a fricken happy post (552 hits)
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Submitted by checkyourmail (View user info) at 2005-06-20 22:46:20 EDT
Time for a happy post.
This is a very happy post, a post about happiness. A happy post about a happy river of happy happiness.
This post will in no way be depressing or sad and will NOT talk about anything the sucks/blows/causes profane words/does not put a smile on the faces of everyone who reads it.
Today I will post nothing complaining about my life, my future, or whatever makes me sad.
Today I will not try to make you think. I will not try to make you dream. I will not try to mess with your head.
Cute little happy bunnies cannot even begin to think about maybe reaching out and perhaps trying to give touching this happy post a shot. Cute little happy bunnies are happy, but not as happy as my happy little essay.
What I write is the very epitome of happiness and can never be touched even if the cute little happy bunnies were carrying happy candy in a happy land far far away covered in a happily thick layer of happiness. Happiness is happily everywhere; in every happy word, in every happy pixel, in every piece of happy fairy dust I happily sprinkled around me as happily I typed about happy things that are happy.
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User Reviews
Submitted by Gdoub (user info) at 2005-07-24 12:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't see anything happy about that
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-06-26 20:37:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
2 things. I've seen better, and buy a bigger moniter, mang.
Submitted by Mentor (user info) at 2005-06-21 01:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If ignorance is bliss, and bliss is enlightenment, then ignorance is the path to enlightenment.
I'll be ignorantly happy for now. :)
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-21 00:50:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by BigBad-2Train (user info) at 2005-06-21 00:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU
ARE
GAY
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2005-06-21 00:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-06-20 23:32:05 (#)
Ranking: 1
why'd "slovin" -2 all your other posts?
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Who cares? Just rate this one. It's freaking hilarious.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-06-20 23:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
why'd "slovin" -2 all your other posts?
Submitted by AndraSidan (user info) at 2005-06-20 23:14:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah the sarcasm. There is nothing happy about that post, and I LOVE it.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-06-20 23:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I cried, I puked, I fucked a light socket.
Not necessarily in that order.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-20 23:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scrumdown (user info) at 2005-06-20 22:57:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, I don't really know if this makes me happy or not, but I just read on the good ole' internet that seal hunting is alive and well, even state sponsored, in Canada. Matter of fact they just uped the level of dead seal numbers. They are reporting 30,000 more kills this year than last, roughly 10% more. And about 95% of those slain are between 12 days and 12 months old. As I read this, being of a hunter mindset, I wondered what they use to hunt seals. Surley they are restricted to bolt action rifles in the 30-06 caliber range. Well, as I read on, I was amused to learn that the younger seals still fall victim to "hakapiks," a large icepick like tool. They still club them! Thats crazy! Maybe there is someting in Canada for everyone. Even me!!
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Every dead seal saves 1000 fish though? Maybe?
I don't know much about the ol' seal clubbin' business, because I'm so happy happy happy.
Or ignorant... but that's basically the same thing.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-20 23:01:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The emoticon to cap it was perfect.
Submitted by scrumdown (user info) at 2005-06-20 22:57:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, I don't really know if this makes me happy or not, but I just read on the good ole' internet that seal hunting is alive and well, even state sponsored, in Canada. Matter of fact they just uped the level of dead seal numbers. They are reporting 30,000 more kills this year than last, roughly 10% more. And about 95% of those slain are between 12 days and 12 months old. As I read this, being of a hunter mindset, I wondered what they use to hunt seals. Surley they are restricted to bolt action rifles in the 30-06 caliber range. Well, as I read on, I was amused to learn that the younger seals still fall victim to "hakapiks," a large icepick like tool. They still club them! Thats crazy! Maybe there is someting in Canada for everyone. Even me!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-20 22:56:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmmm....needs more cowbell
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-20 22:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
since your trying to be positive, i will not give this a - rating.
but in the meantime................
fuck off and die!!!
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2005-06-20 22:48:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
=) This is funny...