ATHF Quotes (1062 hits)
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Submitted by programgeek (View user info) at 2005-06-22 13:02:37 EDT
Master Shake: "frylock, the highlander was a documentary, and the events happened in real time"
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Carl:It's like my pool is tearin ass all over my backyard but it's standin still,still waters run deep
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Meatwad:Well good mornin carl
Carl:Good mornin little guy it's three in the freakin mornin!!!!
Carl:All I know is this cord was plugged into my house and your house was lightning up like a frickin christmas tree so I put two and two together and realized your pissin me off.
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Master Shake: Good morning Carl. How's it goin?
Carl: Hello there Mr. Food Monster Man. This is how it's goin. Look at my freakin' car. It is crushed, to Bejeesus and back.
Master Shake:Have you gotten any estimates?
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Frylock: Shake, how did you get in this beam?
Master Shake: Look, that beam came from space. You don't own space, so stop acting like you do.
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Frylock: Thanks for moving me, Carl.
Carl: Well, hey, thanks for leaving. When are the other two showin' up?
Frylock: Oh, they're not.
Carl: What do you mean... they're not?
Frylock: They're staying in the house next to you.
Carl: [angry] That's not exactly what we agreed upon, is it?
Frylock: Well, I lied. But here's that candy cane I promised you.
Carl: Naw, save it for Christmas. Just stick it right back up your ass. I'll, uh, see you never.
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Inignot: Pick up that stereo and sink it deep within your body.
Meatwad: But then that would be stealing.
Err: Not if you need it, and you need it.
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Frylock: Lord, we ask you to bless our neighbor Carl...
Carl: Oh, no! Do not drag me into this! The Lord does not need to know I am here!
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Happy Time Harry: What the hell do you need night vision goggles for? You're a hillbilly!
Master Shake: Oh shut up, you drunk!
Meatwad: Oh, so you just decide that I'm drunk? You can't decide. I make that decision
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Master Shake: I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them.
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Frylock: There are different kinds of music in the world, Meatwad.
Frylock: How about getting down with some REAL gangsters... from the fifteenth century?
Meatwad: Bach-t? Beet-oven? I dunno. Are these guys down with the Pee-Pants?
Frylock: Well, Meatwad. They wore pantaloons back in those days.
Meatwad: Shoot, boy. You'd get killed wearing that in my hood.
Frylock: Well I think you'll find these guys are pretty darn dope, if you know what I mean.
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Master Shake: Hey, look who just got a mini-bike!
Meatwad: Look who just insulted me with this ten-horsepower piece of crap. You think I'm a child?
Master Shake: Don't look at the streamers, look at the frame. This is a man's bike.
Meatwad: Keep her cranked. Let me go get my dolly!
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Master Shake: I'm not in the business of seeing whatever pleases you!
Meatwad: Well I'm in business.
Meatwad: Business of kicking your ass, and let me tell ya, business is booming. I'm open for business, business of giving you the business... up your butt.
Meatwad: [Meatwad looks and sees Master Shake with a baseball bat] Did you hear me say that?
Master Shake: Your looking to expand your business?
Meatwad:Business is closed!
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Master Shake: Don't you touch those! They're in mint condition, and they're gonna stay that way!
Meatwad: I'll touch 'em all the way to the trash can is what I'll do...
Master Shake: You touch those and your G.I. Joes are gonna be M.I.A. my friend! and then who's gonna call Little Momma Joe, to tell her that her boy ain't coming home? Cause SOMEBODY was asleep on guard duty!
User Reviews
Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2005-06-22 18:31:16 EDT (#)
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AhHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa Overweight? "I'm single and kinda want to meet somebody." In highschool still? Bipolar? Gee, who would have guessed.
You fucking loser.
Submitted by Haggard (user info) at 2005-06-22 14:23:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:04:25 (#)
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I love ATHF, but this.....
Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2005-06-22 14:22:51 EDT (#)
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You're quite good. A post with quotes from one of the best shows on TV, and you manage to screw it up.
Well done.
Submitted by BigDaddyV2.0 (user info) at 2005-06-22 14:09:42 EDT (#)
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I am apathetic about ATHF.
Submitted by paxlaurien (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:58:25 EDT (#)
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just for the record, I've never seen the show. It's been recommended to me, but after reading this I think I'll just take an extra-long shit instead. Much more amusing.
Submitted by Domochevsky (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:39:37 EDT (#)
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These aren't even that good as far as ATHF quotes go, and it's 'Ignignokt' not 'Inignot', jackass. Try some content next time.
Submitted by ProgramGeek (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:07:49 EDT (#)
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Drink my smegma you bastards.
Submitted by transformer (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:05:29 EDT (#)
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I hate that fucking show and the dipshits who enjoy it
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:04:25 EDT (#)
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I love ATHF, but this.....