Religion is bullshit: Christianity (837 hits)
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Submitted by programgeek (View user info) at 2005-06-22 13:06:42 EDT
Some kid at my school posting a bulletin on myspace pertaining to god today. I sent him a little "challenge" to check over if he really beleive's in god. It's actually pretty said to see the pure ignorance of christains nowadays.
Christians, I submit a challenge based on 1 Peter 3:15, and I await your educated, intellectually honest, and factual answers on the above issues. Perhaps Gawd will magically use this challenge that I have issued unto bringing about my glorious salvation! Nothing is impossible with Gawd, right? Glory!
Answer this:
- Have any of your prayers ever, in actuality, been answered?
- Is every single word written in your bible factual, truthful and unambiguous?
- If Mohammed, Allah's prophet, came down to earth tomorrow, would you remain a Christian?
- What are your chances of getting into heaven?
- Why do you think is it impossible to prove anything whatsoever of a supernatural nature?
- Is it possible that the devout Catholic, Adolph Hitler, could be in heaven if he had truly repented prior to his death?
- Where was your soul prior to your conception?
- To what sorts of depravity would you descend if it were proved there was no god?
- Why doesn't your god show him/herself anymore?
- When do you think Christ will come back to earth?
- Why was little or no faith needed to believe in god during Old Testament times (god appeared to humans regularly) yet today christians have to rely on 100% faith for their belief?
- How would you prove that your god exists - without using arguments that someone from another religion would use to prove their god exists, and without reference to the Bible?
- What is the difference between a dream, or hallucination, and a vision from God?
- Why is your god the only valid god?
- By what method do you determine the difference between the voice of God, and the voice of the Devil pretending to be God?
Update: I did get an anwer back from a pretty dedicated christain... and sad to say -- "he just is" and "it's just that way" isn't the sort of answer that can make a person trying to find the proof, amongst so many other religions beleive.
Religion is the biggest load of horse shit -- I just wanted to let you know that all christains who read this are going to burn in hell and suck my cock for all eternity.
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Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-23 01:46:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2005-06-22 18:30:57 (#)
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Everything you've wanted to know about Tony Narlock aka ProgramGeek
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"I'm am currently conflicted with religions — Although my parents have baptised me catholic my personal feelings are that of a "Free Thinker"."
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Yeah it shows...
Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2005-06-22 18:30:57 EDT (#)
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Everything you've wanted to know about Tony Narlock aka ProgramGeek
http://tony.programgeeks.net/?page_id=10
AhHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa Overweight? "I'm single and kinda want to meet somebody." In highschool still? Bipolar? Gee, who would have guessed.
You fucking loser.
Submitted by ProgramGeek (user info) at 2005-06-22 16:10:52 EDT (#)
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"decent" is your own opinion. You likely cheated the system because most of your high ratings actually came from posts having a couple 2's on them because they looked too boring to even click.
Me, as a double major of eglish, certinly applz
paisley.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-22 16:05:52 EDT (#)
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You're absolutely right. I'm way too insensitive.
I'm also tired of busting ass in an attempt to write decent material only to have the ratings on said material skewed by people who abuse the system.
Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Submitted by The_Lyncher (user info) at 2005-06-22 16:02:44 EDT (#)
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You've got it
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-22 15:58:21 EDT (#)
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Religion is just a tool used to control the weak.
Submitted by ProgramGeek (user info) at 2005-06-22 15:57:20 EDT (#)
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Netprophet -- You don't even remember.... I dont need to get into your mind, your insensitive MOFO.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-22 15:55:53 EDT (#)
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So tell me... what part of my response led you to neg three quarters of my posts and drop my overall rating from 1.49 to 1.24?
I'm trying to get inside the minds of complete dickheads... you know, see how they work.
Submitted by Duke_Chocula (user info) at 2005-06-22 15:46:18 EDT (#)
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Am I the only athiest on ubersite?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-22 15:38:47 EDT (#)
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So, when do we get to see a "religion is bullshit: Hinduism"?
