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Submitted by Tastycat (View user info) at 2005-06-22 18:53:33 EDT
Triple Jump, what an odd thing to say. Now entering Sunndale Corners. Go past the BEN ad back onto open road. The joys of Ontario, perfectly flat road, surrounded by trees and farmland. On my way to McCrae Lake. On the 400, first exit past Six Mile Lake. Two portages and you're done. Set for the week.
Save the beer, don't worry about the food. Ice is for one thing only.
Murmac Farm, what an odd place. I drove for miles and miles and wound up at your door. I've had you so many times but somehow I want more.
How do trucks get by? They create enough turbulence to make rocks fly off the shoulder. 22 Horseshoe Valley Road East... or was it West?
Stay on the road, Dave. Could be dangerous is right, but not how you meant it.
ANTEN MILLS says the sign. Good work, sign-thinger. I now know where I am. I just wish I knew where that was.
Cross. Don't cross. Walk. Don't walk. 6 kids... no, 5. Wait, 6. Either Katie or Kelly will have to paddle. Sucks. I really hope I'm not with whoever does. Either way.
Stop Dump Site 41. Save Our Water! Beautiful scene scarred by a perfectly straight cleft through the trees, stupid roads. Do you think a canoe makes a car more or less aerodynamic?
400 SOUTH BARRIE. 400 NORTH PARRY SOUND. Only sound I hear is a dog panting. Get the dog a drink.
Why is the road orange-red-black-grey-red-white-red? -yellow?
Why do they have bumpy things that make sounds as you go over them? So blind people know when to stop.
Penetanguishene Road /
Parry Sound 117
Sudbury 277
Good enough for me. I know where we aren't.
Why does the transmission jerk the car around? Sorry, i ask too many questions.
Good to know.
Right lane, 4.4m. Oh, I get it, the bridge is slanty. 4.4m it is. I'm Canadian, but why do I feel Irish? I only have 12 beers, Mark has 48. I hope he feels like sharing. I should have brought cans.
Mt. St. Louis Moonstone reminds me of Pokémon.
Good to know.
Fuck the escarpment. Who only goes 110 in a 100... I mean really now.
I just sneezed. I hope I didn't miss anything important. Really.
Screw Volvo. Screw HUNNNA.
km 136.0
400 NORTH
Good to know.
Road is grey again. Feels normal.
Nothing at exit 141, so why have an exit: Gold Course?
Gratrix Garden Lilys. My mistake.
km 142.0
We just missed an exit. Not our exit, but an exit nonetheless.
Whoa. A lake just appeared below us to the right. An then it was gone.
That poor cone. Only trying to alway do the right-thing-of-way. Lost its life in service.
The lake is back.
Four and a half pages and I have yet to say anything. Three and a half.
taylordocks.com. That's the required advertisement. Or I saw a sign on the side of the road. Marina, Muskoka.
Again.
Trees. Rocks. It's a wonder that both more and less people don't live up here.
gbay.ca. Another sign. Another advertisement.
The box said fragile, but I doubt it really was.
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