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Mouth or Vagina? (1493 hits)

Category: General

Rating: -0.17 on 41 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by alragusa (View user info) at 2005-06-24 15:50:41 EDT


Most men love oral sex.
My question is do you prefer depositing your goo in her mouth or vagina? I guess we can throw in ass.
I perfer the vagina.
Girls - what do you prefer?

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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-28 10:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

shouldn't the question have been monitor or keyboard?








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Keyboard.

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-28 10:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

shouldn't the question have been monitor or keyboard?








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Keyboard.

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-10-28 10:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

idiot.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:59:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

These reviews are fucking fantastic.

Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the reviews. A couple of them absofuckinglutely slayed me.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-08-11 10:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-08-09 16:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

pussy.

Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-09 16:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I like to pull out, lay down on my back, and shoot it on my own stomach.



















What?




















OK, mouth!

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-08-09 16:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-09 16:03:08 (#)
Ranking: -2

Ask your mum, she knows where I like to deposit my baby batter
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-08-09 16:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Usually either my sweat pants or my boxers; sometimes a little backsplash gets on my pokemon cards.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-09 16:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ask your mum, she knows where I like to deposit my baby batter.

Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-09 15:59:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Neck stump.















What?

Submitted by Psychonaught (user info) at 2005-08-09 15:47:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just slam her ass

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-06-25 23:29:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I just blow my load on the wet spot that shows up in the flour I rolled her in.

Submitted by the_sociopath (user info) at 2005-06-25 23:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It depends on the girl. While BJs are great, if a chick is inexperianced at sucking a guy off, it's better just to fuck her in the vag.


Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-06-25 22:47:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Because I blow such a massive load.....I'd say (a),(b) and (c).

Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2005-06-24 23:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-06-24 16:38:13 (#)
Ranking: -1

The replies are better than the post. Never good

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Hey assface, that's the point.
I just threw this out there so we can all have some laughs.
I'm tired of people writing long diatribes bitching about flag-burning.
Die.

Submitted by Or_ (user info) at 2005-06-24 23:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-24 22:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

All three, right beside each other, in rotation.

(if you think that that's impossible because of the physics of a girl, focus on the word 'a')

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-06-24 22:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Who the fuck cares?

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-24 21:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Method's first comment made me laugh.

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-06-24 21:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't proper etiquette dictate that a gentleman first expel his essence into a rubber, and then slap the weighted prophylactic about his lady's cheeks and breasts?

Submitted by NeonBacalao (user info) at 2005-06-24 21:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i kinda like it on my tits

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-06-24 21:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

not a big fan of giving facials, but i like blowing it in my lady's mouth.

Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-06-24 21:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Even seen a porno called 'the red eye'? It's about guys who hold the chicks eye open and blast ther load into the eye

Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-06-24 19:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I like giving facials.

Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-06-24 18:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I like to deposit my sperm in the bank and put money in her vagina.

It saves about 15 years worth of time.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-24 16:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.kittenwar.com

Submitted by NumLock (user info) at 2005-06-24 16:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hair

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-06-24 16:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

The replies are better than the post. Never good

Submitted by InsoManiac (user info) at 2005-06-24 16:26:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Hmm.. a conundrum of epic proportions.. I do not know which one I prefer. Probably the cooter. I just love to cum, make her cum, then lay there, inside of her, while we both come down from climax. Shit. Now Im horny. Thanks.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-06-24 16:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"Girls - what do you prefer?"

In your case, I would have to say, "the shower drain."

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-06-24 16:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The holiest of holes. Only problem is my girl isn't on the pill, so I try to make it up to the mouth (which she loves) but half the time I don't get there and it ends up all over her chest and face, which is cool too.

Submitted by Vix (user info) at 2005-06-24 16:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Depends on the taste and his size. If it is small, i would rather take a shot in the mouth, but if you know he's got some funky spunk, I say the other.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-06-24 16:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

plastic bag

Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-24 16:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The neighbor.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-24 16:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ear

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-06-24 16:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I have a preference for the armpit.

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-24 16:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

eyesocket

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-24 15:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I dont know why this made me laugh.

"I guess we can throw in ass."

Submitted by Darth_Adwain (user info) at 2005-06-24 15:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck the cunt silly, fill the mouth with love juices.


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