Just wondering, because if this is ONLY gonna be Christianity, I'm really depressed in you.
Wait, I am, anyway...
So, well then...
Fuck all...
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-22 15:02:30 EDT (#)
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Notice, retard, that I never said I believed in God.
You keep telling them to prove themselves, like they don't hear that every day.
This is not an original train of thought.
You can call me a moron all you want, it makes no difference to me.
The fact remains that you are an unintelligent hypocrite with no real argument other than 'OMG YOU JESUS WORSHIPPING FAGS SUCK ON MY BABY DICK LOL !!!1!!1!'.
You're right, the intelligence is just pouring out of you.
Good luck with that whole living in fear and hate thing. Hope it works out for you.
Submitted by ProgramGeek (user info) at 2005-06-22 14:55:19 EDT (#)
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Kre8rix - btw, your a fucking moron.
Atheist keep hereing over and over "Prove there is no god".
Like I don't hear that every day.
The only thing that needs to calm down here is my raging penis of justice!
So just give all the fucking trouble to the athiest right? You go off making fucking religions of all powerful gods we can't fucking see -- then we are supposed to DISPROVE it. Okay, I'll disprove your god by YOU not giving reasonable evidence that there a fucking god indeed EXISTS.
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING MORON. my god you people are so pathetically stupid.
Submitted by ProgramGeek (user info) at 2005-06-22 14:50:51 EDT (#)
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I want to die... It's just if I kill myself and god is real I goto hell for suicide.
Being a raging sheep-fucking homosexual doesn't make things any better.
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-22 14:42:55 EDT (#)
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I'm curious as to why, when someone has a differing belief than you, you automatically assume they would give great head.
Some have faith in a God; others, like yourself, have faith that there is no god.
You keep telling people to prove their god exists.
Why don't you prove that He doesn't? Right now. Convince the masses that there is no God.
Just as a disclaimer, I'm not Christian. I do beleive that the system(if followed) guides people to be better than they would be had they no faith at all. There are exceptions of course, but I won't get into that. If Religion is what they need to be better people, then I say go for it.
I have yet to see any of them telling you to suck them off because you don't have faith.
Calm down man, there are always going to be people that don't agree with you. You don't have to understand why or agree with them, just accept it and move on. You'll be a lot happier.
-2 because this has been done to death.
Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2005-06-22 14:37:43 EDT (#)
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ProgramGeek - You are allowed to worship the penis you purchased from Wal-Mart for 99 cents but please don't subject us to your perverse postings. And oh yea... kill yourself.
Submitted by ProgramGeek (user info) at 2005-06-22 14:34:29 EDT (#)
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TPHPHuh or whatever. And the other people giving these half-assed answers.
Your just describing yourself how moronic the thought behind religion is. Your all fucking pathetic and shall praise and worship my almight penis on puntis pilate.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-06-22 14:13:50 EDT (#)
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Jesus loves you! +2!
That being said, I think you're a dipshit. Please refer to Alragusa's comments below, and the following as a half-hearted attempt at the answers you didn't really want anyway.
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Why do you think is it impossible to prove anything whatsoever of a supernatural nature?
-Actually, I think it is impossible to prove anything whatsoever. At least absolutely speaking.
Is it possible that the devout Catholic, Adolph Hitler, could be in heaven if he had truly repented prior to his death?
-Yes.
Where was your soul prior to your conception?
-I don't know.
To what sorts of depravity would you descend if it were proved there was no god?
-Well, beyond the depravity and chaos involved in suddenly being able to prove a negative, I don't know. But I can tell you this much, intellectual giants like you wouldn't last long in that alternate universe.
Why doesn't your god show him/herself anymore?
-Because that would defeat the entire meaning of "faith." OR, alternate answer, who says He doesn't?
When do you think Christ will come back to earth?
- When we all least expect it. "Like a thief in the night," or, so the story goes.
