SPT - The Best Underrated Movie Quotes: Part One - The Jerk (599 hits)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (View user info) at 2005-06-23 10:32:09 EDT
The Jerk
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Steve Martin is lying in bed next to Bernadette Peters when he begins talking about their relationship. He's basically describing what the past few weeks have felt like.
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"I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days and the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days and the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it."
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-07-18 15:54:21 EDT (#)
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glad to be of help!
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-07-15 04:26:49 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/69138#1450709
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-06-23 14:01:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-06-23 10:49:26 (#)
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I was born a poor, black child.
Submitted by turnbbw (user info) at 2005-06-23 13:47:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-23 10:33:53 (#)
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He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans.
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that is exactly what i thought when i read the title.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-06-23 11:51:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-06-23 11:38:17 EDT (#)
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i enjoyed this post too much i think...
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-06-23 11:15:34 EDT (#)
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Uh-oh...Dad's home.
Sass did it.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-06-23 11:10:51 EDT (#)
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I liked this better when I posted it:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64828
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-06-23 10:49:26 EDT (#)
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I was born a poor, black child.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-06-23 10:38:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-06-23 10:37:03 (#)
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God I love that movie.
"First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book."
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-23 10:38:49 EDT (#)
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shit/shinola
why didn't you?
i didn't want to get spit all over me.
you mean i'm gonna stay this color?
etc.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-06-23 10:35:56 EDT (#)
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"Lord loves a workin' man, don't trust whitey, see a doctor and get rid of it."
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-06-23 10:35:11 EDT (#)
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Pizza In A Cup
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-23 10:34:50 EDT (#)
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That's a very black picture you have posted there.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-23 10:34:05 EDT (#)
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jabberwoekmedy and the nrdkai beelbsnrox, and I obloged the yesprewid.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-23 10:33:53 EDT (#)
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He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans.