UberPoll: Assasinate Bush? (1745 hits)
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Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (View user info) at 2005-06-21 18:04:07 EDT
George Bush--you can take my Republican card and slit your fucking wrists with it you jerk.
The fact that he's a complete moron should have been my cue NOT to vote for that fucker the second time round. What can I say? My family are devout Christians.
EXPERIENCE AND EDUCATION
Law Enforcement:
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pleaded guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
I smoked crack with a bunch of niggers and then got fucked up the ass with a goose.
Military:
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
College:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.
With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.
I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.
With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.
I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.
I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market.
In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every
month.
I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history.
My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by a U.S. President.
I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
One of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.
My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.
I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.
I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in U.S. history.
I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.
I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.
I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.
I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.
I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community. I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and
support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in wartime.
In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.
I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.
I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.
I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.
During the Iraq War and Occupation thousands of American troops were injured and killed. I did not have the time to attend any of the funerals for our fallen soldiers but I did have the time to attend more than 43 fundraising events of the Republican party.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
User Reviews
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-06-24 10:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck bush.
Eat bush.
Finger bush.
Don't kill bush.
Kill you.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-06-23 21:40:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you shit face
assasinate this motherfucker
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-06-23 17:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wonder if any black helicopters are following you home now?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-23 02:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-22 12:13:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-22 07:59:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Spook.
He had a 76 when he graduated.
Your buddy only had a 75.
hahahahahahahaha
I was laughing because he was a cheeleader
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you got me there.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-06-23 02:12:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I agree with what alragusa said 100%.
Another comment: I doubt you are a card carrying republican with those comments you've made. I believe you are a liar by saying so, and this makes the rest of your post worthless right from the beginning.
Submitted by Revolutionman (user info) at 2005-06-23 01:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah.... so what can you say you've done with your life other then write(possibly copy) this list?
Yeah thats what I though.
Hes got a couple up on you either way
Submitted by TragicKingdom (user info) at 2005-06-22 18:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That guy certainly is a retarded asshole.
Submitted by B-Nizzo (user info) at 2005-06-22 16:11:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So I took a smoke break during work, and I was standing out there, minding my own business, when this guy who looks just like Bob Saget comes up to the offices fake, rented plant and starts watering it. As I approached him, he got a really nervous look on his face and bolted for the water fountain before I could ask him if he really was Bob Saget. He swam through the fountain, got out, then ran off screaming about the cartoon man on the Pringles can threatening his friends. I knew it wasn't Bob Saget, because Bob Saget doesn't strike me as the type of person who has friends.
Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2005-06-22 15:05:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Had to -2 this because (1) you're and idiot and (2) while dissent is fine, make sure it makes sense.
I didn't here people wanting to kill Clinton because he smoked crack and raped women and lied under oath. He was terrible but people loved him. It just goes to show that most people know squat about politics. Bush had an OK first term but his second has been a disaster.
Close the border, God dammit.
Oh, Canada and England suck. Look at all the corruption and still no one would dare fuck with us!
Submitted by android (user info) at 2005-06-22 14:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Michael Moore is a hack and I'm glad to see his 15 minutes are finally up
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-22 14:16:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahah cheerleader!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:05:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
leave Barney out of this
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-22 12:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-22 07:59:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Spook.
He had a 76 when he graduated.
Your buddy only had a 75.
hahahahahahahaha
I was laughing because he was a cheeleader
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2005-06-22 11:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I smell plagiarism. You can't pass this off as original work - just cite where you got it from.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-22 08:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
because royals are better people than the rest of us.
sheep.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-06-22 08:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i hate the guy. i was in france watching him meet queen paola of belgium for a memorial; d-day i think. he slapped the poor woman on the shoulder as if he'd been her drinking buddy since college. none of the normal shake of hands, oh no. slapped one of the european royals on the shoulder. she kept glaring at him all through the ceremony.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-22 07:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Spook.
He had a 76 when he graduated.
Your buddy only had a 75.
hahahahahahahaha
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-22 07:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
College:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.
hahahahahahahahha
ahahhahah
That one always makes me laugh. What an idiot.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-06-22 07:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-06-22 07:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I could tell you just how big an idiot you are, but I would crash the server.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-22 07:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't the Men in Black kick down somebody's door and drag them into the street for saying that same thing a year or so ago on here?
Submitted by CockOTheNorth (user info) at 2005-06-22 07:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kill the cunt. Better men than him have died for less reason.
Submitted by Airstream (user info) at 2005-06-22 06:33:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Way to Michael Moore the fuck out of this joint. I didn't read all of it, or even most of it, or even more than the the first sentence of every "paragraph".