Why was little or no faith needed to believe in god during Old Testament times (god appeared to humans regularly) yet today christians have to rely on 100% faith for their belief?
-This question is rather ill-informed. He appeared to His chosen few (Moses, etc.) who then had to convince the Isrealites to follow them. Actually, there's this funny theme in the Old Testament - Jews believe in and follow God = good things happen. Jews forget about God = bad things happen. You can almost look at those times when the Jews forgot about God as sort of their <gasp> losing faith. Then there's the whole "Jesus" thing. Let me ask you this, where do you think the phrase "doubting Thomas" came from? Nothing has changed, Einstein.
How would you prove that your god exists - without using arguments that someone from another religion would use to prove their god exists, and without reference to the Bible?
-Why would I want to?
What is the difference between a dream, or hallucination, and a vision from God?
-a vision from God is Divinely inspired. Duh.
Why is your god the only valid god?
-Because He said so. (Note: He never said that other gods didn't exist, only that we should have no others before Him.)
By what method do you determine the difference between the voice of God, and the voice of the Devil pretending to be God?
-"You shall know them by their fruit."
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-22 14:13:40 EDT (#)
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by the way, i'm not really into my religion anymore, but i still have some fundamental beliefs I can fall back on.
i've seen these questions a few dozen times before. this post really sucked.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-22 14:12:22 EDT (#)
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here's my half-assed attempt:
- Have any of your prayers ever, in actuality, been answered?
yes
- Is every single word written in your bible factual, truthful and unambiguous?
i believe it is all factual.
- If Mohammed, Allah's prophet, came down to earth tomorrow, would you remain a Christian?
no. if stuff like that happened, the Bible would be wrong (worthless) etc. - no need for my religion. stupid question.
- What are your chances of getting into heaven?
assuming there is a god? 100%
- Why do you think is it impossible to prove anything whatsoever of a supernatural nature?
it isn't. it's called faith for a reason.
- Is it possible that the devout Catholic, Adolph Hitler, could be in heaven if he had truly repented prior to his death?
it's not just repentance that gets you into heaven.
- Where was your soul prior to your conception?
out of my hands. once again, it goes back to that whole faith in God thing. i don't need to worry about that.
- To what sorts of depravity would you descend if it were proved there was no god?
i'd post more shit on ubersite...like this. not sure - probably just be hedonistic.
- Why doesn't your god show him/herself anymore?
if we understood everything about God, we'd be gods ourselves. that's pretty stupid question.
- When do you think Christ will come back to earth?
remember that verse? something like..."no man knoweth the time of my return." it's best that we don't know, otherwise we'd be bad right up to the end and get saved at the last second.
- Why was little or no faith needed to believe in god during Old Testament times (god appeared to humans regularly) yet today christians have to rely on 100% faith for their belief?
what a dumbass-y question. so many people saw Him while He was on earth and still didn't believe. people are stupid regardless of what time period they are in. REGARDLESS (Freddy Soto is the man)
- How would you prove that your god exists - without using arguments that someone from another religion would use to prove their god exists, and without reference to the Bible?
once again, the faith thing. you can't prove evolution.
- What is the difference between a dream, or hallucination, and a vision from God?
one is from God ("a vision from God") and the others aren't
- Why is your god the only valid god?
too long to explain. weak attempt at heat.
- By what method do you determine the difference between the voice of God, and the voice of the Devil pretending to be God?
if you mean audible voice - God doesn't speak audibly anymore.
again, weak attempt at heat.
Submitted by ProgramGeek (user info) at 2005-06-22 14:07:20 EDT (#)
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Putting aside your ratings... The fact is morons.. If you beleive in god, your a fucktard: there is no god.
The other thing is the people who comment saying "WHO GIVES A FUCK", well, apparently enough for you to comment on it shitard. YOU HEARD ME. HAHAHAH IM INTELLIGENT NOW YOU ALL SHALL WORSHIP MY ALMIGHTY PENIS!! EHEHHEEH PENIS TIME!! >8====D EVIL PENIS AVENGER!
