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Sexy SPT (984 hits)

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Rating: 1.66 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by pantsarestupid (View user info) at 2005-06-23 10:13:56 EDT


I could tell what you wanted from across the room. The way you smirked and cocked your eyebrow. I knew what you were thinking...because I was thinking it as well. I began to laugh a little louder and shake my ass a bit more when I walked by you.

I asked you for a chair. Any excuse to here you speak...and to my surprise...you're from London. The way you whispered in my ear...I felt a current run down to the tips of my toes. "Let's get out of here."

You started with my neck. Licking, nibbling, then moving down to my clavicle. You held both of my wrists with one hand. You wouldn't let me touch you. The rough brick wall behind by back only heightened my senses.

Your tongue made streaks across my shoulders...and between my slightly exposed breasts. Was it the thrill of being caught...or just the thrill of sex...that had me nearly screaming?

Good thing I was wearing a skirt that night...the way you picked me up and pushed me harder against the wall...pants down...both of us hoping no one would hear us and catch us...but secretly hoping someone would.

After a little while longer you put me back on the ground. I adjusted my clothes...finger combed my hair...and began to walk away. I could hear you zipping up behind me.

As I walked back into the party and back to my present company...I glanced one more time over my shoulder. Your girlfriend looked at you questioningly while my girlfriend knew where I had been...
she was next.

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Whooooooo!! SPT!! Go Yanks!! Yeah!!


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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-06-28 16:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GO YANKEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-26 21:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

mother of god! A skirt and no pants!!!?? Women DO this??

Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-06-24 12:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Read it again Danger.I was wearing a skirt.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-23 23:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU were wearing PANTS??? B-but.. pants are so stupid... a-and you have a girlfriend?...



... I need a cigarette..



Submitted by Olas (user info) at 2005-06-23 23:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Clavicle is just not a sexy word. At all.

-2 for SPT, sorry.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-23 15:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nice and to the point

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-23 11:20:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

u r teh hawt!

Submitted by packofqtips (user info) at 2005-06-23 11:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

thats hot :-)
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-06-23 10:15:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

I had the exact same experience the other night.



Go Sox Woo!

Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-06-23 11:14:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nope. I'm out of the running on the Michigan trip. I'm going to have to wait until Uberfest NYC to meet all of you.



Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-06-23 11:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Psh, AJ. You're just leeching onto the White Sox because you live so far in the middle of nowhere that the nearest team is the next state over. Iowa sucks. GO NEBRASKA WOO!

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-06-23 11:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*cough* yankees suck *cough*

On a lighter note, the RED SOX are one game out of first place. Its because we don't lose to the Devil Rays, you see.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-06-23 11:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

PS- Have you found a ride to Michigan?

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-06-23 10:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey, all you Yank and Red Sox fans... let me know when your teams climb out of being not in first place.


GO WHITE SOX WOOOOOOOOO!!!

Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-06-23 10:56:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It wasn't the writer, it was the reader.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-23 10:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

<sigh>
the Indians sweep 3 teams in a row, only to get swept by the red sox.

<sigh>

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-06-23 10:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-06-23 10:15:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

I had the exact same experience the other night.

Go Yanks Woo!


Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-06-23 10:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

May I point out that i'm a girl and the other person is a guy? I guess I didn't make that very clear...sorry if it gets sloppy towards the end.

Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-06-23 10:23:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!


I WASTED WOOD ON GAY SEX.


SUM-BITCH




Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-23 10:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuck the Yankees and Red Sox....go Pistons!!!!!

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-23 10:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

eww, gross

pukes

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-06-23 10:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I can't in good conscience give a +2 to a Yankees fan. GO SOX WOO!

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-23 10:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

dity bird

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-06-23 10:15:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I had the exact same experience the other night.



Go Sox Woo!


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