If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true. (807 hits)
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Submitted by Slovin (View user info) at 2005-06-19 23:51:05 EDT
No, really. I promise.
Enjoy some free eGifts while you consider this.
Want to talk to some people who still believe the Earth is flat? Go here:
http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forums/viewforum.php?f=1 - Flat Earth Society
Don't even try the whole "gravity" argument. They have _pusher particles_ to back up their claims.
For those of you who are peeved at the widespread misuse of the word "ironic," you may wish to use this article as a future reference:
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/06/17/peta.arrests.ap/index.html - PETA employees charged with animal cruelty
These are just damn funny:
http://www.flashnews.com/news/wfn1050617J16462.html - Paris Hilton replace by 300lb man in Burger commercial (a vast improvement I'm sure)
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15610975-13762,00.html - 87-year-old man beats up intruder (hot damn!)
And finally, those of you who saw the 1994 movie "Little Rascals" probably know who Darla is.
Well, she is currently 22, and on MySpace:
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=2912944&Mytoken=20050515214230
I know I said "finally" in the previous paragraph but those of you with gMail may find the following useful.
Gmail Fun Facts
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- Gmail email addresses are not only case-insensitive (JohnDoe = johndoe), but they're also customizable with dots (John.Doe = J.o.h.n.Doe = JohnDoe = johndoe).
- Similar to the above, you can add a plus sign (+) in addition to any word onto your email address (John.Doe+Waffa@gmail, etc)
- Using the above (+) signs and keywords, you can set filters so that emails to different keywords automatically get sorted into specific labels for easy searching later on (labels are much better than folders, you know).
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And you can rest assured that I will not whore myself for votes like so many of the other competitors have done.
Should you be personally offended by this behavior, then screw you, I already have 3 votes and you can't take 'em back. HUZZAH!
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-15 06:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH IT'S ON!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-02 02:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So I guess now my dreams wont come true? http://www.ubersite.com/m/69681#1423007
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-22 11:13:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-06-20 16:03:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-20 11:21:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
If you need to whore out for votes there's a good chance you suck and don't deserve to participate anyway
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Thank you for proving my point.
Despite the fact that you've never read a single one of my posts, or it seems my winning ÜberMadness II entry I submitted as a reference, you assume I suck because I advertise the fact that I'd appreciate votes.
Nevermind the fact that it's become a "big name" popularity contest, you cunt, as evidenced by many of the lists posted thus far, and idiots like you won't read any reference posts anyway to determine who's actually the best but rather who's the best of what you've read.
I will eat you alive
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So why not write a post heralding your writing skills?
Why not link to it in this post?
I don't recognize your name, and took at as just another person trolling for votes so they can post a picture of HALO THER BUTSEXS instead of an entry.
Don't blame me, blame yourself.
I voted only for those I know to be good writers, even if they already had an asterick, because it's a WRITING contest. I have also made it my perrogative to -2DIE everone trolling for votes, or posting lists, or offering to swap votes.
Perhaps I'll go back and read your UMII entry. I stand by my rating though. The post sucks. The trolling sucks. -2 PERIOD
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-06-20 16:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-20 11:21:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
If you need to whore out for votes there's a good chance you suck and don't deserve to participate anyway
_________________________
Thank you for proving my point.
Despite the fact that you've never read a single one of my posts, or it seems my winning ÜberMadness II entry I submitted as a reference, you assume I suck because I advertise the fact that I'd appreciate votes.
Nevermind the fact that it's become a "big name" popularity contest, you cunt, as evidenced by many of the lists posted thus far, and idiots like you won't read any reference posts anyway to determine who's actually the best but rather who's the best of what you've read.
I will eat you alive.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-20 11:21:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you need to whore out for votes there's a good chance you suck and don't deserve to participate anyway
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-06-20 09:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i voted. i want a pony
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-06-20 06:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Napoleon Dynamite sucked.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-06-20 01:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yup
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-06-20 01:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bob you entered UM?
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-06-20 01:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I used that line somewhere earlier today.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-06-20 01:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
steve, you are so dead if you dont vote for bob because bob will kill you with his kidney.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-06-20 00:59:29 EDT (#)
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wait, how do you know how many votes you have?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-06-20 00:24:04 EDT (#)
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My wildest dream was of being eaten by a hairy woman. I'd better not vote for you, cos i sure don't want that to come true.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-20 00:13:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I told everyone I would whore. I already broke one promise by letting another one of my posts get on most heated by camping. I wasn't going to break my promise of whoring, that's for sure.
It would be like promising to enter a hotdog eating contest, only to break that promise and enter a peanut butter contest. That's just not right. Unless it was a hotdog AND peanut butter eating contest, because then you're still eating hotdogs.