Yeah, fucking morons. You can't even answer the fucking questions. Hypocritical smegma drinkers.
Submitted by Haggard (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:57:23 EDT (#)
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It's actually pretty said that I have to -2 this.
Well, not really.
Submitted by Didier (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:54:58 EDT (#)
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you are right
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:51:28 EDT (#)
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Not cause I'm a christian, cause you're a dickhead.
Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:49:29 EDT (#)
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People who hate religion still confuse me. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CARE???
If I want to worship a tampon, who are you to say shit to me? Me imposing my religion on you is a different story - i.e. Radical Muslims cutting off heads. I will however give you answers...
- Have any of your prayers ever, in actuality, been answered?
Yes.
- Is every single word written in your bible factual, truthful and unambiguous?
It's not a history book. It is too be used for divine inspiration.
- If Mohammed, Allah's prophet, came down to earth tomorrow, would you remain a Christian?
I'm not but I don't believe that contradicts Christianity.
- What are your chances of getting into heaven?
I think pretty good.
- Why do you think is it impossible to prove anything whatsoever of a supernatural nature?
Uh, because it's invisible. Like your education.
- Is it possible that the devout Catholic, Adolph Hitler, could be in heaven if he had truly repented prior to his death?
I believe you cannot repent for mortal sins, like murder, etc. And Hitler wasn't a "devout Catholic" jackass. He came from a Christian background but didn't practice.
- Where was your soul prior to your conception?
Two options: in the afterlife waiting for your conception or created at conception.
- To what sorts of depravity would you descend if it were proved there was no god?
I wouldn't. You sicko.
- Why doesn't your god show him/herself anymore?
God is not an entity. God is all around us. I prefer to think of God as a force.
- When do you think Christ will come back to earth?
Next Tuesday.
- Why was little or no faith needed to believe in god during Old Testament times (god appeared to humans regularly) yet today Christians have to rely on 100% faith for their belief?
They still needed faith. And people of that time never saw God. Where did you get this? God may have used signs like a burning bush but religious people will say you should never see God until after you die. Christianity is also a way of life, not just belief in one God.
- How would you prove that your god exists - without using arguments that someone from another religion would use to prove their god exists, and without reference to the Bible?
My argument is that God is the force behind the entire universe. Everything has a beginning and an end (except God) and it is he who created life and the universe out of nothing. (That last part is impossible in physics so the only way to explain where the universe came from, is God.)
- What is the difference between a dream, or hallucination, and a vision from God?
Nothing. Who says God doesn't induce dreams/hallucinations?
- Why is your god the only valid god?
Every monotheistic religion professes the same God, you twit. It's all a matter of paperwork. All these religions say love mankind, help others and praise God.
Pretty good advice - especially when trying to keep a civilization running!!
Die.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:37:41 EDT (#)
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in the absence of a comment
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:36:14 EDT (#)
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Religion is faulty. The supernatural is not. Every system of beliefs we have today is 100% different from the system of beliefs in the millenia preceding it. But the nature of the miracles or the unexplained that provokes such beliefs remains the same.
We used to think the sun was pulled across the sky by a chariot. Today that seems ludicrous... but that never meant there wasn't a sun.
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Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:32:17 EDT (#)
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Urantia. Answers more than you would think. Take with a grain of salt.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:28:20 EDT (#)
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http://program.geek.isagaylord.com/
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:28:05 EDT (#)
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- Have any of your prayers ever, in actuality, been answered?
Nope you are still posting, so I am renouncing christianity but you are still a dickbag, dickbag.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:27:46 EDT (#)
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"Religion is for people who are afraid of Hell. spirituality is for people who have been there."
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:27:38 EDT (#)
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suck it easy, with long hard cock strokes. no no, use your right hand. there you go.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:26:44 EDT (#)
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"really -- like your fuckcing votes mean anything to me "
then, erm, why have you posted it?
