StreetPunk's Hate Post! (1071 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.69 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by HotDog (View user info) at 2003-04-29 18:22:03 EDT
Streetpunk- This is for you my man! Because you have shared your hatred with others, I am going to share my hatred, er, DIRECT my hatred towards you. Many people will say, "But Hotdog! This has been done before!" Yeah, so? This is a hate post. Originality is OUT OF THE QUESTION! OK, here goes!
streetpunk- u r probably sum 3yr kid who jaks of to kidde porn. you are 21 and stil in colege dude u suk major bals. my granma would shove a crowbar up yo nose ifn she got tha chance. u r the cum yo mother shold have swalowed and u r a dumbfuck like a duck. duckfuck. i am the omega wiener. dude you keep postin about how you git away from the po-lice and not but but but u cant outrun my damn granma. she kiks ass all ova the place man. those martians from that movie would blast yo damn face off. fuck u an your dumbass. i bet you use an outdated branding iron fo your cows BIIIIITTTCH!. u g/f iz in 2d grad. i red yo posts and they al suk lot of ass. u r stpiud. what da fuk do u hav againt tool? they logo iz n the shap of a penis they r rebels man they would bit yo foo head off and spit it at passin cars man. u lik woman so much may b u r a woman man. and anoter thi n i odtn lkie abotu u si yo dman d...
And after that it gets... well... pretty incoherent. Notice the contradictions, hypocrisy, lame insults, grammar mistakes, lack of paragraphs, unoriginality, stupidity, lies, use of the word "probably" and meaningless information used to take up space. This my friends... is a CLASSIC hate post. Basically, I just used my template and changed things around a bit.
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Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-05-01 19:12:41 EDT (#)
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what the hell am i contradicting? myself? how? i haven't written a hate post, and that's true. that's not contradicting anything you dickless piece of human nothingness. I hate you. Get a brain tumour. go blind. die because of a negligent mexican nurse.
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-04-30 23:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chipolatte, you cum guzzeling little turd burglar, show me where I said you had written a hate post:
"Dogger....
That was...beautiful, man. Never...NEVER!...I say, have I ever read an impersonation of cipolatte put so well! The incohearant phrases. The piss-poor spelling and grammer. Absolutely brilliant. The contradictions, hypocrisy, lame insults, classic chipolatte.
Youdaman! "
I was refering to the "The incohearant phrases. The piss-poor spelling and grammer.....The contradictions, hypocrisy, lame insults," which you tend to write all the time. Please note the following:
"I have never, ever written a hate post. I posted a picture of Maddox flipping off Loren, but that's the extent of my 'hateposts'"
So you have written a hate post then. Quit contradicting yourself.
Another "gay" insult: "I bet you're sure glad they started letting gay's in the military...probably gets lonely sometimes, doesn't it?"
When you can match wits with me little boy, that's when you get to insult me, everything else is just you running your cock-holster.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-04-30 17:15:01 EDT (#)
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I have never, ever written a hate post. I posted a picture of Maddox flipping off Loren, but that's the extent of my 'hateposts'. And even that was just an experiment by me. Find me one hate post Otter. I dare you. C'mon big ole marine boy. I bet you're sure glad they started letting gay's in the military...probably gets lonely sometimes, doesn't it?
Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-04-30 11:13:43 EDT (#)
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oooh u bitch, bitch, bitch but u know u want him really
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-04-30 09:42:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bravo, hotdog!!! You should write a book about writing hate post. I would totally buy it. Thanks man, I have been wanting a hate post about me for the longest time.
"When they stop making fun of you, they've forgotten you"
-Sammy Davis Jr.
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-04-30 03:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dogger....
That was...beautiful, man. Never...NEVER!...I say, have I ever read an impersonation of cipolatte put so well! The incohearant phrases. The piss-poor spelling and grammer. Absolutely brilliant. The contradictions, hypocrisy, lame insults, classic chipolatte.
Youdaman!
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-04-29 21:08:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmm i didn't read it
i need to get baked. now.
i just read the first paragraph.
wow. i'm sorry.
Submitted by Flatuloso (user info) at 2003-04-29 21:07:55 EDT (#)
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I like how you followed your own advice by posting this under humor even thought it isn't funny at all. Not one part of it. Ah well, I guess it's still "worth reading."
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2003-04-29 20:51:57 EDT (#)
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yeah man...it was a joke... ha..haha.....*sigh*
Submitted by HotDog (user info) at 2003-04-29 20:51:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, what do you think I was being serious? God...
Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2003-04-29 20:49:45 EDT (#)
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Uh... shitolotte, this is a parody of some of these other retarded posts.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-04-29 20:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck is everyone's obsession with hate posts? Do they really care so much about what some other asshole over the internet cares about? Give it a break you retards.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-04-29 20:28:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2003-04-29 19:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ouch man...that was some harsh stuff... i think that branding iron thing would have put ME over the edge...but thats just me... i have branding iron issues....
people are stupid... your point has been aptly made... kudos