04 (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-19 13:45:59 (#)
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How much is 40oz?
About enough to get me started. Not enough to make me have to pee.
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But it was TWO of them. Yeah didn't dig myself out of that hole at all.
Submitted by Harry_Manback (user info) at 2005-06-19 14:06:37 EDT (#)
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I've always wanted to try that game, but my bladder is the size of a peanut. Then again, I could wear sweatpants...
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-06-19 14:00:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-19 13:45:59 (#)
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How much is 40oz?
About enough to get me started. Not enough to make me have to pee.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-06-19 13:52:36 EDT (#)
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1.82 liters, if I did that right.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-06-19 13:48:23 EDT (#)
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Cindy-
40oz = 2.5 pints
But it was malt liqour the devils brew
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-19 13:45:59 EDT (#)
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How much is 40oz?