Things that piss me off (533 hits)
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Submitted by Taurusfh (View user info) at 2005-06-23 19:06:36 EDT
White people that try to talk like they're black... especially preppy upper-class white kids.
Slow-walking people that take up the entire sidewalk/hallway, and are oblivious to the fact that people are trying to get past them.
People who talk loudly on the phone.
People who talk loudly on the phone at work.
People who talk loudly on the phone at work about how their kid is getting bullied at soccer practice... <I fucking hate the woman in the office next to me>
Hypocrits. For example, everybody in Calgary makes fun of hicks until Stampede Week. Then everybody is trying (and failing miserably) to be a hick.
People who beg for money. Why should I GIVE somebody money, when I have to WORK my ass off to get it in the first place? Instead of beggin for change, offer to do something for me. If a bum came up to me and said "I'll do a jig for a quarter." I'd gladly give him money.
Smoking... actually not smoking itself, but the fact that it sucks so much to quit smoking. <Its been 3 days now, which is probably why I'm so bitchy>
Lawyers. A law firm works above my company, so I usually have to ride the elevator with one of those cocky, self-indulgent pricks who are sitting there talking about the vacation they took to Rome last week, and how they can't wait until next month to go back.
People with no common sense. I hate when people ask me stupid questions that they could figure out if they actually used their brain. That is what it's there for.
The government.
When people jump on the bandwagon of a sports team that is winning. For example, all of the Calgary Flames fans who "appeared" once the Flames got into the playoffs last year. Where were all of you during the regular season?
When people over-protect their kids. The only way a kid will grow up is if you let it.
Well, that's all for now.
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Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-06-24 16:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"White people that try to talk like they're black..."
+2 for that and that alone.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-24 16:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That's a lot of hate- what's stampede week?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-06-24 11:51:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-24 08:39:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Lawyers are scum. They have done for justice what privatized insurance has done for medicine - i.e., totally fucked it.
Not you Teephphah. You're one of the good ones.
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I've never quite understood the animosity people hold for Lawyers. Our society, our government, our business and loads of other stuff I can't think of right now are defined by law.
I've never been on the wrong side of the law though so what the hell do I know?
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-24 09:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I hate when a woman only sucks half of the dick...open wider!. And a gag reflex is trainable like anything else. You'll spend 45 min a day on your hair, can't you sacrifice 5-10 a day on not choking everytime? Maybe next time I will just stick it halfway in...I'm tired of you pleasure hogs not fulfilling your obli-goddamn-gations to men. Arrrrrgh, I need to get laid.
ummm, I don't remember what this post was about so +1
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-24 08:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lawyers are scum. They have done for justice what privatized insurance has done for medicine - i.e., totally fucked it.
Not you Teephphah. You're one of the good ones.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-24 08:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lawyers. A law firm works above my company, so I usually have to ride the elevator with one of those cocky, self-indulgent pricks who are sitting there talking about the vacation they took to Rome last week, and how they can't wait until next month to go back.
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Oh my christ I cannot wait until I can start law school.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-24 07:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Slow-walking people and bandwagon teams. Dead on.
Submitted by Nancypants (user info) at 2005-06-23 20:41:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-23 20:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Piss pisses me off.
Your fucking mom pisses me off.
Pissing on your mom, however, pleases me.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-23 19:29:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Another Uber Calgarian?
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-06-23 19:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Weak
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-23 19:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-23 19:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
how about a gratuitious -2? that flip your switch?
Submitted by Vix (user info) at 2005-06-23 19:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hypocrits. For example, everybody in Calgary makes fun of hicks until Stampede Week. Then everybody is trying (and failing miserably) to be a hick.
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My room mate works at a country clothing store by the stampede grounds, and like 1 month before all the fags come rushing in to get thier gear and look like assbags in the process. And these people spend upwards of $300.00 to wear it for 1 fucking week!
Submitted by Caacodaemus (user info) at 2005-06-23 19:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, init gweat?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-23 19:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Things that piss me off:
- The Calgary Flames
- Calgary
- The fact that Calgary didn't wash away in the flood
- Saturn. Fuck I hate Saturn. What a stupid fucking planet. I wish the Calgary Flames would go to Saturn and then the whole thing would just explode. Then they'd bring Neptune closer to Earth and we could go to parties there.
In summary, Saturn is ghey and Neptune is pwesome.
And Calgary sucks.
I'm going to burn down the Saddledome and kill Sutter. The Stampeders can go too. Fuck they suck. Higgins is a traitor with the lips of a girl. I hope Burris falls into a hole and his spine is crushed by an elephant. GOOD LUCK MAKING THE PLAYOFFS THIS YEAR, WHORES!!!! Better yet, try to win more than four games, slut-farmers.
Your lacrosse team is all right but our's will be better.
That's it.
Submitted by notyou (user info) at 2005-06-23 19:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fo shizzle... my nizzle.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-23 19:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Everything pisses me off. Life pisses me off. Fuck.
Feel the hatred.
FEEL IT!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-23 19:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I agree. More things that piss me off can be found at http://www.lemonparty.org