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pHU(|<0 7|-|3 (L0\/\/|\| (598 hits)

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Rating: -0.29 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Mister_Devious (View user info) at 2005-06-19 15:23:17 EDT


No message...just a little dream to one day be known as "Fucko the Clown." Showing up for a children's b-day party, no pants, clown nose on the end of my manliness, a 50-gallon drum of lukewarm chicken gravy, a book entitled "101 Animals to Make with Inflated Condoms," and an MP3 player full of backmasked anger metal death rock.

Some dreams will just never come true, I guess.

MrDVS


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Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-06-20 16:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'd invite you to my kid's party. All billy asked for for his birthday, or as we USED to call it, "the day I found you after a 20 hour ether binge", was a wiener show.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-20 15:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

U R ultimate HAXXORZ!!!

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-20 09:49:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

GREAT POST!

Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-06-20 08:23:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

5H4|\/|0|\|3!!

http://www.ubersite.com/m/123

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-20 07:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Sprinkles (user info) at 2005-06-19 15:39:28 (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 for writing the title in 1337

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-06-20 07:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Sprinkles (user info) at 2005-06-19 15:39:28 (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 for writing the title in 1337

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What he said. I'm sure you can figure out what needs to be changed, though.


Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-06-19 16:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey everyone! Look at me, I can say shitty things!

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-06-19 16:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i didn't laugh.




i'm a terrible liar.

Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-06-19 16:04:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this would have been a +2 seems to be the thing to say

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-06-19 15:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


Woulda been a +2 if your mom swallowed lastnight.


Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-06-19 15:42:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 for gravy. Ummm, gravy.

Submitted by Sprinkles (user info) at 2005-06-19 15:39:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 for writing the title in 1337

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-19 15:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

would have been a +2 if it deserved one.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-19 15:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

would have been a +2 if you wrote the title in Engrish.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-19 15:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This would have been +2 if you had included a picture.


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