Ubersite to the rescue! (873 hits)
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Submitted by The Vulva (View user info) at 2005-06-24 10:25:37 EDT
Adwain Parkins is reaching out to you ubercommunity http://www.ubersite.com/m/69238. I for one, am all about helping the new people (including myself) understand what is going on around here. Let all pitch in and see what we can do for the newest addition...
Pretty simple place really, but there are some things you WILL need to know to get started....
People:
1. Fat Tony is a very creative individual with meaningful and heartfelt posts, and an olympic sprinter. He's in training for the next summer games!!
2. Shlongy is a very nice guy, and very willing to help you with anything. Think of him as your "Ubersponsor" Go to him with any questions you may have, even if they seem stupid.
3. Swamp Donkey is your target audience. He always gives the best reviews, and it is difficult to post something that he will not +2 immediately.
4. Queen Ashlee/Ashlee is unachievable. All of us Uberguys have been chasing her for a looong time...try not to let her stunning beauty suck you in, and just leave her alone. We've all tried!
Uberlingo: (what you asked about)
NSFW = Safe to open file while you are at work.
STFU Noob = Super Trendy Freakin Uber-idea Noob (we're goofy round here, and we like to use Uber as a prefix on our words)
Noob = New guy/gal
SPT = Serious Posted Thoughts (only serious quality posts may be labled SPT - NO EXCEPTIONS!)
BWF = Bandwagon Friday or Best White Friends (Uber is a very racist forum)
MVA = Most Vulnerable Asses (usually the new people. Try not to fall into this category)
Well, I hope this helps you out fella. Be sure to read the reviews of this post, a lot of users will be adding valuable and useful information to this for you. Happy Ubering! BTW thanks for giving me something to write about today. STFU Noob :-)
User Reviews
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-08-05 20:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"BWF = Bandwagon Friday or Best White Friends (Uber is a very racist forum)"
HAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-30 13:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some of you....
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-06-30 11:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you missed us, huh?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-25 03:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
yup, cow.
good job.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-24 14:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-24 10:48:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-24 10:41:45 (#)
Ranking: 1
Vulva wants me to -2 this. But I can't. It's funny.
Sorry Vulva.
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Naaah, I appologize. you rubbed me the wrong way once and I took it a little too far. Our war is over on this side of the line. Now all you have to do is rub me the right way and I'll go back and +2 everything. Hehehe
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<falls over> Okay. But i'm not rubbing you.
Unless...... You're a genie in a bottle? Are you? I could really use a day off work.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-24 13:23:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
emoticons are also essential, make sure to incorporate them into all of your posts to ensure a steady flow of +2's
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-24 12:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
thanks for this.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-24 11:55:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
STFU, NOOB.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-24 11:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Har! +2 for my favorite n00b
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-24 11:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ohhhhh your sisters mouth!! Heavenly!
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-24 11:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-24 11:12:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
-2: the sum value of your existence
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-24 11:12:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
-2: the sum value of nuts missing from your sisters mouth when I'm not around.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-24 11:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2: the sum value of your existence
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-06-24 11:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
heh
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-24 10:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-24 10:40:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
Thorpe, I thought you were goin Uber-tenting in Michigan?
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Actually, I'm probably still in the car right now.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-24 10:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-24 10:41:45 (#)
Ranking: 1
Vulva wants me to -2 this. But I can't. It's funny.
Sorry Vulva.
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Naaah, I appologize. you rubbed me the wrong way once and I took it a little too far. Our war is over on this side of the line. Now all you have to do is rub me the right way and I'll go back and +2 everything. Hehehe
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-06-24 10:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're evil, I like your style.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-24 10:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Vulva wants me to -2 this. But I can't. It's funny.
Sorry Vulva.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-24 10:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thorpe, I thought you were goin Uber-tenting in Michigan?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-24 10:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Darth_Adwain (user info) at 2005-06-24 10:36:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for the help, but you basically just ripped off my already shit idea. Seeing as you are not a "noob" and spent a little more time writting it out, you will get a +2.. While i scum suck the bottom -2ers..
BWHAHAHAH :'(
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emoticons are also essential, make sure to incorporate them into all of your posts to ensure a steady flow of +2's
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-24 10:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Also, make sure to +2 all of your own posts, it is a well respected tradition on ubersite.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-24 10:37:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-24 10:31:05 (#)
Ranking: 1
IT 's sarcsm.
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Ding Ding Ding - We have a winner.
I was only hoping to fool the New Guy!
Submitted by Darth_Adwain (user info) at 2005-06-24 10:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for the help, but you basically just ripped off my already shit idea. Seeing as you are not a "noob" and spent a little more time writting it out, you will get a +2.. While i scum suck the bottom -2ers..
BWHAHAHAH :'(
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-24 10:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
STFU Noob = Super Trendy Freakin Uber-idea Noob
This was the only one that made me laugh. But not a bad try overall, I must say.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-24 10:35:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and Shlongy's modest too....always reserved and quiet. Try and get him to come out of his shell, if you could
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-24 10:34:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lies
all lies
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-24 10:34:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-24 10:31:05 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-06-24 10:26:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
its
shit post thursday
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IT 's sarcsm.
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-24 10:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-06-24 10:26:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
its
shit post thursday
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IT 's sarcsm.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-06-24 10:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
its
shit post thursday