And i'm doing it again...SPT and TPT. (1107 hits)
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Submitted by pantsarestupid (View user info) at 2005-06-23 12:40:46 EDT
Two post Thursday.
I don't know what's up with the sex lately. I think it's something in the water up here in NY. Everywhere I go people are talking about it, talking about having it, or just outright doing it in the park. I mean i'm sure everyone has had their fare share right? So i'm wondering...
Who here REALLY has had sex in a public place?
I posted about it but it wasn't real (of course). I've heard it's intense exciting and hawt...but all bullshitting aside...is it really what it's made out to be? Is it worth the embarrassment of being found and fined or even arrested?
Bathrooms and cars do not count on this one.
I don't want hits and ratings, I want answers.
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Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:38:15 EDT (#)
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What do you think, pants?
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:37:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-23 13:29:24 (#)
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I fucked in an elevator once and a lecture theatre at the university. Got busted by the cleaners on the second one though, but it was well worth it.
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Better not have been anywhere I've sat!! Lucky bastard.
I have never had any nice outdoor adventures in that respect, but if you were up for it, I'd think you and I could have an amazing time, and it would be well worth the risk of being caught/arrested. I've always wanted to fuck outside in the pouring rain, rolling around in the grass. Are you in?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-26 23:39:09 EDT (#)
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Butt naked, broad daylight (big mistake - sunburn), in the sand dunes at the beach (another mistake - crevices) and interupted by a bunch of smart-alec kids (mistakes happen in three's - never got to finish). And yes, Williamson, it was with a female.
Fuck, Pants you look different. Hawt, but different. and only weirdos take photos of themselves in their bathrooms, I mean, look at that Shabazz character and... wait..
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68853
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-26 20:48:34 EDT (#)
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I've thought about it for a while, and I've decided I really like that picture, despite the trout pout.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-06-24 15:28:27 EDT (#)
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the J.C. Penny's changing room. cheap flooring---damn at the carpet burns.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-06-24 08:39:40 EDT (#)
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so a marque 2 golf van doesn't count then? oh well. these will have to do then:
on a footpath. behind the Playmobil uk customer service centre in basildon.
in a field *next to* (not *in*) our tent in nottingham last year and finally up against a sea wall in Port de la Courdoulliere, Six-Fours, France. all with my hubby.
and you'd be surprised how little you can do in a rover 827 coupé. they look large, they don't have much shaggin space. still tried it a few times though.
my sproglett was boringly conceived in our flat. damn!!!
finally, the last wierd place is in my parents' shed. does that count? that one was with a woman... surely that makes it count??! huh?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-24 08:04:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-06-23 12:46:08 (#)
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does the tailgate of a truck count? we were outside at a constuction site overlooking las veas, she was sitting on the tailgate with her legs around me. _I_ think that counts.
PS: slapping your balls against a metal tailgate fucking hurts.
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Oh good.
I'm not the only dude from Las Vegas who has done this exact same thing.
Must be something in the water here.
carry on.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-06-24 08:03:29 EDT (#)
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I've done it in a movie theater (there were three other couples there) and in Zeller's, which is a Wal-mart-esque store here in Canada.
Both times we didn't get caught.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-06-24 07:38:43 EDT (#)
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I once did Colnol Mustard in the libary with the candlestick.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-23 16:21:00 EDT (#)
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never :(
Submitted by seduce.a.stranger (user info) at 2005-06-23 14:32:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-06-23 12:59:23 (#)
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I had sex with a dog on the moon. EVERYONE can see that.
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For some reason, that really made me laugh.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-06-23 14:21:45 EDT (#)
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Yes, three times. First time in a park in Innsbruk, Austria with a girl on the same study program I was. She had on a short skirt w/ no undies. I just unzipped and she sat on my lap. A guy walked by and I don't think he knew we were doing anything other than kissing. Second time behind a short landscape wall in somebody's front yard on the way home from the bar. Third time standing up against the wall in the parking lot of a bar we just left. That was close because a cop drove by and could have seen us if he just looked over. We hightailed it out of there.
I get a thrill out of it. But then again, I get a kick out of waving my dick out the car window at other passing motorists, so my opinion may be a bit skewed.
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-06-23 14:08:18 EDT (#)
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Can be fun if either of you is slightly exhibitionistic, but check for security cams first.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-23 13:53:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-06-23 12:51:08 (#)
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Inside the Green Monster in Fenway Park during a tour.
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LIAR!
If not:
I'm jealous. I wanted to do that first...damn it!!
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-06-23 13:48:37 EDT (#)
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*garage. Oops.
Also, outside on a hilltop just outside of town in broad daylight.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-06-23 13:45:34 EDT (#)
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A parking gargae in downtown Santa Barbara - outside of the car.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-23 13:42:58 EDT (#)
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On a picnic bench behind the police station.
In my squad car when I was an MP in the Army.
