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Mary Poppins didn't tell me kites could fly THIS high! (472 hits)

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Rating: -0.38 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by kitchens_closed (View user info) at 2005-06-23 14:15:02 EDT


Another summer day, another summer bowl out it my own little utopia.

It's quite true. A bench, positioned majesitcally behind a footrest-esque log, which happened to be overlooking a 20 foot hill that led down to the cool waters of the creek.

If that's not a utopia, its a phobia!

And if its that, its a fear of no longer smoking weed.

What?

So I'm out smoking a bowl in my utopia on a beautiful day. I'm alone.

Alone, but happy!

And not jerk off happy. Energetic go-do-something-tiring-then-go-inside-and-EAT happy!

So I ran. In my awesome hiking boots. Timberlands motherfuckers, three years old, faded like Ashlee Simpson on the music charts.

(I don't know if that last line made sense, I was just assuming a lot of people would think it was funny.)

I wear them everytime I go venturing off into my utopia. I can step over everything. Not anything, but everything. If i was able to step on anything, I wouldn't be able to step on everything, and everyone wants anything whenever something anyone says ever complicates anything for everybody. Understand?

Good.

I ran all the way back to my house and into my room.

Whhoooaaaa...

Did you ever get that?

Time to eat.

Enjoy.

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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-06-23 15:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What do you think the highest height is?
You silly rabit, trix are for kids.
moo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-23 14:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-06-23 14:17:04 (#)
Ranking: -1

fuckin' stoners

Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-23 14:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Interesting..?

Submitted by transformer (user info) at 2005-06-23 14:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

cool

Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-06-23 14:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-23 14:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

and I'm guessing you didn't run inside to eat a SALAD

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-23 14:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Try again Charlie Brown, I think your kite's stuck in the tree.

Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-06-23 14:17:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

fuckin' stoners


Homer: Hey, Flanders, it's no use praying. I already did the same thing,
and we can't both win.

Flanders:
Actually, Simpson, we were praying that no one gets hurt.

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