Yeah. Michael Moore is FAT. And +The Grifter+ is anti o-be-si-ty.
Only fat people would try to emulate other fat people.
Submitted by youarewrong (user info) at 2005-06-22 06:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Bush is the best thing to happen to America since Pearl Harbour, how could you suggest such a thing to your commander and thief
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2005-06-22 05:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-06-22 00:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This is the wrong format for a resume.
Submitted by tlozoot (user info) at 2005-06-22 00:20:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't make the man a martyr.
Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2005-06-22 00:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I smoked crack with a bunch of niggers and then got fucked up the ass with a goose.
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Dude, leave Goose out of it. This has nothing to do with Top Gun.
Wait...what?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-21 22:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You voted for him? But now you want him to be assassinated since you've stopped "practising" Christianity?
Christ, you're a dumbass.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-21 21:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You forgot one:
My two daughters are actually octoroons.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-06-21 21:35:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
While I do hate Bush, I got the same email you did with all this info.
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-06-21 21:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Asshole.....go hug a tree
Submitted by ProgramGeek (user info) at 2005-06-21 21:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude, that's deep.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-06-21 21:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was awesome.
Submitted by TheEvilleprechaun (user info) at 2005-06-21 21:18:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so much anger...but I agree
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-06-21 21:10:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
awesome second post.
Submitted by Caacodaemus (user info) at 2005-06-21 20:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome to the club man.
Bush is the greatest paragon of jackassery in the history of the damn nation, And the biggest crook ever elected. He made Nixon look like a damn boy scout,
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-21 20:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for the info if it's true. Where are the sources?
Submitted by android (user info) at 2005-06-21 20:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man, I am an American and I'm embarrassed by you. Just shut up
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-06-21 20:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lame.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-21 20:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
One more review - I just noticed:
You spelt assassination wrong.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-06-21 19:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-21 19:52:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-06-21 19:45:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-21 19:32:42 (#)
Ranking: -1
now the fucking spooks (Brazilian pack mules)
are going to be crawling on MY favorite site.
.............................
I thought the same thing.
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Fo' Sho'
_______
word.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-21 19:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-06-21 19:45:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-21 19:32:42 (#)
Ranking: -1
now the fucking spooks (nigs)
are going to be crawling on MY favorite site.
.............................
I thought the same thing.
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Fo' Sho'
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-06-21 19:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"I said--I'm a REAL American, not some tree hugging hippy like you."
auto -2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-06-21 19:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-21 19:32:42 (#)
Ranking: -1
now the fucking spooks (feds)
are going to be crawling on MY favorite site.
.............................
I thought the same thing.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-21 19:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
you can't post shit like that here.
now the fucking spooks (feds)
are going to be crawling on MY favorite site.
fuck you dueche.
btw, i support our president alot, what you
said is wrong and lies...
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-21 19:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't think people who vote based on their family's religon should be making political statements/actions. If you voted for Bush, and now hate him, who knows you wont regret killing him in a few months? Your family might because pasifists!
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Submitted by JML (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:05:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
George Bush--you can take my Republican card and slit your fucking wrists with it you jerk.
The fact that he's a complete moron should have been my cue NOT to vote for that fucker the second time round. What can I say? My family are devout Christians
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good to know christians are now advocating suicide and assasination.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-21 19:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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moonbluenarcotic signed off at 4:18:43 PM.
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Submitted by android (user info) at 2005-06-21 19:24:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"like....ripping bush was so last week"
dude, no one really cares
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-21 19:18:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
dipshit
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-21 19:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was born in Dallas Texas and now reside in Michigan, twat-waffle.
As for a great (read: large) military...
So what? What's the benefit of that? The world hates a military might; this has been the way through all of history.
And, all Army's, great or small, eventually fall. It's a matter of fact, a matter of history, and a matter of time.
You'd just better hope the Chinese think our women are pretty and our landscapes lovely.
Dumbass.
I'm outta here too. You're too stupid to waste anymore of my life on.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-06-21 19:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oooh...post 70,000 is coming up. I wonder who will create that fucker.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-06-21 19:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bush rules. Step off.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/69007
Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (user info) at 2005-06-21 19:06:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And the fact remains that you two are jealous of where I live and the military greatness we posess.
I mean, the UK is like a dildo in a fat Mexicans ass.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-21 19:06:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
not only are your arguments weak, but your pathetic attempts at insults are worse.
bah, i tire of this. i will take my arrogance elsewhere.
Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (user info) at 2005-06-21 19:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you should get yourself a brain pokeypeeker.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-21 19:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-21 19:01:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
mouth-breathing oxygen-stealing distended wankstain on the face of this green and here-to-fore pleasant earth. i hope you die in a faintly ridiculous car accident involoving a "support the troops" bumper sticker and a herd of sheep.
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My sushi/dead raw fish flew out of my mouth reading this.
Zak, for that alone I welcome your -2's for the rest of my life.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-21 19:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
undead sheep with explosive diarrhea, might i add.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-21 19:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
mouth-breathing oxygen-stealing distended wankstain on the face of this green and here-to-fore pleasant earth. i hope you die in a faintly ridiculous car accident involoving a "support the troops" bumper sticker and a herd of sheep.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-21 19:00:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I accidentally forgot to give this a -2 earlier. Damn.
Please, rest assured, I in no way meant to increase your rating on this post.
Your arguments are beyond idiotic. My educated guess is that you're aged 19 to 21, have always followed your parents lead (thus the whole Christian/Republican vote) and have just discovered Ubersite and thought you'd create what you believe to be a Pro-American, witty, and patriotic post.
You're just making an ass out of yourself.
Christ. It's no wonder the world has fallen out of love of the Idea of America. I myself wish I didn't have so many ties here. I would hightail my ass to Switzerland in about 30 seconds flat.
Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:59:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The real truth zakwle is that you're just another jealous prick that secretly wants to live in the greatest country in the world and smile without wondering if your teeth will fall out.
Jerk face.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bob, i think you and i should concentrate not on WW2, but on the core message of this post.
which, for the unobservant reader, was: the author is a fucking plagiarising idiot.
Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well you and the rest of the world is welcome for us winning it for you.
Omaha beach you jerk. And look at how we diced and sliced the Japs!
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:50:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
The only reason you're well liked is because the rest of the world knows you don't put up a fight--and thanks for your help with Iraq, that was really nice of our closest ally to take off on us, eh?
Silly canadians and their paper hats.
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Why in the fuck would we have helped you with Iraq, we have oil, we dont need to invade another country to get it.
If we are going to talk about helping in wars, thanks for being the last one to the party in WW2.
Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's simple math you twat, there's no more resources left.
It's just a matter of time before you get a French tickler.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
facts are this persons enemy, for they are the pathway to TRUTH, or as close to an approximation of it as we can find.
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:52:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Like I said on the other 18 posts today....he'll either shoot himself in the foot or lead us to armegeddon.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:48:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Still, the UK is a country on the death spiral, no jobs, no opportunities, no land, no economy--the only thing that'll save you p[oor bastards is joining the the EU and taking it in the butt from the French!
Now there's a population for you!
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SO are you just making these stats up or can you catually back them up with some facts?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
all you are revealing here is your ignorance. Britain has one of the strongest EU economies, unemployment has fallen for years (<1 million for some years now), population is growing, many jobs (at least in my area - there are regional differences)
and we joined the EU over 25 years ago, dipshit.
Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The only reason you're well liked is because the rest of the world knows you don't put up a fight--and thanks for your help with Iraq, that was really nice of our closest ally to take off on us, eh?
Silly canadians and their paper hats.
Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Still, the UK is a country on the death spiral, no jobs, no opportunities, no land, no economy--the only thing that'll save you p[oor bastards is joining the the EU and taking it in the butt from the French!
Now there's a population for you!
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:39:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
You're Canadian?
Enough said.
<insert the booming echo of laughter at your army, or is that lack of army?>
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Good call, insult my countrys lack of need for protection because we are so well liked. Hey, if you have a big brother who had a black belt, why do you need to get one too? Plus if you are going to laugh at anything laugh at our navy, it is even weaker than our army, so fuck you.
Man, I live in the best country in the world and if you think that, because some inbred peice of shit insults my country because he cant come up with a witty comeback to his oh so shitty post that is currently being flamed by a bunch of people, I will lose sleep or somehow change my opinion you are even more ignorant that I had originally anticipated.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and i'm not overweight! you are really striking out with this one.
you're going to have to fall back on accusations of bestiality and/or incest here, or you might actually have to respond to my arguments!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah, well i was part of the 78% of the electorate that didn't vote Labour this time round.
and i don't live in england.
AND we have been enjoying a heat wave lately. i actually have the beginnings of a tan, which is a rarity, to say the least.
Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and zaklwe, America might be in a tough spot right now but it's still hands over feet a better place to live than 'sunny old england' you fat goof.
Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:41:50 EDT (#)
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No, you come from a hasbeen country that couldn't make a descion unless George Bush was balls deep in your mom you stupid asshole.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:41:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:38:29 (#)
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Like I said earlier, I'm a former Republican--but to hand the country over to the democrats...that would be suicide.
Also--I'm not sure how I feel about the war in Iraq, if it's ensuring our freedom here then it's good and all those soldiers that get dead are doing their duty.
That's about all i have on the issue.
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Well, at least you have firm and steadfast views. Fucking moron.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:40:05 EDT (#)
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what a brilliant counterargument! i come from a small country with a reputation for poor dental healthcare.
i must be wrong!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:39:40 EDT (#)
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It's no problem zak. Just, you know. Rate the post, not the poster. And I'll try to keep the self-pity to a minimum.
And we can hate the guy who posted this together!
--spreading the love since 1968--
Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:39:36 EDT (#)
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You're Canadian?
Enough said.
<insert the booming echo of laughter at your army, or is that lack of army?>
Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:38:29 EDT (#)
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Like I said earlier, I'm a former Republican--but to hand the country over to the democrats...that would be suicide.
Also--I'm not sure how I feel about the war in Iraq, if it's ensuring our freedom here then it's good and all those soldiers that get dead are doing their duty.
That's about all i have on the issue.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:31:55 (#)
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I don't know who you are zakalwe but I'm pretty sure you're a failure in life.
That and you come from the UK--which makes sense.
Your entire country fits into my state three times, and you all have shit teeth.
That's a nice life you got over there.
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If we are whipping it out and seeing whos is bigger you better bow the fuck down to Canada BITCH. You are an ignorant, redneck, hill billy peice of white trash who has no idea what the fuck goes on in the rest of the world and you dont have free healthcare mother fucker.
HA, see, I can sound like a stupid ignorant pig headed American too. FUCK, I cant stand people like you, I have actually met Americans on this site who are halfway decent human beings not complete and utter fuckwits like yourself. Go post on some fucking hillbilly site about how much you want to kill the person that more than half of your country elected, and get the fuck out of here, you are wasting bandwidth.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:36:53 EDT (#)
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No
Submitted by Butler (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:36:40 EDT (#)
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+2 for the Bush bashing. And yes I'm a liberal, so if you call me one, I won't be offended. It's much better than being a neo conservative and having the blood of our soldiers and the Iraqi citizens on my hands. Or is that oil?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:36:17 EDT (#)
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sorry about your wife, i didn't know. rest assured i do not mean to get too personal with these attacks, i just enjoy flinging the hate at strangers. it's a character fault of mine.
Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:35:59 EDT (#)
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Ayn Rand was a self centered cunt.
And her books are shitty.
Wanna a real good read?
Try the Bible.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:34:13 EDT (#)
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Rand would've voted Democrat.
Submitted by MisterDevious (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:33:48 EDT (#)
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I agree with the assassination idea, but look who that would leave in charge. And the guy after that. And the guy after that. Face it, we need to unleash Brand X Black Plague 2005 in the DC area so the 1,582nd guy in line gets to be president. I think his name is Simon.
Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:31:55 EDT (#)
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I don't know who you are zakalwe but I'm pretty sure you're a failure in life.
That and you come from the UK--which makes sense.
Your entire country fits into my state three times, and you all have shit teeth.
That's a nice life you got over there.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:31:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:26:34 (#)
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ebolamay, i give all your posts -2's because you're a sad sack double divorcee who spends each and every post complaining about how your life went wrong and you haven't had sex for so long.
the fact that you somehow broke your original account single handed, then came back under the idiotic user name pokeypecker(small dick)/that is my stapler(wtf?), and then wrote a post begging Bart to ban you just confirmed that you are an idiot.
of course, i'm a dick. that would explain it too.
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Ah, I suppose that's what I get for posting under the influence.
However, I am not a double divorcee, fuckwit. My first wife died of natural causes.
But I won't speak of it again, as you're correct, it's boring.
As for being nearly 40 and hanging out here; I'm a co-partner in an internet buisness, so I'm on-line all day every day anyway. It's kind of addicting, as I'm sure you're well aware.
And yes, PokeyPecker is a horrific name. As I said, I was drunk!!!!
Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:30:28 EDT (#)
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I'm not 40.
Pokeypeeker, like I said--I'm a REAL American, not some tree hugging hippy like you.
Now go have that heartattack and choke on some semen you shithead.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:29:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:26:44 (#)
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Why all the -2's? Can't we discuss this issue like pre-pubescent adolscents?