With her bent over the tailgate of my military CUC-v
More random Korean hotel rooms than you can count.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-06-23 13:33:34 EDT (#)
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You people make me feel like a nun!!
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-23 13:29:24 EDT (#)
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I fucked in an elevator once and a lecture theatre at the university. Got busted by the cleaners on the second one though, but it was well worth it.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-06-23 13:20:54 EDT (#)
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Well that was in public...but there were so many other people doing it that I didn't even consider it Real Public. Sorry Gamma.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-23 13:20:46 EDT (#)
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In the hedges behind an old folks home.
In a public swimming pool with a wave machine.
On a golf course in the middle of the night.
On top of a playground structure in daylight.
Golf Course grass is soft and long flowing dresses hide a multitude of sins.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-06-23 13:20:07 EDT (#)
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s'bout time I got some answers on here.
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2005-06-23 13:19:41 EDT (#)
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what about our orgy? doesn't that count?
Submitted by transformer (user info) at 2005-06-23 13:14:22 EDT (#)
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Accccccccccccch. Back to the loch with you Nessy.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-23 13:12:52 EDT (#)
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One time, at band camp...
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-06-23 13:10:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-23 12:48:44 (#)
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How bout jerking off at the bus station, does that count?
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Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-06-23 13:09:33 EDT (#)
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Once on the deck of my boat, and twice in a couple of parks.
It was good for the novelty of it... but that's about it.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-23 13:06:50 EDT (#)
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HOLY SHIT
I had to double take when I saw this picture. You look soooo much like an ex of mine
I wrote this http://www.ubersite.com/m/59126 and this http://www.ubersite.com/m/59217 about her.
It's freaking me out!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-23 13:06:04 EDT (#)
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Can I come over and throw pieces of bologne smeared with mayo at you?
You wouldn't turn down a fellow NY'er, would you?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-23 13:03:10 EDT (#)
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One of the best times I've ever had is taking a former girlfriend to a golf course, late at night and banging the shit out of her on the 3rd green. I've played the coures a hundred times but never got a hole in one....till then
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-06-23 13:02:14 EDT (#)
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I live in a Bum-Fuck town in South Georgia. I've had sex in lots of public places. The only time I've been caught was in the largest of our city's parks.
It wasn't my idea. My girlfiend was very much an exhibitionist, whereas, I was more shy. We get to the park, it's pitch black dark, and start having sex on a picnic table. We're 10-15 minutes into it, concentrating on each other, when I hear a strange noise.
Then a flashlight bean hits me in the eyes and I'm blinded by the light, wrapped up in a deuce another roller in the night......
Sorry.
And it's, of all things, a mounted police. Go. Fucking. Figure.
I'm in a shit-ass hick town, fucking my girl on a picnic table in a park and a mounted police officer shows up and kills my boner.
He was a black dude, too. My mind immediately thanks, "black dude + horse + Mel Brooks + Cleavon Little = Blazing Saddles - the funniest movie of all time."
So I did the only thing I could do in the situation.
In a lispy-german accent a la Madeline Kahn, I said, "what seems to be the pwoblem, shewiff?"
He let us go and told us to go home or get a motel. I asked if I could bum 20 bucks for the room.
He turned and rode off into the street light sunset.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-06-23 12:59:23 EDT (#)
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I had sex with a dog on the moon. EVERYONE can see that.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-06-23 12:58:22 EDT (#)
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on the beach in the gulf of mexico.
and the pouring rain, outside my old elementary school...
during school hours... jk, it was the weekend.
yes she was legal...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-06-23 12:56:07 EDT (#)
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"Is it worth the embarrassment of being found and fined or even arrested? "
Absol-fucking-looootly!
And to answer your question...The bridge on my parents boat.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-23 12:54:31 EDT (#)
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girls do it
trees do it
even tiny little bees do it!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-06-23 12:51:08 EDT (#)
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Inside the Green Monster in Fenway Park during a tour.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-06-23 12:48:52 EDT (#)
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Tailgates, beaches, and SoHo...now that's what i'm talking about.
Fudge...you're right. I was in Midtown yesterday and it was all I could do not to trip over the couples making out everywhere.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-23 12:48:44 EDT (#)
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How bout jerking off at the bus station, does that count?
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-06-23 12:46:46 EDT (#)
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On the beach in Maui.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-06-23 12:46:08 EDT (#)
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does the tailgate of a truck count? we were outside at a constuction site overlooking las veas, she was sitting on the tailgate with her legs around me. _I_ think that counts.
PS: slapping your balls against a metal tailgate fucking hurts.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-23 12:44:29 EDT (#)
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how bout at the beach...
in the middle of the day?
people really don't pay attention
to to what's going on around them...
gigity, gigity
(or however you spell it)
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-06-23 12:43:24 EDT (#)
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it's summertime in the city, man. that's what we do here. girls wear their shirts tighter and shorter. guys jog shirtless around central park, people make out in the soho streets, and it's just a great all around time to be in new york. feel lucky, not confused.
god i love this town.