Submitted by Duke_Chocula (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:25:35 EDT (#)
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Religions are for the weak of mind.
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:25:16 EDT (#)
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I have a feeling you don't even want the answers to your questions. You are just trying to show the hypocrisy of Christianity and get a few grins from your dry humor.
If you really DO want answers, perhaps you should've ended your post with something else. Anyway, perhaps I should ask: do you actually want answers, or was that non-sequitur way of ending really just a summation?
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:22:36 EDT (#)
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suck it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:22:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ProgramGeek (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:15:13 (#)
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your all just a bunch of faggots anyway --
really -- like your fuckcing votes mean anything to me
Just still imagine that cock riding through your throat :)
Mmmm nice huh?
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hahahha
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:22:27 EDT (#)
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People who post about religion should be crucified.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:21:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ProgramGeek (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:15:13 (#)
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your all just a bunch of faggots anyway --
really -- like your fuckcing votes mean anything to me
Just still imagine that cock riding through your throat :)
Mmmm nice huh?
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He's actually crying over his keyboard right now.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:19:44 EDT (#)
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Could God make a burrito so hot, even He couldn't eat it???
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:18:26 EDT (#)
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funny
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:17:46 EDT (#)
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EDWARD: I don't know if you're aware of this, Josephine, but African parrots, in their native home of the Congo -- they speak only French.
JOSEPHINE: Really.
EDWARD: You're lucky to get four words out of them in English. But if you were to walk through the jungle, you'd hear them speaking the most elaborate French. Those parrots talk about everything: politics, movies, fashion - - everything but religion.
WILL: Why not religion, Dad?
EDWARD: It's rude to talk about religion. You never know who you're going to offend.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:16:10 EDT (#)
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Douglas Adams used to say that religion is the one area of our lives that is not subject to the same rigidity of scientific proof or rules of logic. If someone says that for religious reasons, he can't lay the tile in your kitchen on Saturday, you're not allowed to call bullshit on it because that would be rude.
odd really
Maybe it comes from the fact that most of the dogma of religious thought is something that has been around for so long that our brains are used to the idea of it so it doesn't come off as ridiculous as it should.
If you think about it, you can't even announce that turf building fescue grass is the best type of seed for the lawn without backing it up, but now to claim that some faceless being created the universe, well that is an unarguable fact.
this post is not going to go over very well by the way
Submitted by ProgramGeek (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:15:13 EDT (#)
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your all just a bunch of faggots anyway --
really -- like your fuckcing votes mean anything to me
Just still imagine that cock riding through your throat :)
Mmmm nice huh?
FUCK YOU NGGERS
FDSKFJLSKD::JFLK:DSJF:LKDSJF
Submitted by transformer (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:14:47 EDT (#)
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Guess what? Nobody gives a fuck! If you have the insight to realize religion is a farce, good for you, but you aren't EVER going to convert a christian to atheism or agnosticism, not in a million years.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:12:00 EDT (#)
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lame attempt to troll for heat
"I just wanted to let you know that all christains who read this are going to burn in hell and suck my cock for all eternity."
According to you, there is no Hell, asshat. Maybe you should apply your 'logic' to your own fuckin post.
And, this shit is old, real old.
Try originality, or failing that, Buddhism.
Perhaps we'll all get lucky, and you'll be reincarnated as a douchebag.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:11:37 EDT (#)
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I got to "posting a bulletin on myspace" and stopped.
I'm sure I made the right choice.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:11:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:11:01 EDT (#)
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Woman: "Orca! Orca!" "Ohhhh I love the Orca"
Man: "I thought the Humpback was your favorite."
Woman: "I recently changed my mind."
Man: "I thought we established that the Humpback was MY favorite!"
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:10:56 EDT (#)
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Who cares?
Submitted by ProgramGeek (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:10:28 EDT (#)
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Swamp Donkey -- Enjoy my cock pulsating through your throat like a sonicare toothbrush.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-22 13:09:27 EDT (#)
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Enjoy hell.