Ex-Catastrophe Baby Horror (475 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.77 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by +The Grifter+ (View user info) at 2005-06-20 18:31:35 EDT
So my EX girlfriend Abby is having a baby.
ANOTHER one.
As IF she didn't have enough stretch marks. As IF her tits weren't sagging down far enough. (And don't even let me get started on the topic of her hole [LESBIAN FISTING]). As IF the world needs another "blind from birth" scare because of the STDs.
I don't even know who the father is this time. If my hunch is correct, he is yet ANOTHER dreg she met in an internet chat room. She called me up a couple of months ago and asked for some money to pay for her prenatal vitamins.
I REFUSED.
I told her I'd pay half towards an abortion, otherwise she should fuck off. Needless to say, she decided to continue her pregnancy. Bitch. She's only about 13 weeks along, so I haven't lost hope yet. You never know... *crosses fingers*
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68999#1398796
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proof you are a fag!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-21 03:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you are still in love with her.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-06-21 01:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Geeze guy. Why do you care that she's pregnant? Also, going on about her STDs isn't smart because you slept with her and thus exposed yourself. Have you been tested?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-06-21 01:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
one: the syntax of the title is fucked.
two: obviously you still want the girl so congrats on spending the rest of your life with a whore.
heres a tip: when you fuck her, get her to circle your cock with her fingers as you thrust in and out so you actually feel something.
Submitted by Mentor (user info) at 2005-06-21 01:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't give this a negative rating simply because I'm anti-abortion, but pro-killing babies.
(Direct steal from tshirthell.com)
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-21 00:32:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"aaallll riiiight!"
Submitted by yermom (user info) at 2005-06-20 20:30:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've seen better writing from the special olympics 'B' team.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-20 20:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
salute
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-20 19:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's hoping you are a terrific FICTIONAL writer...
Submitted by Katti_lynn (user info) at 2005-06-20 19:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Does writing something like this make you feel like a 'big man'????
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-20 19:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a prince.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-20 19:08:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Keyword: EX
Submitted by Vix (user info) at 2005-06-20 19:06:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Accidently" kick her down the stairs....
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-06-20 19:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You can blow the emergency tanks all you want.
Nothing's gonna stop this post from going straight to the bottom.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-20 18:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-20 18:41:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
why are you so emotionally involved in this?
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Motherfucker do you ever go to bed??
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-06-20 18:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not one to break a lucky streak like this.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-20 18:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I despise you.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-20 18:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
why are you so emotionally involved in this?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-20 18:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-06-20 18:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If the baby's blind, you can rape it that much easier.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-20 18:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck.
Which isn't to say I'm pro-life.
Just anti-you.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-06-20 18:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This sucked on so many levels, kind of like your Ex in a hotel.