Fight Back (488 hits)
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Submitted by Caacodaemus <archduke.heman.at.fusemail.com> (View user info) at 2005-06-19 23:00:28 EDT
Fight the Evil!! Fight Myspace!!
There is no more a heinous crime than supporting that evil electronic abberation. I tell you that most truly is myspace the technological equivalent of burning books. Every time someone receives "eprops", each time someone sees that the have "x new friend requests", somehow, somewhere, someone becomes illiterate.
But why you may ask, with your torches and your pitchforks, why you shout as you prepare to make a martyr of my Delphic self?
Because it is ridiculous, filled with naught but hookers and fat people, or future hookers and fat people.
It is because on Myspace people irrevocably hurt the English language. People may have to type to interact, but when their habitual intellectual level is "LMAO ur so funny!!! eprops to u man. LOLOLOLOL", or, as I have actually seen, "tats do funi. u call mi, we chillin 2nite!......DDDRRRUUUUUGS!!!!!!!!"
It is because it is there that the damned internese acronyms dwell, tainting the ability to read of all whom read them. They are the cause of people using "cuz", "u/ur", and "WTF" on the damned AP Euro test.
When an institution such as this exists, we prove Einstein, whom said that it was more evil to see evil and do nothing.
Thus I invite you all to join my crusade to fight this great demon. Boycott Myspace, hack Myspace, DOS their servers or simply spread these truths, and you will have done more good for society than any religion, and humanitarian, any non-profit group. Protect my, nay, protect our language, and fight this bloated horror. Aid me, and banish it to the dark void of nonexistence.
User Reviews
Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2005-08-04 16:12:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Myspace sucks...but I really just don't like you.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-22 02:34:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.myspace.com/rad1101
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-20 01:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
ur post is teh ghey
Submitted by Grownasskid (user info) at 2005-06-20 00:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
resounding indifferece. i dont like the thing either, but it does no harm
Submitted by Homsar (user info) at 2005-06-19 23:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
www.myspace.com/bray17
Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-06-19 23:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Myspace is the internet manifestation of Lucifer's prolasped anus.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68723 <----------I guess this is what you guys call a "linkwhore"
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-06-19 23:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am on the road to recovery from my Myspace addiction after attending several MA meetings.