BDSM on a Budget (1607 hits)
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Rating: 1.96 on 62 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Circe <fickle.muse.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-06-21 09:38:05 EDT
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-04 07:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my nipples are sore.
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2005-06-30 06:00:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"You are a saucy flirt."
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-06-30 05:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gold
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-06-25 00:46:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are so naughty, it makes my balls shrivel in pain like the good old days of two days ago.
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-21 23:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This would be B@Worthy if it weren't so deliciously naughty.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-06-21 22:49:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gasp
HAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
ooooh.. ouch, my side hurts... but SO good!
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-21 09:45:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Bend Down, Start Mopping.
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-06-21 09:44:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
what does BDSM stand for?
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-06-21 22:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I bet the research for this post was not entirely unpleasant.
Submitted by Harmless (user info) at 2005-06-21 22:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliance.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-06-21 22:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe, you vile bitch. I choked on my drink when I read the Hefty bags and hairdryer bit. I couldn't breathe for about a minute.
Incidentally, for an even cheaper alternative to a TENS unit, you can just stick some copper wire into an electrical outlet. That's what I always do.
Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2005-06-21 19:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-21 19:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ser-sea has a mormon tied up in her bath.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:21:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
scary
Submitted by indigogecko (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry! that was meant to be a +2!
Submitted by indigogecko (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Never gone beyond blindfolding and restraint - been on both sides of that too. though. Of course it's all been on student budget.. I just happened to have a very gothy boyfirnd at the time who owned a pair of (metal) cuffs and a few lengths of hefty chain.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-21 17:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll +2 this because you rock Circe, and it was well put together, but this subject I have NO interest in whatsoever.
Let me put it this way: If you've ever had handcuffs placed on you for their intended purpose, it really puts a damper on things for future use.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-06-21 17:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it legal for you to have multiple husbands?
I would like an application, if so.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-21 17:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Blimey Circe!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-06-21 16:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot clothes pins as nipple clamp substitutes.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-06-21 16:04:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DEAR GOD WOMAN,....you just saved me some cash.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-06-21 16:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I printed a copy of this and slipped it under my bosses office door.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-06-21 13:54:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you for that public service announcement. Not sure whether I can locate the Home Depot on my own yet, but hell, it's gotta be worth the try, right?
I promise I won't sue if I fry my husband.
Submitted by FWFIV (user info) at 2005-06-21 13:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny as hell, but suprisingly informative. It sounds as if you've put quite a bit of though into this
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-21 13:10:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You need a spanking
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-06-21 13:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God, that's so fucking hot.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-21 12:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mike - For less than ten bucks, I'll show you.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-21 12:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I need to go buy some rubber bands now.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-06-21 12:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not into BDSM, but for less than ten bucks I might be.
Submitted by vodka7tall (user info) at 2005-06-21 12:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My, aren't you a dirty little whore?
I admire you.
Submitted by Captain_Cool (user info) at 2005-06-21 11:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fun-ny
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-06-21 11:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to watch Secretary again.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-06-21 11:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my...
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-06-21 11:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Jeremy:
I can't make you a woman like Circe, married or not. I promised Satan that there would only be one.
Love,
God
P.S.- world peace is overrated. God likes drama. And I can't kill Ashlee Simpson. She's an integral part of those "mysterious ways" that everybody keeps talking about.
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Damnit!
That response is just like my love life - denied.
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and...
"Why do you want to be a woman?
*blink blink*"
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It's been a lifelong dream of mine, but sadly, I haven't got a womb.
or boobs...
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-06-21 11:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i love you, circe
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-21 10:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-06-21 10:20:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear God:
Make me a woman like Mrs. Circe here, only a lot less married.
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Why do you want to be a woman?
*blink blink*
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-06-21 10:53:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-06-21 10:20:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear God:
Make me a woman like Mrs. Circe here, only a lot less married.
