An excellent stress release/ Vote for Banga (718 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dumb JobsRating: 1.57 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Banga3386 <tanzia682.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2005-06-20 04:08:03 EDT
Throughout your working day one can get so bothered by the peons that mass homicide seems the only way out. When you'd rather taste your own spleen than deal with another fuckwad customer or one more office jizz bag, do what I do: I call up Mourninglory's office and scream bloody murder into her voice mail.
She was the one who hooked up a number of people with better phone plans and whatnot:http://www.ubersite.com/m/54625
She's a friend of mine and has been allowing me to expel my most vile thoughts to her for months now. We both decided to pass on the release to you. She can't get in trouble for it and many of my customers' lives have been spared because of it.
Her number is 1-800-342-3212, when prompted enter 6312 for her box, her name is Stephanie by the way.
I promise this isn't some bullshit "prank call this asshole" deal, and I'm not sure why she wanted me to post it but here you go.
Enjoy Monday
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Submitted by MouRNIngLoRY (user info) at 2005-06-27 00:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my boss heard it and cracked up.
i said it was some random guy though.
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-06-25 21:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm so glad I didn't get her fired for this.
Rad and Rad's wife (despite his icredible abillity to kick his guests' asses,) are wonderful people.
PS, I spilled cake on the bathroom floor!!!!
Submitted by MouRNIngLoRY (user info) at 2005-06-25 16:30:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i will give you five bucks if you do it to 6317 and 6751.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-25 14:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh don't engourage me.
I'll do it again.
Submitted by MouRNIngLoRY (user info) at 2005-06-25 14:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rad, that was so great. I made everyone listen to it. You rawk so much ass.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-24 23:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/69226
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I just read this post to her voicemail.
I hope she likes it.
Submitted by MouRNIngLoRY (user info) at 2005-06-22 16:55:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHA, you fucking rawk, man.
I actually forgot about this cuz we talked about it like what, a week ago? Now I'm at work and at that "man, I'm so fucking bored I think i'll clean my cube" kind of bored (and I have to pee...) and jumped on uber.
So yes, fellow uberers , call my line, send me love, lines, poetry, sing, scream or leave me jokes! If it's good enough I'll throw it on speaker phone so my colleagues can giggle uproariously, too!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-20 11:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whoring for votes is lame, but I fully intend to call that number. Even zero for bothering to post some substance
-NotBanga-
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-06-20 06:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I look a poop on my phone.
She has to listen to me going for a poop.
I have to bleach my phone.
Or do I?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-20 06:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAR-HAR that power pole farted!
I rang and ask for her box and she told me to fuck off. What gives?
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-20 04:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
siren, you crack me up.
thanks.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-06-20 04:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"when prompted enter 6312 for her box"
Phone ordered box? The wave of the future...