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i'm just going with level of political discourse you established with your infantile, poorly thought out and poorly executed post.
you fucking idiot.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:28:15 EDT (#)
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i mean, you're almost 40, and you spend all your time fraternising with internet losers in their early 20's. don't you have better things to do, like die of old age?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How can you make a statement like this:
"Well, I can see your point but I'm a real American, I own a gun, and I'm all for completely shutting down the border to those grubby Mexicans."
and then turn around and make one like this:
"I can see this is a pretty educated website--"
But my bad. I should have said "Asshole."
Besides, fuckface. YOU voted for him. Not me.
Dipshit.
Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:26:44 EDT (#)
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Why all the -2's? Can't we discuss this issue like pre-pubescent adolscents?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ebolamay, i give all your posts -2's because you're a sad sack double divorcee who spends each and every post complaining about how your life went wrong and you haven't had sex for so long.
the fact that you somehow broke your original account single handed, then came back under the idiotic user name pokeypecker(small dick)/that is my stapler(wtf?), and then wrote a post begging Bart to ban you just confirmed that you are an idiot.
of course, i'm a dick. that would explain it too.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:26:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you, I saw this fucking ghey forward when Bush first got into power, 5 FUCKING YEARS AGO.
You should fuck off and try to type something original or at least "Ctrl c Ctrl v" something newer
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:25:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
assassination?
sure, why not.
btw, someone should record his last dying screams of agony, as i would really enjoy adding them to my ipod.
Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:25:04 EDT (#)
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Asshat?
I can see this is a pretty educated website--
Or, you're all Christians.
Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:24:11 EDT (#)
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Let me add to this discussion--
This is why he should be shot.
http://www.census.gov/hhes/www/poverty/poverty.html
Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:22:30 EDT (#)
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Well, I can see your point but I'm a real American, I own a gun, and I'm all for completely shutting down the border to those grubby Mexicans. But what do you do when a terrorist is the president? Let him continue?
Sure--he's an affable guy, but he's also more dangerous than a hooker with aids.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:21:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:14:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
anyone who has read some of my posts knows I hate Bush, but killing the man will solve nothing. seriously, nothing. in fact I read an article just a few days ago which outlined just why an assassination would ensure Republican dominance for the foreseeable future. it may even have been on this site.
plus, i am fairly sure you plagiarised most of this post. and on top of that, i believe you are an idiot.
good day
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I'm from Texas. I fucking HATE Bush. I think he's quite possibly the worst president this country has ever had.
I don't much like zakalwe. He auto -2's almost anything I do, for reasons unknown to me. He's an arrogant, smug, snot-nosed kid. At his wise old age of 20, he's jumped on the European Anti-American bandwagon.
However.....
He's got you here, asshat.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:20:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:14:36 (#)
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anyone who has read some of my posts knows I hate Bush, but killing the man will solve nothing. seriously, nothing.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:20:03 EDT (#)
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umm... what zakalwe said
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:18:41 EDT (#)
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plagerized? no.
plagiarised? yes.
Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:17:25 EDT (#)
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Technically I did plagerize it--if you can count an email attachment that's been sent to a few million people as plagerism.
And I'd like to point out that I added to this post by writing the line:
I smoked crack...
That should be good enough.
Fool.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:17:19 EDT (#)
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Yep, and I bet you'll get many minus twos for this. But I don't think we should assasinate Bush, I mean I bet he's a great guy to have at a party or whatever other social gathering you're planning.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
anyone who has read some of my posts knows I hate Bush, but killing the man will solve nothing. seriously, nothing. in fact I read an article just a few days ago which outlined just why an assassination would ensure Republican dominance for the foreseeable future. it may even have been on this site.
plus, i am fairly sure you plagiarised most of this post. and on top of that, i believe you are an idiot.
good day.
Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:09:49 EDT (#)
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At least if Cheeny was in he might have his thousandth heartattack and drop dead.
Talk about killing two stoners with one bird.
Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:08:48 EDT (#)
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Well, I'm not Christian anymore, not a practising one anyway--how could I be?
So what's your vote? Kill him or let him slowly kill our country?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:07:53 EDT (#)
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Ok, let's consider this for a second....
say it with me:
President Cheney...
President Cheney...
Dictator-for-Life Cheney!
yeah, that's sounds about right!
If you may have noticed, Dubya picked up a trick fromn his daddy, who had J. Danforth Quayle as HIS veep...
Submitted by JML (user info) at 2005-06-21 18:05:57 EDT (#)
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George Bush--you can take my Republican card and slit your fucking wrists with it you jerk.
The fact that he's a complete moron should have been my cue NOT to vote for that fucker the second time round. What can I say? My family are devout Christians
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good to know christians are now advocating suicide and assasination.