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Mary Poppins didn't tell me kites could fly THIS high! (566 hits)

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Rating: -0.38 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by kitchens_closed (View user info) at 2005-06-23 14:15:02 EDT

Another summer day, another summer bowl out it my own little utopia.

It's quite true. A bench, positioned majesitcally behind a footrest-esque log, which happened to be overlooking a 20 foot hill that led down to the cool waters of the creek.

If that's not a utopia, its a phobia!

And if its that, its a fear of no longer smoking weed.

What?

So I'm out smoking a bowl in my utopia on a beautiful day. I'm alone.

Alone, but happy!

And not jerk off happy. Energetic go-do-something-tiring-then-go-inside-and-EAT happy!

So I ran. In my awesome hiking boots. Timberlands motherfuckers, three years old, faded like Ashlee Simpson on the music charts.

(I don't know if that last line made sense, I was just assuming a lot of people would think it was funny.)

I wear them everytime I go venturing off into my utopia. I can step over everything. Not anything, but everything. If i was able to step on anything, I wouldn't be able to step on everything, and everyone wants anything whenever something anyone says ever complicates anything for everybody. Understand?

Good.

I ran all the way back to my house and into my room.

Whhoooaaaa...

Did you ever get that?

Time to eat.

Enjoy.

User Reviews

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-06-23 15:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What do you think the highest height is?
You silly rabit, trix are for kids.
moo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-23 14:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-06-23 14:17:04 (#)
Ranking: -1

fuckin' stoners

Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-23 14:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Interesting..?

Submitted by transformer (user info) at 2005-06-23 14:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

cool

Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-06-23 14:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-23 14:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

and I'm guessing you didn't run inside to eat a SALAD

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-23 14:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Try again Charlie Brown, I think your kite's stuck in the tree.

Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-06-23 14:17:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

fuckin' stoners