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Ich Mag Ampeln (625 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.25 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Yes (View user info) at 2005-06-23 14:54:35 EDT


I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
But only when they're green.
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
But only when they're green.
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
That is what I said.
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
But not when they are red.
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
That is what he said.
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
But not when they are red.
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
Although my name's not Bamber.
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I...Oh God!






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Submitted by darkspoon (user info) at 2005-09-20 16:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

best song ever

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-09-16 15:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

≠

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-07-14 20:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes.....
I don't know why I put that comment in that post. I am usually very careful of what I say.
It was either #1: something in the first part of the piece scared me(stupid)....or
#2: It was due to a comment by you in another post.(probably an ideological difference of
opinion)

In any event, thank you for the review. You will be receiving more hits and possibly more
reviews in your prior and future posts.

And Good Luck in Uber III!


Joe

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-01 18:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

romantic

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-06-30 14:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WINNER! http://www.ubersite.com/m/69673

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-06-23 22:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I assume this is some coked-up techno song.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-23 16:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ummm...



Submitted by Ranx05 (user info) at 2005-06-23 15:43:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

unverschämt doof

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-06-23 15:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Moo what?

Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-06-23 15:10:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How could I not +2 one of my all-time favorite songs?


Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-23 15:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Shite!

Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-06-23 15:06:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And is that guy riding a bicycle in the street? Why isn't he on the sidewalk where bicycles belong? Don't they have traffic cops there?

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-06-23 15:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YESSSSSSSSSS!

Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-06-23 15:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The cars in this photo appear to be driving in the wrong direction, what's up with that shit?


Bart: Oh, cheer up, Mom. You can't buy publicity like that. Thousands
and thousands of people saw your pretzels injuring Whitey Ford.

Homer: You can call them Whitey-whackers!

-- Homer Simpson
The Twisted World of Marge Simpson