Thanks,
Jeremy
P.S. Throw in a little world peace and/or kill Ashlee Simpson if you have the time.
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Dear Jeremy:
I can't make you a woman like Circe, married or not. I promised Satan that there would only be one.
Love,
God
P.S.- world peace is overrated. God likes drama. And I can't kill Ashlee Simpson. She's an integral part of those "mysterious ways" that everybody keeps talking about.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-06-21 10:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-06-21 10:39:25 (#)
"If ordinary citizens can be sued for genital electrocutions,
then the terrorists have already won!"
Coyote, that was so beautiful, I cried emo tears.
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It's funny, because it's true.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-06-21 10:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What happened to rape?
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-06-21 10:40:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-06-21 10:27:19 (#)
isn't there a guy in one of the darwin awards or something who tried the battery thing?
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I don't know, but I saw my high school physics teacher put her tongue
to the terminals of a 99-volt battery to see if it still had any charge left
(In my defense, it was almost 20 years old when I fished it out of the basement).
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-06-21 10:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"If ordinary citizens can be sued for genital electrocutions,
then the terrorists have already won!"
Coyote, that was so beautiful, I cried emo tears.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-06-21 10:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
isn't there a guy in one of the darwin awards or something who tried the battery thing?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-21 10:21:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, and?
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-06-21 10:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-21 10:17:02 (#)
Coyote - yeah, because what I really need is to be sued by some bored housewife who took the car battery thing seriously and fried her husband.
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If ordinary citizens can be sued for genital electrocutions,
then the terrorists have already won!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-21 10:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow...so much gear
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-06-21 10:20:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear God:
Make me a woman like Mrs. Circe here, only a lot less married.
Thanks,
Jeremy
P.S. Throw in a little world peace and/or kill Ashlee Simpson if you have the time.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-21 10:17:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy - It's "Bind", darlin'. "Bind and gag you."
Coyote - yeah, because what I really need is to be sued by some bored housewife who took the car battery thing seriously and fried her husband.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-06-21 10:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
www.bdsm4less.com could not be found. Please check the name and try again.
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This could be a good business opportunity...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-21 10:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You want Shlongy to bound you and gag you...don't you?
It's OK to admit it.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-21 10:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm Kim's netball playing friend, Apollo.
Bondage & Discipline, Sado-Masochism. With Dominant/submissive, slave/Master in there too. It's a stupid little phrase, really.
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2005-06-21 10:05:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whipper of all ass (+2)
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-06-21 10:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-21 09:45:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Bend Down, Start Mopping. """
answer the question first then I'll clean your hovel.
Are you more like Cath or Kim?
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-06-21 09:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Time for me to make a trip to the hardware store.
What?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-06-21 09:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You see, there are some crybabies out there -- religious types mostly
-- who might be offended. If you are one of them, I advise you to
turn off your set now. C'mon, I dare you. Bock-bock-bock-bock-bock!
Chicken!
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror III
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-21 09:51:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Coyote - Hahahahahahhaha. They do it to fool the women into saying "Oh, that looks like fun", because nothing that shade of purple could actually hurt.
You'd think.
Women are wrong a lot of the time.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-21 09:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you know what an elephant whip is?
Yea I had a girl split my back open (about 3 inches) with one of those. I broke up with her later that week, because that was the first time she told me she was into that kind of thing, and the prospect of it elevating wasn't very pleasing. She was hot, so some guy out there is probably enjoying having a hot woman stomping on his nut sack while throwing bricks at his face.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-21 09:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yous a freak
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-06-21 09:49:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why do they make the floggers in that shade of purple?
It looks like it goes with a "My Pretty Pony" playset...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-21 09:49:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK, I'm only a little turned on...
Only a little...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-06-21 09:46:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well. That gave me a woody.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-21 09:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bend Down, Start Mopping.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-06-21 09:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what does BDSM stand for?
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-06-21 09:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It kind of scares me how well you seem to know most of the equipment here.