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Rating: -1.35 on 41 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by programgeek (View user info) at 2005-06-22 17:27:05 EDT


She's dead, but that'll teach her how to have breasts in japan. What a bitch..

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Submitted by randomhero83 (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1


I'd hit it.

-1 for the fact that you're a sick fuck. Like me.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-25 14:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-06-22 19:32:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm sorry but this was not funny. I should know. I'm the funniest person ever.

Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-06-22 19:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow. You fucking fail.

Submitted by Harmless (user info) at 2005-06-22 19:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You get a plus two cause holy shit, did I laugh at you, not with you. Nice work commenters.
Hilarious sluthing!

Submitted by General_Tso (user info) at 2005-06-22 19:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"There's nothing that hurts more than having a mother that's obsessive compulsive and alcoholic"

Yes, yes there is. Having a 305 lb. bitch on meds for a son. Do you realize how much money she pays for your placeboes and internet connection? If I were her, I'd be an alcoholic too.

Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-06-22 19:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Mommy :(

June 21, 2005 at 8:05 pm · Filed under Emo Bullcrap

There's nothing that hurts more than having a mother that's obsessive compulsive and alcoholic. The only thing that keep me from crying my eyes out at the situation my family has been through in the past years is to humor her as she rambles on about things which likely only make sense to her. Her thinking isn't right, ever, she's completely out of her mind. At times like this I really wish there was a god.


http://tony.programgeeks.net/?m=200506

Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-06-22 18:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2005-06-22 18:30:38 (#)
Ranking: 0

Everything you've wanted to know about Tony Narlock aka ProgramGeek

http://tony.programgeeks.net/?page_id=10


AhHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa Overweight? "I'm single and kinda want to meet somebody." In highschool still? Bipolar? Gee, who would have guessed.

You fucking loser.

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Googleowned!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-22 18:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2005-06-22 18:30:38 (#)
Ranking: 0

Everything you've wanted to know about Tony Narlock aka ProgramGeek

http://tony.programgeeks.net/?page_id=10


AhHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa Overweight? "I'm single and kinda want to meet somebody." In highschool still? Bipolar? Gee, who would have guessed.

You fucking loser.
____
BAHAHAHAHA!

Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2005-06-22 18:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Everything you've wanted to know about Tony Narlock aka ProgramGeek

http://tony.programgeeks.net/?page_id=10


AhHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa Overweight? "I'm single and kinda want to meet somebody." In highschool still? Bipolar? Gee, who would have guessed.

You fucking loser.

Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-22 18:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This shit is FUCKED UP, never mind that it didn't have an NSFW on it.



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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:34:10 (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck you, I cant wait till you get banned fuckwad
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Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:32:10 (#)
Ranking: -2

i hope you get banned for this

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The dude destroyed my rating with forty nine -2s in a row. I'm pulling for a ban as much as everybody else.

Submitted by Kamargo (user info) at 2005-06-22 18:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahahahahahaha

Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Can you say..........Attention Whore!

Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Jesus Fucking Christ...

Submitted by NumLock (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

FUCK YO COUCH

Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Jokes on you, she's fine.

Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck you

Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:41:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you have no class what so evah!

Submitted by Caacodaemus (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:39:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

what the hell is wrong with you?

I may not be the best at writing posts, but for the love of god even i wouldn't go this far

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck you, man.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:32:10 (#)
Ranking: -2

i hope you get banned for this
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I agree. AND here's a newsflash asshole, your ratings don't count on your own posts.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck you, I cant wait till you get banned fuckwad

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Tell me, did you at least some shred of human decency, however slim, and block out that license plate yourself, or was it like that when you found it?

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:32:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i hope you get banned for this

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I dig your humor

Submitted by ProgramGeek (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Genius.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You lousy piece of shit.

Submitted by ProgramGeek (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:30:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this MUST be an alter

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:28:06 (#)
Ranking: 0

Man, you're pathetic, aren't ya? There are guys that can take pictures of their spooge and still get better ratings than you.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/63516

I advise a career in telemarketing, or maybe bus stop handjobs. Whatever makes you more happy.

Submitted by ProgramGeek (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wtf?

Omg its good.

Submitted by ProgramGeek (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Kid's a genius.

Submitted by ProgramGeek (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:29:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Everyone else vote +2 so we can make this the best post ever.

Submitted by ProgramGeek (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude, great post. thanks.

Submitted by ProgramGeek (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice keep it up dude!

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

uhhhh, no.

Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck is wrong with you asshole?

Submitted by ProgramGeek (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:28:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good stuff.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No more "love me long time" unless your into necrophiliacs

Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:27:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment


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