Vote for quality you bunch of retarded inbreeders (721 hits)
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Submitted by Enrique El Suave (View user info) at 2005-06-22 04:27:29 EDT
I've noticed alot of shit posts about ubermadness and I would like to draw everyone's attention to one of the dark horses in this competion.
Mr Bungle.
His masterful piece entitled "The Greatest Story Ever Told. Ever!" is in actual fact the greatest story ever told. Ever!
You can find it at http://www.ubersite.com/m/67047
If you don't believe this is the greatest story ever told just do the following:
1. read every story ever told;
2. read his story; and
3. compare them.
It's a magical story about ducks, sandcastles, little girls and crack. If you read it with the entirety of your being you will begin to understand the deeper meanings behind the story.
Is the little girl an analogy for large corporations?
Is the sandcastle a sandcastle?
What about the political themes running through this literary work of genius?
Still don't like it? Go smoke some crack and then read it again. It will give you a warm fuzzy feeling.
Everyone should vote for it. Vote now.
Don't waste your votes on people like JGreening. That guy posted a picture of himself on the internet wearing underwear on his head. It's obvious that he doesn't need to wear underwear on his head to make himself like a tool. He was doing perfectly well without it. Plus, JGreenings my alter. I admit it. I also admit that I fornicate with gerbils. Don't vote for someone who fornicates with gerbils. It's disgusting. He's my worst alter apart from Shlongy.
Voting for spedmonkey? Sure he can write. Who gives a fuck? Not me. He posts pictures of oceans and masturbates to enya. Plus, he gave me a -2 once and thats completely unacceptable. I had to go give him retaliatory -2's despite the fact that he wrote quality posts. Plus, spedmonkey is also one of my alters. I admit it. I also admit that I smoked crack of this one fat chicks arse and then realised it wasn't crack but was actually flaky dry skin. I still got high of it which was weird. We're still dating. How can you vote for someone like me?
Voting for Rad1101? What the gay is wrong with you? He's a fucking bee keeper. Bee keepers are the moral equivalent of circus midgets and mimes. Don't vote for him just because he threatened to set his bees on you. What he doesn't realise is that his bees are all flies and that they don't produce honey. I don't know what he's been bottling but it isn't honey. They're harmless. Plus, Rad1101 is my alter. I admit it. He isn't real. I also admit that I clubbed a whole family of baby seals to death. How the hell can you vote for someone who did that?
Voting for Indigogecko? Why? Who the hell is that? I've had navel lint that's achieved more acclaim than whoever the hell this person is. Plus, whoever they are....they're another of my stupid fucking alters. I hate my alters. Why do I even bother writing under such retarded pseudonyms? Did you know I once offered to help an old lady cross the street but instead set fire to her once we were half way across. It's true. How could you vote for someone like me? It would be completely immoral. I can't let you do it.
Vote quality you bunch of mindless goatfuckers. Vote for the greatest story ever told.
That is all.
User Reviews
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-07-22 02:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you don't believe this is the greatest story ever told just do the following:
1. read every story ever told;
2. read his story; and
3. compare them.
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Clever!
Submitted by Pr0j3ct (user info) at 2005-07-12 03:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
funny.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-07-12 02:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
WTF?????
O...............MRR page..........damn................nap time now joe!................ok .
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-12 02:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ALTER
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-11 22:04:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
aren't you MY alter?
shit even i'm confused now.
Submitted by Stalin_For_Mayor (user info) at 2005-07-11 21:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AWESOME
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-22 22:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I approve of this asshead.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-22 11:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I approve of this message!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-06-22 10:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It should also have more hits and more reviews, because, as I've mentioned, it's funny.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-06-22 10:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This? This was funny.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-22 09:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is funny.
I would vote for Bungle, but I already used all my votes. Oh well, next time.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-22 08:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, this was well worth the 20 seconds I used to skim over it...
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-22 06:54:00 EDT (#)
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Vote c1ndy!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-06-22 05:54:35 EDT (#)
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Vote for Merlina..
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-06-22 05:47:09 EDT (#)
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sponge bobs pet sea snail is called gary.
Go purple sox! Whoop!!
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-06-22 05:16:36 EDT (#)
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Vote for Gary!
There is someone called Gary on this site, right?
GO GO GARY!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-22 05:03:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Vote for Thorpe.
Submitted by indigogecko (user info) at 2005-06-22 04:54:17 EDT (#)
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Well, I guess the retarded inbreeders now know who to vote for, thanks to your expert advice.
As for the intelligent people who don't get off on fucking their family, How about voting for something a little more original and coherant?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-22 04:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-06-22 04:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was bullshit. However, your convincing argument has led me to vote for Mr Bargle.