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State of the tools (551 hits)

Category: Politics

Rating: 1 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by FuckTheArmy (View user info) at 2005-06-23 10:52:52 EDT


Cops make me nervous. Rent-a-cops make me nervous. Ticket inspectors make me nervous, but they're easier to beat around, as long as they're not the long-winded type. The long-winded type makes you feel small. And all of them, tools of the state. Council cleaners get bullied into thinking it's somehow part of their job to enforce the status quo of things getting worse. Military people give me less trouble, because at least I look respectable.

I don't have a clear idea of what I want; I just want the shit to be gone because I have some really good ideas to go on with once it is. Can we please get on with our lives now? No? Then, you stupid tool, I'm going to stop you and do it anyway, if I can. I think I need a bit of help with that though. Call the comrades from the union; they'll have you on police brutality so fast I won't even have to hit you. Yeah, except for the Labor party. Bugger that for a lark. They don't really believe it as much as Johnny, but they don't have much option with this whole parliament thing. It's not exactly designed to be conducive to reform; or at least anything that does work gets taken back way too quickly.

Not without the real workers on the ground. People, well and good, but it doesn't hit the bottom line in an obvious way; the act of breaking things means an obvious government crackdown on crime, and disorganisation isn't conducive to revolution. In fact, action for action, breaking things doesn't do anywhere near as well as stopping work. Simply downing tools for a day, in large numbers, makes such a huge impact that whole countries have been overthrown about it. Revolution? Russia. China? National struggle maybe. That's that for now.

I just want to hit someone. Give someone who's game to a fair fight a good solid keel-haul. I suppose that's why I play. Contact sports. I also want a hug. Slightly less painful contact sports. I think I want her; but if it does become a thing, for some reason I don't think I'd be comfortable having a closed relationship, despite never having even considered it before. To live the dream of tomorrow, even in all the shit of today. If I were a religious person, I'd avoid her for being the devil. But why obsess? She has effort to prove yet. Worth. Value as a person, expression of interest, I don't know.

But cops still make me nervous.


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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-27 02:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You've got to shut the fuck up and grow a pair before you start to tell ME anything. Pansy bastard. Get a real job Hippie, and get a haircut while you're at it. Faggotty tree huggin, whale savin, tibet freein piece of shit.

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-07-15 17:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yawn

Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-06-27 21:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And this is all because a "friend" lives on an airbase. I can't believe I wrote that much about nothing.

I need to start keeping a notebook.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-23 11:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

rent-a-cop = fun job.

i slept 7 hours of an 8 hour shift. the other hour i was online, listening to music.

i got no respect, but i didn't care. i didn't want/need it. one time the building manager told me to go make some skateboarding kids get off our property. i walked out, and approached them. they asked me if they had to leave. i said no. just keep doing your thing.

i watched them skate for 2-3 hours and helped them take videos of their tricks. good times.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-23 10:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Not a bad mini rant

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-23 10:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome shit post.

This was the biggest shit post of the day.

Very shit, kudos.


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