The Story of FLUTE BOY! (lots of pictures....very slightly NSFW) (1477 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.67 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Duke Diggler (View user info) at 2005-06-24 02:30:56 EDT
The character of Flute Boy is known far and wide by Uberers and commoners alike.
Today, I reveal to the world what Flute Boy, now the greatest flutist on the planet, has been up to during the 323 days since he last appeared on Ubersite...
User Reviews
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-07-17 17:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
tits=auto+2?
moron...
eat some auto -2's for that.
(I won't read the posts coz youre a stupid teenie)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-07-12 21:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i laughed my mancunt off
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-12 20:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
where the hell do you get the idea that lechuga and i fuck??? he's like 6 years younger than me!
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2005-07-11 10:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by AP17 (user info) at 2005-07-08 06:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked this too. I only wish I knew fluteboy...It was still funny though.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-06-27 15:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff man.
And for the record, Urbane and I have never fucked. Golden showers are another story.
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-06-26 22:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That is a recorder.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-25 02:46:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-24 04:06:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought you were going to +2 all of Wiggs posts?
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I just decided that wiggs probably deserved it.
I'm going to go nuke his posts now.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-06-25 02:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
didn't really look at it, but you had nsfw, +2
and flute boy makes me laugh when juxtaposed with the noobs.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-06-24 18:40:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This wasn't too bad, but how the hell do you know anything about Flute Boy? I was just starting to read Ubersite when Flute Boy was at his peak, and I'm like 500 users earlier than you.
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-06-24 18:14:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-24 08:48:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
323 days?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64753
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64952
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my bad zakalwe, I meant the last time he was mentioned...see I had to do a search of uber to come up with that figure, and pictures didn't come up.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-24 13:52:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-06-24 12:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahh Flute Boy....
weeps
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-06-24 11:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
28 Peener Lane. I find it funny that I can tell no one about the inside jokes of Uber, as they would not understand. It always amazes me how much time that I spend on this website.
Peener Lane.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-06-24 10:10:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that was pretty damn funny
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-24 08:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
323 days?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64753
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64952
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-24 08:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kai's right, you know. I don't have a clue about Flute Boy, I just know he had something to do with Habeeb and emus. I can give it a pretty good guess as to the phenomena though, kind of like Helmut Cat.
By the way, Habeeb should write a novel.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-24 08:40:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mystery solved. Thanks.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-24 08:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can do that with my wang.
I mean...wait..
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-24 08:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's a +2.
Kai's just angry he's a blading old fat fag.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-06-24 06:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is that a flute ? I thought flutes were played sideways without a mouthpiece.
Maybe its in the flute family. Fuck it, what would I know?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-24 05:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
silly!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-24 04:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought you were going to +2 all of Wiggs posts?
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-24 03:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fruitboy update -----> http://www.ubersite.com/m/67785
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-06-24 03:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunno, I really don't think that it is you, I have noticed that in the last few weeks that he is tending to accuse anyone that he does not know better than his brother as an alter.
Kind of sad really.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-24 02:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-06-24 02:45:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-24 02:42:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
WHAT THE FUCK do you know about Flute Boy? That was a while ago.
Who's alter are you?
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I'm not an alter, dipshit. I thought we were cool now, kai, why are you being a douche to me?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/69222
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Giving you a zero is not being overtly critical, son. This post sucked, and I am now convinced you are an alter. This shit was waaaay before "your" time. And if I'm wreong? So what?
"+0" means worth reading, "douche bag". It was, barely. I think you fucked it up - I was there.
Bart nuked my latest +2 streak with a -2, the fucking dick only flames me. Shlongy, Cigar, plenty of others -2 me on sight. Consider yourself lucky that my greatest "fault" is honesty, not jealousy.
And here's a +2 for you to suck on, you big baby.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-24 02:49:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG ALTAR
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-06-24 02:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah seriously, what a retard. I am not an alter, look at my early posts and it is very clear.
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-06-24 02:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it just me or is Kai accusing everyone of being an alter lately?
Start taking your meds again, not everyone is an alter.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-24 02:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHAT THE FUCK do you know about Flute Boy? That was a while ago.
Who's alter are you?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-06-24 02:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
"tootle toot"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-24 02:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2