The water slide thinks I'm fat! (545 hits)
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Submitted by Spidy (View user info) at 2005-06-24 13:49:06 EDT
I was running around like a retard in some theme park. After eating, riding all the rides, and throwing up (all in that order) I decided it was time to get in the water area and wash off some of the vomit. I make my way to the top and the life guard on duty allows me to go down the water tunnel. As I slide down my face begins to hurt from smiling/ laughing so hard. It wasn't just the slide, it cleansed my soul. It made me feel like a little kid again. And all to soon it went away. The tunnel continuously became narrow. And than, the worst, I got stuck in the water tunnel! The water began building up and I raise my head up to catch one last breath...
I wake up to find myself sitting up gasping for air.
What do you think?
When i told my mother she leaned over and said, "The Waterslide thinks your fat!" and laughed hysterically. Can I get some real opinions please...
This is the first image that popped up when I Google: Imaged- Water Slide
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Submitted by manicvelocity (user info) at 2005-06-24 14:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Put the fork down, fatty.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-06-24 14:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i am so fucking sick of these worthless alters
Submitted by spidy (user info) at 2005-06-24 14:12:49 EDT (#)
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LOL, Im not actually fat you guys. Its the symbolism of the tunnel around me getting smaller to the point where i drown from the water build up. It wasnt the actual math of it all: I know that the water pressure would add up. And I'm no fat! ;)
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-06-24 14:05:16 EDT (#)
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Without camwhore it's hard to tell for sure, but I'd have to say that the experience you described does seem to be a pretty strong indication of obesity. Unless this is actually a repressed memory of your trip down your mommy's birth canal.
Do you have fantasies about crawling back into the womb?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-24 14:05:05 EDT (#)
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I think you are a tub of gooey fatness
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-06-24 14:02:28 EDT (#)
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I've been on many waterslides (no, not at sea world, very funny) and I never got stuck. It's impossible. If you did get stuck and the water built up behind you, you would have SHOT thru there at over 100 MPH because of the pressure and you would have got hurt.
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-24 14:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And so does your mom apparently...
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-24 13:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you didn't die?
fuck. fatass...