SEX MACHINE - Decidedly Mean (Available for Housecalls). (1257 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.84 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by +The Grifter+ (View user info) at 2005-06-22 03:14:10 EDT
Let me clear the air, whatever that means. I am STILL living with grandma (she survived, by the way) and I'm still master masturbator #1
Basically, I have no fucking life whatsoever and I'm loving the free ride each and every motherfucking day. I am a salt of the earth motherfucker and that's final.
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Miracle Whip is a better masturbation medium than Hellman's. BY FAR.
I'm now nearly 29 years old and still a chat addict. I've met and fucked more people than I'll ever be able to count because I have a learning disability that concerns the way I process numbers. If any of you are willing to tutor me I would surely appreciate it.
On a side note:
Abby hasn't even had her baby yet has stretch marks up to her fucking third neck and jowls. Fucking Fantastic.
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Once upon a time I had a 600+ lbs. goal for myself. I hoped to accomplish the aforementioned with KFC and bacon grease. Also- mayonnaise. I betcha didn't know that +The Grifter+ enjoys squeezing a few shots of the ol' Hellman's in his mouf when he's producing a few squirts in tribute to his Mature Women [60+] porn collection. If you only knew the dreams that I have, dreams that almost kill me with desire.
It's high time I worshiped myself in the mirror while stroking myself and rubbing my chin seductively. I'm such a piece of ass it's truly disgusting.
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-05 18:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Airstream (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:41:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-22 14:00:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-22 03:32:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
watch out, this guy will come spam your posts.
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TO ALL MY FANS:
Watch out! Watch out! I'm dripping LIVE SCUM!
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BANNED, cocksucker
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-22 20:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why you fuckin with my nigga fo?
Submitted by Airstream (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:41:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-22 14:00:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-22 03:32:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
watch out, this guy will come spam your posts.
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TO ALL MY FANS:
Watch out! Watch out! I'm dripping LIVE SCUM!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-22 14:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-22 03:32:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
watch out, this guy will come spam your posts.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-22 12:53:02 EDT (#)
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OMGWTF
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-06-22 11:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
http://The.alterous.Grifter.isagaylord.com/
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-22 10:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for not showing more skin
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-22 10:28:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy crap.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-22 08:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You're still here? I figured you for a nancy boy running for the security of momma's teet.
I predict a shelf life of about a week for you.
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-06-22 07:24:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nasty pic
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-22 04:48:37 EDT (#)
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It came across as rhetorical.
bite me.
Submitted by Airstream (user info) at 2005-06-22 04:33:01 EDT (#)
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That's funny. Someone "agrees" with me when I haven't made a statement or offered an opinion (necessarily). I merely asked a question.
P.S. I enjoy answers.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-22 04:27:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Airstream (user info) at 2005-06-22 04:25:27 (#)
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Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-06-22 03:56:28 (#)
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So rad....are you going to pull out all of your alters to rate your post...or just a select few?
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Hahahahaha. Yeah. Can someone please explain the logic and/or necessity of bestowing +2's on your posts with "alters"? Seriously-- I would really like to understand. Any thoughts on this issue would be greatly appreciated.
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I agree.
My alter has given me an overall negative rating. I would have expected better from it.
Submitted by Airstream (user info) at 2005-06-22 04:25:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-06-22 03:56:28 (#)
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So rad....are you going to pull out all of your alters to rate your post...or just a select few?
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Hahahahaha. Yeah. Can someone please explain the logic and/or necessity of bestowing +2's on your posts with "alters"? Seriously-- I would really like to understand. Any thoughts on this issue would be greatly appreciated.
Submitted by The_Lyncher (user info) at 2005-06-22 04:10:58 EDT (#)
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What is that?
What the hell is this?!?!?!
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1119427573377928025
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-22 03:58:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I only have teh one alter, and everyone knows who it is.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-22 03:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What alters?
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-06-22 03:56:28 EDT (#)
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So rad....are you going to pull out all of your alters to rate your post...or just a select few?
Submitted by Airstream (user info) at 2005-06-22 03:42:42 EDT (#)
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Don't worry rad1101, you're being ignored. Feel free to visit any time you want though. Repeatedly even.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-22 03:35:40 EDT (#)
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Don't worry, I'm not going to hold anything against you.
fag.
<heh heh>
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-06-22 03:32:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Ubersite Users:
I want to sincerely apologize for giving this a +2. I realize anyone that produces an epic about having sexual relations with his grandmother should, by law, only recieve a -2.
However, the above named author, included the following in his piece of literature:
"...I'm now nearly 29 years old and still a chat addict. I've met and fucked more people than I'll ever be able to count because I have a learning disability that concerns the way I process numbers."
At the time I read this line, I was drinking a refreshing pepsi, and smoking a cigarette, both of which are now on my shirt. I guffawed outloud, and Passionately. In my zeal, pepsi traveled from my throat to my nasal passage and out through my nostril. Out of reflex, I attempted to wipe aforementioned pepsi from my shirt with my cigarette hand, and burned myself.
Thus, any post that causes me to have such a reaction recieves a +2. Again, I apologize for the inconvenience, and hope that you do not hold this against me.
Sincerely
Willard
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-22 03:32:45 EDT (#)
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watch out, this guy will come spam your posts.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-22 03:27:23 EDT (#)
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WTF is..............?
O hell no.......
HELL NO!!!!!!