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This one time, at Space Camp, I flung a booger into Zero-Gravity (920 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 1.62 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Kazzerax (View user info) at 2005-06-25 02:34:42 EDT


Ah, space camp. What a wonderful experience. At age 36, I was the oldest among the campers, most of them being 10-12. Ah, oh well, it was my wish to become one of the space campers. And I was. From age 12 to age 36. But this isn't about that. It's about how I flung a booger into zero-gravity. Oh yeah, zero gravity, you read me!

Oh Uber, it was a wonderful summer day, like every other wonderful summer day for the past 24 years. But, this wonderful summer day was different. For it was the day I was to fling a booger into zero gravity.

I somehow found myself next to a famous astronaut, Bill Gates. Yes, Bill Gates. He's rich, he must've gone into space sometime. Anyway, I was next to him and he almost booted me out of the door in the space ship WichWag9. But this is what happened instead.

"GAH! YOU SUCK ZAK!"

"OH YEAH?!"

"YEAH!"

"WELL YOU'RE A FAG!"

"Oh it's on now."

The space battle raged. As we fought with a rage unbeknownst to man, I hit the open door button, which (smartly) was placed by the "Obliterate Bill Gates" button, and so we were both launched into space. Into zero-gravity. I immediately started picking my nose. I was going to make history. I was going to fling a booger into zero gravity. And I did. Fortunately, I made it back into the ship and crashed into a McDonalds. Or "Crap" as I like to call it. Oh well, McDonald's sucks. And so do you.





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Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-06-27 16:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Plus one for the story plus one for me.

Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-06-26 23:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

On a side note, the picture I got Bill Gates from had a backround of a chalk board that said:
I will not take over the world. I will not take over the world. I will not...etc.

Submitted by Shroom (user info) at 2005-06-26 23:20:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahaha, bill gates looks like a weiner

Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-06-26 22:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think that the "Dont suck" style of writing is working out for you

Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2005-06-26 19:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

-1: cut down the picture size mang

0 for being mildly amausing

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-26 18:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Solid +1.


Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-06-26 16:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Did no one notice WichWag9 could be RichFag? Anyone?

Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-06-26 16:04:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Or "Crap" as I like to call it.

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-06-26 03:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Not long at all.



Submitted by KillerTofu (user info) at 2005-06-25 15:22:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Kazz you deserved this.

Submitted by Or_ (user info) at 2005-06-25 05:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I liked the title, and the picture was okay, but the writing didn't do it for me.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-25 04:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Space camp at 36 was a great start.
But then it turned to shit.

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-06-25 02:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-25 02:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nope.

This still sucks.

I wrote a poem last night.

GO rate all my posts.

Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-06-25 02:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks C1ndy. What's your AIM?

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-25 02:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

camp!

Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-06-25 02:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Props to Donkey for the title. I'm trying a new style of writing. I call it
the "Don't suck" tell me what you guys think


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our kids be good?

Marge: We have three kids, Homer.

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