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Antidote Bear: Chapter 6 - Resolution (831 hits)

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Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2005-06-22 16:55:28 EDT


Prologue: http://www.ubersite.com/m/61656
Chapter 1 - The Awakening: http://www.ubersite.com/m/62341
Chapter 2 - Embarkment: http://www.ubersite.com/m/62566
Chapter 3 - Revelation: http://www.ubersite.com/m/63721
Chapter 4 - Descent: http://www.ubersite.com/m/67278
Chapter 5 - Confrontation: http://www.ubersite.com/m/68589
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"You will die before you sacrifice the girls to Beniweil!" roared Napoleon as he shape shifted into Antidote Bear and charged towards the malevolent Trewyn, the denim overalls with the embroidered "A/B" insignia sprouting from his body as his human clothes fell to the ground during the bizarre transmogrification. Holly and Jessica lay behind him on the floor, groaning in shock and slowly recovering from their fainting spell.

Trewyn glared, growled "Enough games. DIE!" and thrust his glowing wooden staff towards Antidote Bear. A bolt of blue light surged from the staff and connected directly with Antidote Bear's sternum with a force that knocked him ten meters backward through the air and slammed his body against the sanctuary wall, shaking the entire room and causing pieces of the ceiling to fall from the resultant shock wave. His body slowly slumped to the floor in a large heap.

Fully awake and seeing Antidote Bear passed out against the sanctuary wall, Jessica and Holly rose to their feet and confronted the smirking warlock. "You're gonna pay for that, Trewyn," said Jessica. Holly glared in silent agreement, her hands on her hips.

"Oh, really?" laughed Trewyn. "And who's going to stop me?"

"We are," snarled Jessica as she stepped towards him. "All those terrible dreams that I've been having since a few nights ago finally make sense now. I'm surprised that you don't know the truth about us."

"He doesn't know because we're not in Napoleon's immediate bloodline," Holly explained. "Too bad for him. At least now he can't use our bodies for his sexual rituals."

Trewyn hesitated, bewildered. "What truth?"

"That we're descendants of Edmund and Simeon," Jessica stated as the girls shape shifted in front of him, their clothes dropping into a pile on the floor along with Napoleon's garments. Standing in Jessica's place was an extremely tall panda bear boasting large mammary glands with nipples the size of dinner plates. In Holly's spot was a slightly shorter, slender female mangabey monkey wearing loose pants with a drawstring cinched around the waist, a long tail emerging from the back of the pants and flailing around angrily.

The evil warlock staggered backward in surprise, shocked by the revelation of the girls' lineage and by their shape shifting, his eyes transfixed upon the beasts' supple breasts. Before he could snap out of the stupor, Munkeypants hissed, "Now, before it's too late!" and leapt at Trewyn, who screamed and dropped his staff as she dug her nails into his face and abdomen and began to bite and claw at him. MandaPanda charged at him from the side and knocked him to the ground, then grabbed the staff and broke it in a swift motion against the stone altar. As Trewyn fell to the floor, she circled around and placed herself on top of his legs to prevent him from getting him, then lifted his robe to expose his shriveled scrotum and penis, which she promptly removed with a quick swipe of her paw. Trewyn howled in pain as blood surged from the gaping lesions in his crotch and upper body.

"Thanks for saving me, ladies," uttered Antidote Bear from behind them, fully recovered from the blow dealt by Trewyn. "But this is ultimately my battle. Let me finish him." MandaPanda and Munkeypants stepped aside to expose the trembling warlock, his once magnificent robe now torn to shreds, his grey hair tangled and matted with spittle and blood. Trewyn's eyes acknowledged his defeat as the hulking form of Antidote Bear towered in front of him on two legs for what seemed like eternity, but in actuality was only a few seconds.

Raising his enormous right paw, Antidote Bear declared, "Never again will you hurt the people of Chenowith," and swung it at Trewyn's head, knocking it cleanly off of the torso and into the air, coming to rest on top of the altar. As the head settled into place, the mansion began to shake with the force of an earthquake. "We have to get out of here, now!" cried Antidote Bear as the three of them stood over Trewyn's lifeless corpse, the sanctuary crumbling around them.

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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-07-14 12:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-07-06 10:34:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Standing in Jessica's place was an extremely tall panda bear boasting large mammary glands with nipples the size of dinner plates. In Holly's spot was a slightly shorter, slender female mangabey monkey wearing loose pants with a drawstring cinched around the waist, a long tail emerging from the back of the pants and flailing around angrily.
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God damn!

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-06-23 15:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Damnit, now I hafta go back to the beginning and read the whole story because I've only caught bits and pieces and you've intrigued me.

Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2005-06-23 14:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is a hot series. Original.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-23 09:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ProgramGeek (user info) at 2005-06-22 16:56:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

first review, pure shit.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/69084

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who let this asshole into the club?

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-06-23 08:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ProgramGeek (user info) at 2005-06-22 16:56:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

first review, pure shit.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/69084



What an ass ranger.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-06-23 07:22:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks for the balancing, friends!


program_geek: *ahem* NOW you may commence with SPT.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-22 19:36:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good stuff.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:23:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

to balance a bit more!

Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

trying to balance out the shitnoob.

Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

equalized.

Submitted by ProgramGeek (user info) at 2005-06-22 16:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

first review, pure shit.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/69084


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