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Fable or Fait Accompli? (318 hits)

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Submitted by +The Grifter+ (View user info) at 2005-06-21 05:51:59 EDT

Oh yeah. My "ex". Now that is one disgusting bitch. No offense to fat women the world over, but once you've achieved morbid obesity... ahem: Don't call the ex-boyfriend back.

Now let's see! What sort of nonsense have I perpetrated since we last spoke:

1. Out with the twat, in with the cock

2. Taco Bell Love Match:

[Excerpt from diary]
Today I went and ordered some sour cream enchiladas at Taco Bell, and upon my ordering

LO AND BEHOLD

I noticed that yet another tender young woman had fallen for the swashbuckling ways of
+The Grifter+.

Was it the way my hair dangled to-and-fro as I commanded her to upgrade my soft drink capacity to extra large? Or was it the way I selected the extra long straw and (after removing the paper wrapper with my teeth) penetrated the plastic lid in one swift, smooth gesture? I do not know. I do not care.

All I do know is: I spotted that telltale gleam in her eye that meant:

DO ME.

Since yesterday I have been masturbating furiously. Well, more furiously than usual anyway. Believe you me: Grandma is VERY upset.
[/entry]

3. On second thought: Out with the cock (for now)

4. Seducing my boss

5. Hot 2 Trot Grandma

Oh and uh... wouldn't you just know it! My grandfather snooped my computer and found this website. He recognized my photo and panicked. Then, when Abby first called and got him on the phone, he gave her the URL. So there is now a fat psychotic dumb bitch leaving comments anonymously on my entries.

ANYWAY!

My newfound appreciation for cock has been wrought with unforeseen trials, as well as delectable delights beyond my admittedly perverse imagination. As my current living arrangements limit my mobility and expression (living with Grams and Gramps & no ride), I have become quite creative my lil sanctum. Well, again I exaggerate, because my grandmother frequently interrupts my masturbation marathons. But one day...one day soon...I hope to have the privacy I so richly deserve--.

Basically what I do day in and day out is chat online (I have AIM, Yahoo! Chat and MSN messenger running simultaneously) with random fuckers while I jack my cock to its creamy conclusion. Once upon a time I used to wipe up the mess with my sheets, or with Grandma's towels. Sometimes I even squirted a nice little puddle on the floor in the corner, which I would leave to dry. Of course I would feel a sick sense of satisfaction as I watched the cum puddle change over a period of days and I felt especially delighted when my grandmother would ask "What's that?" with a noticeable scowl on that sweet face of hers.

Well those days are over.

I have a NEW routine and it consists of the following:

1 glass of chocolate milk
1 hot DOMINANCE MAN via the internet
1 bicycle inner tube
1 dollop of KY Jelly

First I open the chat program and find a suitably dominant gay male who can tell me exactly how to be a pig. Then I __________________

...To be continued...

User Reviews

Submitted by Vix (user info) at 2005-06-21 12:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I am not sure I understand what I just spent my precious time reading?
I want my 2 minuites back....I WANT MY 2 MINUITES BACK!!!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-21 12:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

wtf im not reading all that

Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-06-21 06:30:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Fable or fait?

Fable + Fait = Fabit

I think...